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What the fark is going on in Arkanas?!?!?

31,118 3,595 January 3, 2011 at 08:16 AM in News (2)
State officials are investigating why thousands of fish washed up dead on the shores of the Arkansas River last week.

Officials are expected to release their estimate of the total number of dead fish Monday, local NBC station KARK 4 News reported. It is likely to be in the hundreds of thousands.

The fish were found Thursday by a tugboat operator along a 20-mile stretch of the Arkansas River near the city of Ozark.

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Last Edited by Phrozt January 6, 2011 at 12:11 PM

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01-03-2011 at 09:03 AM.
01-03-2011 at 09:03 AM.
Quote from Phrozt :
I think it's god running a few tests in preparation for 2012
Why would God need to run tests you idiot?
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SnakePlisken
01-03-2011 at 09:03 AM.
01-03-2011 at 09:03 AM.
Walmart is behind it all.
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Phrozt
01-03-2011 at 09:04 AM.
01-03-2011 at 09:04 AM.
Quote from Me :
Why would God need to run tests you idiot?
In case of a random act of god?
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01-03-2011 at 09:06 AM.
01-03-2011 at 09:06 AM.
Quote from Phrozt :
In case of a random act of god?
test <> random
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Phrozt
01-03-2011 at 09:08 AM.
01-03-2011 at 09:08 AM.
Quote from IVIax :
test <> random
joke != being serious


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01-03-2011 at 09:09 AM.
01-03-2011 at 09:09 AM.
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joke != being serious
!= is not the same as <> Mad
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01-03-2011 at 09:10 AM.
01-03-2011 at 09:10 AM.
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!= is not the same as <> Mad
Iagree farking noob Mad
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SnakePlisken
01-03-2011 at 09:12 AM.
01-03-2011 at 09:12 AM.
Quote from vec :
It's Arkansas, no one over there will notice spelling mistakes laugh out loud


Yes it is nod
If a couple from Arkansas gets a divorce, are they still legally brother & sister?
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01-03-2011 at 09:17 AM.
01-03-2011 at 09:17 AM.
Quote from Count_Chocula :
If a couple from Arkansas gets a divorce, are they still legally brother & sister?
Only in Nebraska.
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Zoe Moon
01-03-2011 at 09:17 AM.
01-03-2011 at 09:17 AM.
Perhaps the flock of birds found the dead fish, pecked out the eyes (note the photo on the news story) and flew on towards the town (Beebe, AR) where they died. It's a pretty straight shot from one to the other, about 90 miles as a bird flies.
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zyx321
01-03-2011 at 09:17 AM.
01-03-2011 at 09:17 AM.
Quote from Count_Chocula :
If a couple from Arkansas gets a divorce, are they still legally brother & sister?
Yes, as long as one of them doesn't marry their mother/father...cause then they would be step-brother and step-sister as well as step-father/mother.
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Zoe Moon
01-03-2011 at 09:19 AM.
01-03-2011 at 09:19 AM.
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only in Louisiana.
ftfy...
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01-03-2011 at 09:19 AM.
01-03-2011 at 09:19 AM.
Quote from svt_gEEk :
Yes, as long as one of them doesn't marry their mother/father...cause then they would be step-brother and step-sister as well as step-father/mother.
probably would need a bigger trailer if that happened
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01-03-2011 at 09:23 AM.
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probably would need a bigger trailer if that happened
Why? They all share one bed anyways.
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01-03-2011 at 09:24 AM.
01-03-2011 at 09:24 AM.
Is there any Lounger from Arkanas?
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