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is there a vaginal contraceptive implant? (no std OT)

142 10 October 1, 2010 at 05:23 PM in Chat
On a whim I had sex with this girl I just met. She informed me that she got the contraceptive implant which lasts for 5 years. I thought the practice was to insert the implant into the girl's upper arm, but she said she had it put in her vagina. I bought her story cause she threw a bunch of technical terms at me, talked about how she didn't want kids, and all that jazz. I just looked online and didn't see anything. The irrational fear that she wants to have my kid is starting to freak me out. I probably shouldn't have had sex with her again the next morning either.. but once you make the initial plunge afterward it's like all bets are off.

(Please refrain from std jokes. Apparently she just got out of a relationship and seemed freaked out at the idea that I may have given her something.. which is a good sign cause I know I was clean. I'm getting tested in two weeks. If I got something I'll update the thread and you can all make fun of me then.)
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10-01-2010 at 06:23 PM.
10-01-2010 at 06:23 PM.
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Jex
10-01-2010 at 06:27 PM.
10-01-2010 at 06:27 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
Thanks. Didn't realize it was called IUD and had never heard of Mirena. Feel better now.



Yeah, I don't carry condoms around with me and I wasn't really planning to have sex. We were on a floor of the library which is all book stacks. Kinda deserted at 4am. I kissed her and the next thing I knew she was taking my pants off. Met her like 10 hours previous to this.. felt kinda slutty. Now I have this irrational fear she's on here. Smilie


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10-01-2010 at 06:29 PM.
10-01-2010 at 06:29 PM.
Next time is the right time for surprise buttsechs.
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10-01-2010 at 06:31 PM.
10-01-2010 at 06:31 PM.
Hopefully you will retain the fond memories of this encounter each and every month for the next 18 years as you write out the child support checks. laugh out loud
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10-01-2010 at 06:31 PM.
10-01-2010 at 06:31 PM.
It sounds more like http://www.nuvaring.com [nuvaring.com]
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10-01-2010 at 06:36 PM.
10-01-2010 at 06:36 PM.
seriously, no biggie. Big Grin
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doiknwya
10-01-2010 at 06:37 PM.
10-01-2010 at 06:37 PM.
Quote from TheWoman :
It sounds more like http://www.nuvaring.com [nuvaring.com]
That's not a implant. It is something that you insert monthly.
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10-01-2010 at 06:42 PM.
10-01-2010 at 06:42 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
Yeah, I don't carry condoms around with me and I wasn't really planning to have sex. We were on a floor of the library which is all book stacks. Kinda deserted at 4am. I kissed her and the next thing I knew she was taking my pants off. Met her like 10 hours previous to this.. felt kinda slutty. Now I have this irrational fear she's on here. Smilie
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10-01-2010 at 06:48 PM.
10-01-2010 at 06:48 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
Yeah, I don't carry condoms around with me and I wasn't really planning to have sex. We were on a floor of the library which is all book stacks. Kinda deserted at 4am. I kissed her and the next thing I knew she was taking my pants off. Met her like 10 hours previous to this.. felt kinda slutty. Now I have this irrational fear she's on here. Smilie
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Quote from TheWoman :
It sounds more like http://www.nuvaring.com [nuvaring.com]
That's not a implant. It is something that you insert monthly.
Yea, Doi and Frogstar are right. It's not the nuvaring from the way OP's girl described it. It should be an IUD.
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10-01-2010 at 06:56 PM.
10-01-2010 at 06:56 PM.
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I'm pretty sure that as soon as a girl gets a glimpse of the "condom keyper keychain" it's all for naught. Smilie

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Next time is the right time for surprise buttsechs.
I am a gentleman and would never. Plus, after I lifted her up and put her on the desk she grabbed me and made sure the decision was in her hands.

Quote from TheWoman :
It sounds more like http://www.nuvaring.com [nuvaring.com]
Nah, she was very adamant about the 5 years. First guy had it with the Mirena IUD. On a side note: those nuva rings fly out if you change positions. It's good practice to make sure it's still there post coital. Take it from me. I'm the master of staying out of pregnancy situations.
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10-01-2010 at 06:59 PM.
10-01-2010 at 06:59 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I am a gentleman and would never. Plus, after I lifted her up and put her on the desk she grabbed me and made sure the decision was in her hands.
Confused I didn't say that she would be catching. Wink5
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10-01-2010 at 07:09 PM.
10-01-2010 at 07:09 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I'm pretty sure that as soon as a girl gets a glimpse of the "condom keyper keychain" it's all for naught. Smilie



I am a gentleman and would never. Plus, after I lifted her up and put her on the desk she grabbed me and made sure the decision was in her hands.



Nah, she was very adamant about the 5 years. First guy had it with the Mirena IUD. On a side note: those nuva rings fly out if you change positions. It's good practice to make sure it's still there post coital. Take it from me. I'm the master of staying out of pregnancy situations.
LMAO But seriously I hope that taking random women's word for it works out for you. BS detector anyone? Stick Out Tongue
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Frogstar
10-01-2010 at 07:44 PM.
10-01-2010 at 07:44 PM.
Yeah, the other popular IUD is good for 10 years, and is non-hormonal.
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10-01-2010 at 07:46 PM.
10-01-2010 at 07:46 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
Thanks. Didn't realize it was called IUD and had never heard of Mirena. Feel better now.



Yeah, I don't carry condoms around with me and I wasn't really planning to have sex. We were on a floor of the library which is all book stacks. Kinda deserted at 4am. I kissed her and the next thing I knew she was taking my pants off. Met her like 10 hours previous to this.. felt kinda slutty. Now I have this irrational fear she's on here. Smilie
Mad u mean. u had unprotected sex w a slickdealer???
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10-01-2010 at 07:50 PM.
10-01-2010 at 07:50 PM.
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Mad u mean. u had unprotected sex w a slickdealer???
I hope so. That could be fun.
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