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You're on Death Row. What do you request as your last meal?

5,257 3,968 September 28, 2010 at 07:13 AM in Chat (3)
Inspired by this article: http://eatocracy.cnn.com/2010/09/...ts/?hpt=C2

Also of interest, some Last Meal requests [wikipedia.org] of notable prisoners.


To keep this simple, let's restrict our last meals to one entree, two sides, and a dessert. Alcoholic drinks are not allowed though. Sadwalk

My meal:
Chicken and broccoli casserole.
Homemade potato salad (the way grandma used to make it). nod
Bacon. Lots and lots of bacon.
Cheesecake, with fresh strawberries and whipped cream.
I'd probably also want a few bottles of IBC Black Cherry soda.

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Fallacy
09-28-2010 at 08:49 AM.
09-28-2010 at 08:49 AM.
Quote from SlicKitty :
hug

Years ago, my friend's mother tried to say, "Is the Pope Catholic?" but forgot what she was saying and mixed it with, "Does a bear s**t in the woods?" and it came out, "Does the Pope s**t in the woods!?"

So, I guess it's a private joke, but why keep it to myself? It's a public joke now!
Sorry to burst your bubble, but your mother did not invent "does the pope shit in the woods?"
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Moot-N-Me
09-28-2010 at 08:52 AM.
09-28-2010 at 08:52 AM.
Quote from SlicKitty :

Years ago, my friend's mother tried to say, "Is the Pope Catholic?" but forgot what she was saying and mixed it with, "Does a bear s**t in the woods?" and it came out, "Does the Pope s**t in the woods!?"

So, I guess it's a private joke, but why keep it to myself? It's a public joke now!
Roll That's awesome SK!!
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SlicKitty
09-28-2010 at 08:54 AM.
09-28-2010 at 08:54 AM.
Quote from Fallacy :
Sorry to burst your bubble, but your mother did not invent "does the pope shit in the woods?"
Wasn't my mother.

My mother didn't invent anything...except me.

And your mother didn't invent bubble bursting. Mine was burst before you arrived. Men...always thinking they were first on the scene.
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SnakePlisken
09-28-2010 at 08:56 AM.
09-28-2010 at 08:56 AM.
Quote from SlicKitty :
hug







Years ago, my friend's mother tried to say, "Is the Pope Catholic?" but forgot what she was saying and mixed it with, "Does a bear s**t in the woods?" and it came out, "Does the Pope s**t in the woods!?"

So, I guess it's a private joke, but why keep it to myself? It's a public joke now!
Your friend's mother was Steve Martin?
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SlicKitty
09-28-2010 at 08:57 AM.
09-28-2010 at 08:57 AM.
Quote from Count_Chocula :
Your friend's mother was Steve Martin?

It's possible.

For all I know, she recycled as she flubbed. Whatever happened, it was funny at the time.


Oh, by the way, I hear the Pope has collected your last meal. He says it's in the woods.
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09-28-2010 at 09:02 AM.
09-28-2010 at 09:02 AM.
Quote from Fallacy :
A bottle of laxatives. Let the farkers clean up my shit after I'm gone!
Kinda like when you get banned Max??
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09-28-2010 at 09:03 AM.
09-28-2010 at 09:03 AM.
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Kinda like when you get banned Max??

Don't burst his bubble. Let it be a surprise!
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09-28-2010 at 09:04 AM.
09-28-2010 at 09:04 AM.
To answer the question in the OP - can other people be present?

I have drool issues, you know!!!
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ForeverDecember
09-28-2010 at 09:05 AM.
09-28-2010 at 09:05 AM.
Quote from jmegirl :
Inspired by this article: http://eatocracy.cnn.com/2010/09/...ts/?hpt=C2

Also of interest, some Last Meal requests [wikipedia.org] of notable prisoners.
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I just read this this morning nod
Quote from jmegirl :
i completely understand, it took me 10mins to post this thread cuz i couldn't decide on anything laugh out loud

that Wiki link is pretty interesting though. especially this one:
That is interesting. Assholes couldn't oblige Mad
Quote from Fallacy :
A bottle of laxatives. Let the farkers clean up my shit after I'm gone!
Just like Max, making people deal with his shit long after he is gone Girly
Quote from Roland Deschain :
that pic you posted....that's not candy IRL is it? because if it is...I must find one.
There is a such thing as everlasting gobstoppers but they aren't everlasting and they don't look as cool. They are kinda icky imo until you get to the middle, then they are like sweet tarts.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ever...Gobstopper


I'm still thinking about what I'd want for my last meal. Back later!
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09-28-2010 at 09:05 AM.
09-28-2010 at 09:05 AM.
Quote from SlicKitty :
Don't burst his bubble. Let it be a surprise!
Oh right!!!

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Roland Deschain
09-28-2010 at 09:07 AM.
09-28-2010 at 09:07 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :

There is a such thing as everlasting gobstoppers but they aren't everlasting and they don't look as cool. They are kinda icky imo until you get to the middle, then they are like sweet tarts.
yeah i know about the gobstoppers (they've gotten cheap and not quite everlasting over the years) but that pic I was referring to is what really piqued my interest.
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Moot-N-Me
09-28-2010 at 09:07 AM.
09-28-2010 at 09:07 AM.
Quote from RefCache :
To answer the question in the OP - can other people be present?

I have drool issues, you know!!!
Rofl2 Ref

I say homeade coconut custard pie with 3 cans of whipped cream Licklips
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Fallacy
09-28-2010 at 09:08 AM.
09-28-2010 at 09:08 AM.
Quote from RefCache :
Kinda like when you get banned Max??
Iagree

Quote from SlicKitty :
Wasn't my mother.

My mother didn't invent anything...except me.

And your mother didn't invent bubble bursting. Mine was burst before you arrived. Men...always thinking they were first on the scene.
Huh Touchy aren't you?
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stimpy
09-28-2010 at 10:02 AM.
09-28-2010 at 10:02 AM.
"This one's smart, she requested a McRibb Sandwitch and a Shamrock Shake as her last meal. Those 2 things are never available at the same time." laugh out loud
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SlicKitty
09-28-2010 at 10:31 AM.
09-28-2010 at 10:31 AM.
Quote from Fallacy :
Iagree



Huh Touchy aren't you?

laugh out loud

Heavens yes...my eyes have only now cleared of their tears.

Don't do this to me again, Fallacy.

I never needed to know that my friend came from Steve Martin's vagina. Crying

Quote from stimpy :
"This one's smart, she requested a McRibb Sandwitch and a Shamrock Shake as her last meal. Those 2 things are never available at the same time." laugh out loud

I'm just going to request your daughter's bobby pin. That should hold us up for a very long time.
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Last edited by SlicKitty September 28, 2010 at 10:32 AM.
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