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Ask UTR ANYTHING

13,445 69 September 14, 2010 at 05:59 PM in Chat
Ask UTR ANYTHING.


She wanted her own thread where people could ask her questions, now here it is!
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UTR
09-15-2010 at 11:06 AM.
09-15-2010 at 11:06 AM.
i will answer the two above questiona once im out of jury duty-- both require too much typing.
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vviles
09-15-2010 at 11:06 AM.
09-15-2010 at 11:06 AM.
UTR, if you were an exotic dancer, what would your stage name be?
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travisshyn
09-15-2010 at 11:33 AM.
09-15-2010 at 11:33 AM.
Quote from wiles :
UTR, if you were an exotic dancer, what would your stage name be?
Lolly the Bear Killer
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the. glock
09-15-2010 at 11:40 AM.
09-15-2010 at 11:40 AM.
Quote from rayzac :
A pack of hungry wolves are chasing you. You run till you come across a dilapidated house with three rooms. The first room has weapons hidden all over which may fire anytime. The second room has a ferocious lion which hasn't eaten for many years. The third room has vials of sulphuric acid located near the ceiling which may drip anytime and corrode one's skin. Which room will you hide in to escape from the pack of wolves?
simple, the room with the sulphuric acid, drips of this acid wont do much to the skin other than turn it red and maybe leave a small blister... if there are more drippings, punch a wall in the dilapitated house and use the dry wall chalk to treat the acid spill, since drywall is calcium sulfate it will convert the acid to its non ionic form and therefore inactive, also the water formed in this reaction will be absorbed by the calcium sulfate preventing hot water burns

Edit* plus, if the wolves find you, you can stick your finger down your throat and vomit on the sulfuric acid, the HCl in your stomach juices will react with the acid to form lots of HCl Gas... you will be partially immune to this gas since you ust vomited and your esophagus is coated in HCl already... so get outta there fast while the wolves are coughing
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ForeverDecember
09-15-2010 at 11:44 AM.
09-15-2010 at 11:44 AM.
Or you could just go in with the lion, because after not eating in many years that fuzzy bitch would be dead.
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09-15-2010 at 11:45 AM.
09-15-2010 at 11:45 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
Or you could just go in with the lion, because after not eating in many years that fuzzy bitch would be dead.
woot
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the. glock
09-15-2010 at 11:46 AM.
09-15-2010 at 11:46 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
Or you could just go in with the lion, because after not eating in many years that fuzzy bitch would be dead.
after two years the lion would have been rotten and full of diseases by then, you wouldnt be able to stand the smell...
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09-15-2010 at 11:47 AM.
09-15-2010 at 11:47 AM.
Quote from the. glock :
after two years the lion would have been rotten and full of diseases by then, you wouldnt be able to stand the smell...
You obviously missed her threads about her boss.
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ForeverDecember
09-15-2010 at 11:56 AM.
09-15-2010 at 11:56 AM.
Quote from the. glock :
after two years the lion would have been rotten and full of diseases by then, you wouldnt be able to stand the smell...
shake head after two years he would just be a skeleton. Unless the house was cool and sealed off enough, in that case he would be preserved. However, if the house is as in bad of repair as it sounds then it would be the first suggestion.

Also, he said "many" years. Two years is a couple, three is a few... so it would be at least 4 years that had passed, which means he is most definately a skeleton.
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UTR
09-15-2010 at 12:10 PM.
09-15-2010 at 12:10 PM.
Quote from wiles :
The Bell Jar
ewww I hated that book (when I read it years ago)

first time- 16, my bedroom at my parents house while my parents were directly below us watching tv. They heard everything.
Wolves- already answered, although I wouldn't have thought about the lion bit that much.
Exotic dancer- I can't answer that, Id never do something like that.
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Frogstar
09-15-2010 at 12:11 PM.
09-15-2010 at 12:11 PM.
Quote from UTR :
ewww I hated that book (when I read it years ago)

first time- 16, my bedroom at my parents house while my parents were directly below us watching tv. They heard everything.
Bigeye
How did that go over?
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UTR
09-15-2010 at 12:14 PM.
09-15-2010 at 12:14 PM.
Quote from Frogstar :
Bigeye
How did that go over?
I wanted to know if they heard the bed rocking so I said I'd go downstairs and asked him to rock the bed like it was rocking before. I stroll downstairs and hear REALLY LOUD rocking. My mom goes "That's weird. It was doing that for a while earlier, too." I booked it upstairs and died laughing with my new fellow non-virgin bf.
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09-15-2010 at 12:14 PM.
09-15-2010 at 12:14 PM.
What size sweatshirt does Serra wear?
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Frogstar
09-15-2010 at 12:16 PM.
09-15-2010 at 12:16 PM.
Quote from UTR :
I wanted to know if they heard the bed rocking so I said I'd go downstairs and asked him to rock the bed like it was rocking before. I stroll downstairs and hear REALLY LOUD rocking. My mom goes "That's weird. It was doing that for a while earlier, too." I booked it upstairs and died laughing with my new fellow non-virgin bf.
Roll
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UTR
09-15-2010 at 12:17 PM.
09-15-2010 at 12:17 PM.
come on, ive definitely told this story on SD before. 2XL
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