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142 10 October 4, 2010 at 10:12 PM in Question
You meet a girl and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private
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Landers
10-07-2010 at 08:10 AM.
10-07-2010 at 08:10 AM.
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Come on man ... don't bait like that ...

WARNING: this is Landers' "little sister"
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itxtwhlstdrvng
10-07-2010 at 08:18 AM.
10-07-2010 at 08:18 AM.
Quote from Iaaaiws :
OP sure likes to talk about himself as being superior to everyone else but he sure wouldn't ever be man enough to be in the military if he is too much of a p*ssy to shit around other guys.
I'm sure everyone that goes in the military practices shitting in front of people first. I already stated I'd have to get used to it.
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10-07-2010 at 08:21 AM.
10-07-2010 at 08:21 AM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I'm sure everyone that goes in the military practices shitting in front of people first. I already stated I'd have to get used to it.
That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, itxtwhlstdrvng
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Iaaaiws
10-07-2010 at 08:23 AM.
10-07-2010 at 08:23 AM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I'm sure everyone that goes in the military practices shitting in front of people first. I already stated I'd have to get used to it.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they hold regular seminars to prepare you for it. Just register for "Remedial Shitting 090"
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Fallacy
10-07-2010 at 09:02 AM.
10-07-2010 at 09:02 AM.
I see you like multiple choice threads -- https://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?sduid=137732&t=2244447

Also, you claim to never have sex on a whim with girls you "just meet", what happened here -- https://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?sduid=137732&t=2271425


Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I've never picked up a girl at a bar or a gym. I've also never picked up a girl I just met with the intention to fark. Nice assumptions though. Anything else you think you know about me?
O RLY?

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On a whim I had sex with this girl I just met.







Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I've also never picked up a girl I just met with the intention to fark.
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On a whim I had sex with this girl I just met.




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never picked up a girl I just met
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I had sex with this girl I just met.
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10-07-2010 at 09:07 AM.
10-07-2010 at 09:07 AM.
Quote from J03 :
I have never seen a bar or restaurant that has no lock and no stall. They don't exist. I had a bar at school with a huge metal trough filled with puke as a urinal and even that bar had stall doors. This would have been far more believable if you had said that the lock was broken instead of non existant. If there are no stall doors there is a lock, plain and simple.
Okay Jesus. I wish I had your all seeing knowledge. Maybe it was broken off. I didn't investigate the bathroom's construction. There wasn't a lock. You know better though cause you were there.
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10-07-2010 at 09:20 AM.
10-07-2010 at 09:20 AM.
Quote from Fallacy :
I see you like multiple choice threads -- https://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?sduid=137732&t=2244447

Also, you claim to never have sex on a whim with girls you "just meet", what happened here -- https://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?sduid=137732&t=2271425




O RLY?
Stop bullying OP, why can't you just leave him alone!?!?! Crying
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10-07-2010 at 09:21 AM.
10-07-2010 at 09:21 AM.
Quote from Fallacy :
I see you like multiple choice threads -- https://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?sduid=137732&t=2244447

Also, you claim to never have sex on a whim with girls you "just meet", what happened here -- https://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?sduid=137732&t=2271425




O RLY?
Yeah, I had sex with her on a whim.. meaning I didn't see it coming. I didn't meet her with the intention of having sex. See the difference? She pursued me. I don't go around trying to have sex with girls I just meet.

Quote me correctly. "Never picked up a girl I just met WITH THE INTENTION TO FARK."

Notice how you left out the end of the sentence to make a point with a misquote. That's not good practice. Work on it.
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10-07-2010 at 09:25 AM.
10-07-2010 at 09:25 AM.
Quote from Landers :
Stop bullying OP, why can't you just leave him alone!?!?! Crying
Thanks. Surprised that someone stuck up for me. I didn't think it would be you Landers. Don't be upset.
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Landers
10-07-2010 at 09:27 AM.
10-07-2010 at 09:27 AM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
Thanks. Surprised that someone stuck up for me. I didn't think it would be you Landers. Don't be upset.
Sorry for any misunderstanding, I'll include the sarcasm tags next time.
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10-07-2010 at 09:30 AM.
10-07-2010 at 09:30 AM.
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Sorry for any misunderstanding, I'll include the sarcasm tags next time.
ditto
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10-07-2010 at 09:32 AM.
10-07-2010 at 09:32 AM.
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Sorry for any misunderstanding, I'll include the sarcasm tags next time.
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ditto
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10-07-2010 at 09:36 AM.
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10-07-2010 at 09:40 AM.
10-07-2010 at 09:40 AM.
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i knew someone would come out with that...was just a matter of time... laugh out loud
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10-07-2010 at 11:35 AM.
10-07-2010 at 11:35 AM.
Rofl2 This thread keeps getting better and better. LMAO
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