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Hi all,
I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.
Everyone is welcome!
I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.
This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.
So, I hope it catches on !
So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

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Hi all,
I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.
Everyone is welcome!
I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.
This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.
So, I hope it catches on !
So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

December 6, 2010, 3:13 am: System Notice: This thread has been automatically renewed after reaching a post limit. Most of its content has been moved to this thread for reference purposes.
December 30, 2010, 3:13 am: System Notice: This thread has been automatically renewed after reaching a post limit. Most of its content has been moved to this thread for reference purposes.
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My sixteen year old cat, Miss Kitty, let out such a scream Sunday night when I scratched under her chin.
However, even as I type, Miss K is back to being happy and Azizi is still his laid-back California self, so except for my depleted savings account
Meanwhile, I'm happy to say, our weather has improved dramatically. No rain in the extended forecast.
Long post, but what the heck, it's not like we're spending time tricking-out our netbooks. I WANT MY NETBOOK. It's mine. MINE, I say. But normally I just say it to the cats who are still exhausted from their ordeals so it's not like I'm getting much sympathy from them. As most of you are still waiting for your prizes, you'll understand my need for periodically venting.
My sixteen year old cat, Miss Kitty, let out such a scream Sunday night when I scratched under her chin.
However, even as I type, Miss K is back to being happy and Azizi is still his laid-back California self, so except for my depleted savings account
Meanwhile, I'm happy to say, our weather has improved dramatically. No rain in the extended forecast.
Long post, but what the heck, it's not like we're spending time tricking-out our netbooks. I WANT MY NETBOOK. It's mine. MINE, I say. But normally I just say it to the cats who are still exhausted from their ordeals so it's not like I'm getting much sympathy from them. As most of you are still waiting for your prizes, you'll understand my need for periodically venting.
Three guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.
No one wanted to room with Steve because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first night, John slept in Steve's room and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all BL00SSHOT. The rest of the guys said, "Man, what happened to you?"
He said, "Steve snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was Garry's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all BL00DSHOT. Once again they asked, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Man, that Steve shakes the roof. I couldn't sleep a wink. I just watched him all night."
The third night was Herb's turn. Herb was a big burly guy who loved to fish and hunt -- a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.
The guys couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Steve into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
I'm not certain why I've only had the one long-haired. All my cats have come from shelters and I never picked them out myself. My vet always sends one of his assistants to the pound to get me a companion for the cat who is left. There's no way I could go there myself because it would break my heart to only be able to get one of them. But so far, Ivan was the only long-haired one they brought back for me. And as far as I could tell, Miss Kitty is the only one who'd been abused. (Even after all these years, she has "issues" you wouldn't believe.) But I've been fortunate in my cats.
By the way, I hope you slapped some Neosporin on those scratches. It's the best thing I've ever found to heal them quickly and cleanly.
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