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is there a vaginal contraceptive implant? (no std OT)

142 10 October 1, 2010 at 05:23 PM in Chat
On a whim I had sex with this girl I just met. She informed me that she got the contraceptive implant which lasts for 5 years. I thought the practice was to insert the implant into the girl's upper arm, but she said she had it put in her vagina. I bought her story cause she threw a bunch of technical terms at me, talked about how she didn't want kids, and all that jazz. I just looked online and didn't see anything. The irrational fear that she wants to have my kid is starting to freak me out. I probably shouldn't have had sex with her again the next morning either.. but once you make the initial plunge afterward it's like all bets are off.

(Please refrain from std jokes. Apparently she just got out of a relationship and seemed freaked out at the idea that I may have given her something.. which is a good sign cause I know I was clean. I'm getting tested in two weeks. If I got something I'll update the thread and you can all make fun of me then.)
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Maleficent
10-07-2010 at 02:01 PM.
10-07-2010 at 02:01 PM.
Quote from MsGal :
This thread confirms that some species should NOT be saved from extinction.
Yeah, isn't it such a huge pain in the ass that our species has "risen above" natural selection and won't let nature weed out the stupid ones? laugh out loud
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10-07-2010 at 02:06 PM.
10-07-2010 at 02:06 PM.
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beanqueen
10-07-2010 at 02:07 PM.
10-07-2010 at 02:07 PM.
Quote from Waikiki :
Uh, uh... look around Just a little. I did mention that the Library would be neat Wink5
Nooooooooooooo worst make-out experience evaaaaaaaaaaaar in the stacks at the library!
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10-07-2010 at 02:54 PM.
10-07-2010 at 02:54 PM.
What's worse? Drunk drivers or text driving?
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jj.12321
10-07-2010 at 03:22 PM.
10-07-2010 at 03:22 PM.
Hey, stuff happens when the hormones are raging. No point in stressing out over it.
I did the same thing a few times in college too.
Start carrying a condom around, have a beer and relax.. She was probably legitimately using birth control if she just got out of a long term relationship.

You know.. if a woman wants to trick you into "accidently" getting her pregnant, there's really nothing you can do about it.. All she has to do is buy a pack of rubbers, start poking holes in them, and offer them for you to use.. You get her preggo eventually, and she owns you for the next 20 years or so.
No point in worrying about it.. An evil woman will find a way to make it happen, if she's so inclined.
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PaintTheSkyGrey
10-07-2010 at 03:24 PM.
10-07-2010 at 03:24 PM.
Quote from jj12321 :
Hey, stuff happens when the hormones are raging. No point in stressing out over it.
I did the same thing a few times in college too.
Start carrying a condom around, have a beer and relax.. She was probably legitimately using birth control if she just got out of a long term relationship.

You know.. if a woman wants to trick you into "accidently" getting her pregnant, there's really nothing you can do about it.. All she has to do is buy a pack of rubbers, start poking holes in them, and offer them for you to use.. You get her preggo eventually, and she owns you for the next 20 years or so.
No point in worrying about it.. An evil woman will find a way to make it happen, if she's so inclined.
This may just be me, but I don't think women are exactly clamoring to have his babies.
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jj.12321
10-07-2010 at 03:31 PM.
10-07-2010 at 03:31 PM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
This may just be me, but I don't think women are exactly clamoring to have his babies.
Most aren't, but some are. It can be very profitable. Or sometimes they do it for illogical reasons.
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Iaaaiws
10-07-2010 at 03:37 PM.
10-07-2010 at 03:37 PM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
This may just be me, but I don't think women are exactly clamoring to have his babies.
Rofl2
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