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is there a vaginal contraceptive implant? (no std OT)

142 10 October 1, 2010 at 05:23 PM
On a whim I had sex with this girl I just met. She informed me that she got the contraceptive implant which lasts for 5 years. I thought the practice was to insert the implant into the girl's upper arm, but she said she had it put in her vagina. I bought her story cause she threw a bunch of technical terms at me, talked about how she didn't want kids, and all that jazz. I just looked online and didn't see anything. The irrational fear that she wants to have my kid is starting to freak me out. I probably shouldn't have had sex with her again the next morning either.. but once you make the initial plunge afterward it's like all bets are off.

(Please refrain from std jokes. Apparently she just got out of a relationship and seemed freaked out at the idea that I may have given her something.. which is a good sign cause I know I was clean. I'm getting tested in two weeks. If I got something I'll update the thread and you can all make fun of me then.)
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Iaaaiws
10-01-2010 at 05:26 PM.
10-01-2010 at 05:26 PM.
She leads a lonely life
She leads a lonely life

When she woke up late in the morning light
And the day had just begun
She opened up her eyes and thought
Oh what a morning
It's not a day for work
It's a day for catching tan
Just lying on the beach and having fun
She's going to get you

All that she wants is another baby
She's gone tomorrow boy
All that she wants is another baby
All that she wants is another baby
She's gone tomorrow boy
All that she wants is another baby
All that she wants - all that she wants

So if you are in sight and the day is right
She's the hunter you're the fox
The gentle voice that talks to you won't talk forever
It is a night for passion
But the morning means goodbye
Beware of what is flashing in her eyes
She's going to get you

All that she wants is another baby
She's gone tomorrow boy
All that she wants is another baby
All that she wants is another baby
She's gone tomorrow boy
All that she wants is another baby

All that she wants is another baby
She's gone tomorrow boy
All that she wants is another baby
All that she wants is another baby
She's gone tomorrow boy
All that she wants is another baby
All that she wants - all that she wants

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Frogstar
10-01-2010 at 05:27 PM.
10-01-2010 at 05:27 PM.
Sounds like the Mirena IUD.
You're thinking of the Norplant.
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ForeverDecember
10-01-2010 at 05:29 PM.
10-01-2010 at 05:29 PM.
Yes, there are inserts that go onto your uterus. No worries.
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Iaaaiws
10-01-2010 at 05:31 PM.
10-01-2010 at 05:31 PM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
No worries.
Well, except for that itching and rash that is about to develop.
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doiknwya
10-01-2010 at 05:39 PM.
10-01-2010 at 05:39 PM.
yes there are implants. Do be careful.
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DC
10-01-2010 at 05:40 PM.
10-01-2010 at 05:40 PM.
Well since the bunny blew the no OT thing....here goes this...

I'm no fan of rap by any means...but I do dig this song when it comes on the radio.

The Seed (2.0) Lyrics
Artist(Band):The Roots


(feat. Cody Chesnutt)

[Verse 1: Black Thought]
Knocked up 9 months ago
And what she finna have she don't know
She want neo-soul, this hip-hop is old
She don't want no rock'n'roll
She want platinum or ice or gold
She want a whole lot of somethin' to fold
If you a obstacle she just drop ya cold
'cause one monkey don't stop the show
Little Mary is bad
In these streets she done ran
Ever since when the heat began
I told the girl look here
Calm down I'm gonna hold your hand
To enable you to peep the plan
'cause you is quick to learn
And we can make money to burn
If you allow me the latest game
I don't ask for much, but enough room to spread my wings
And the world finna know my name

[Verse 2: Cody Chesnutt]
I don't ask, for much these days
And I don't bitch, and whine, if I don't get my way
I only wanna fertilize another behind my lover's back
I sit and watch it grow standin' where I'm at
Fertilize another behind my lover's back
And I'm keepin' my secrets mine

I push my seed in her bush for life
It's gonna work because I'm pushin' it right
If Mary dropped my baby girl tonight
I would name her Rock'N'Roll

[Verse 3: Black Thought]
Uh-huh
Cadillac need space to roam
Where we heading for she don't know
We in the city where the pros shake rattle and roll
And I'm a gaddang rollin' stone
I don't beg I can hold my own
I don't break I can hold the chrome
And this weighin' a ton and I'm a son of a gun
My code name is The Only One and Black Thought is bad
These streets he done ran ever since when the game began
I never played the fool
Metter of fact I be keepin' it cool
Since money been changing hands
And I'm left to shine, but the legacy that I leave behind be the seed
that'll keep the flame
I don't ask for much but enough room to spread these wings
And the world finna know my name

[Verse 4: Cody Chesnutt]
I don't beg
For no rich man
And I don't scream, and kick, when his shit don't fall in my hands, man
'cause I know how to still
Fertilize another against my lover's will
I lick the opposition cause she don't take no pill
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-no dear
You'll be keeping my legend alive

I push my seed in her bush for life
It's gonna work because I'm pushin' it right
If Mary dropped my baby girl tonight
I would name her Rock'N'Roll
Oh-ooh break it down, break it down, break down beat

[break]
I push my seed somewhere deep in her chest
I push it naked 'cause I've taking my test
Deliver it Mary, it don't matter the sex
I'm gonna name it rock and roll
I push my seed in my bush for life
It's gonna work because I'm pushin it right
If Mary drop my baby girl, tonight
I would name her Rock-N-Roll
I would name her Rock-N-Roll
I would name her Rock-N-Roll yeah
I would name it Rock-N-Roll
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coulditbeSatan
10-01-2010 at 05:45 PM.
10-01-2010 at 05:45 PM.
OMG " talked about how she didn't want kids, and all that jizz."

I think it's too late for the jizz.
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jenni.
10-01-2010 at 05:47 PM.
10-01-2010 at 05:47 PM.
Quote from Frogstar :
Sounds like the Mirena IUD.
You're thinking of the Norplant.
Iagree
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Jex
10-01-2010 at 05:48 PM.
10-01-2010 at 05:48 PM.
So you had unprotected sex with some girl you just met...LMAO
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DC
10-01-2010 at 05:48 PM.
10-01-2010 at 05:48 PM.
Quote from Jex :
So you had unprotected sex with some girl you just met...LMAO
Wait...is that bad??Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
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Cindy82
10-01-2010 at 05:58 PM.
10-01-2010 at 05:58 PM.
It is nothing big deal.
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ProfessorChaos
10-01-2010 at 06:01 PM.
10-01-2010 at 06:01 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
On a whim I had sex with this girl I just met. She informed me that she got the contraceptive implant which lasts for 5 years. I thought the practice was to insert the implant into the girl's upper arm, but she said she had it put in her vagina. I bought her story cause she threw a bunch of technical terms at me, talked about how she didn't want kids, and all that jazz. I just looked online and didn't see anything. The irrational fear that she wants to have my kid is starting to freak me out. I probably shouldn't have had sex with her again the next morning either.. but once you make the initial plunge afterward it's like all bets are off.

(Please refrain from std jokes. Apparently she just got out of a relationship and seemed freaked out at the idea that I may have given her something.. which is a good sign cause I know I was clean. I'm getting tested in two weeks. If I got something I'll update the thread and you can all make fun of me then.)
Who needs sex ed....? [lmgtfy.com]
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coulditbeSatan
10-01-2010 at 06:19 PM.
10-01-2010 at 06:19 PM.
Quote from .DC. :
Wait...is that bad??Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
Hell no. Genital warts are the gift that keeps on giving.
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itxtwhlstdrvng
10-01-2010 at 06:21 PM.
10-01-2010 at 06:21 PM.
Quote from Frogstar :
Sounds like the Mirena IUD.
You're thinking of the Norplant.
Thanks. Didn't realize it was called IUD and had never heard of Mirena. Feel better now.

Quote from Jex :
So you had unprotected sex with some girl you just met...LMAO
Yeah, I don't carry condoms around with me and I wasn't really planning to have sex. We were on a floor of the library which is all book stacks. Kinda deserted at 4am. I kissed her and the next thing I knew she was taking my pants off. Met her like 10 hours previous to this.. felt kinda slutty. Now I have this irrational fear she's on here. Smilie
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