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10000 bees + 1 queen
Extra Queens will cost you $22 each

shipped by UPS ground

10000 bees plus a queen [gabees.com]

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Last Edited by DealFinder101 January 29, 2011 at 09:18 PM
$78 + Shipping for 100+ bees and queen...not 10,000 as indicated. <

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ddrlenz
01-28-2011 at 09:34 PM.
01-28-2011 at 09:34 PM.
Perfect gift for the in-laws. Thanks OP!
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fatcool
01-28-2011 at 09:38 PM.
01-28-2011 at 09:38 PM.
I am going to do a charge back. No way they can count the 10,000 to prove otherwise.

Mad
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kmsimpson
01-28-2011 at 10:04 PM.
01-28-2011 at 10:04 PM.
Quote from duenor :
seriously? wow, that's cool. i REALLY want to keep a hive of bees. i love honey and i love the sight of bees buzzing about my parent's gardens. we have a lot of desert succleents (low ground flower types) these last two years and they have been absolutely hummng with bees. the neighbors fear them but i've never been attacked. then again, they've never made a nest at our house... usually inside hollowed out rocks and stuff like that.

do you think it could ever be feasible to keep a small hive in a residential home? 2800 sq feet?
It's no problem. My husband is a beekeeper. We have 8 hives in the backyard. The bees are fantastic for keeping the garden and trees well pollinated. During the summer, our gardens are great.

PM me if you want to chat.
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BlueLightSpcial
01-28-2011 at 10:10 PM.
01-28-2011 at 10:10 PM.
I'm slightly creeped out by "Mr. Joe" and Angeline.
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tofu_mouse
01-28-2011 at 10:12 PM.
01-28-2011 at 10:12 PM.
So besides the Queen bee, who is obviously (purportedly?) female, what sex are the rest of the bees? Is it just one female Queen and 99,999 males?

I really wish I had been paying more attention during middle school science class. I can't remember if I was sick that day when students went on a field trip to see a bee farm.

Also, I don't imagine bees have much to do with beets? It's a blatant one-letter difference in the word. But I guess the meaning, origin, use, color, and organic composition must all be vastly different.

"Son, let me tell you about the birds and the beets." The former flies. The latter is sometimes used to add flavor, texture, and color to garden salad.
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inderrs
01-28-2011 at 10:19 PM.
01-28-2011 at 10:19 PM.
hmmmmm
1.buy 100 lbs of bees
2.start bee farm
3.????
4.profit
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kmsimpson
01-28-2011 at 10:21 PM.
01-28-2011 at 10:21 PM.
Quote from Moshe1010 :
poor UPS driver...
what about buying 5 packs of bees and releasing it around your college campus, while people are taking finals (and i'm one of them)
My husband orders bees through the mail every year. Our running joke is that you can always tell when the bees have arrived. We're the first stop on the mailman's route instead of the last.
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H.B.I.C
01-28-2011 at 10:40 PM.
01-28-2011 at 10:40 PM.
What if I buy this, and they all fly away?? Can I request a refund?

IDK
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duenor
01-28-2011 at 11:44 PM.
01-28-2011 at 11:44 PM.
Quote from Sultanofdeals :
Absolutely feasible to keep a small hive in a residential home. I have kept a small colony of about 600 bees in my house. You can buy bee pheromones that are tailored to control the queen bee. They come in kits where you mix up the pheromone to choose the queens mood and then place a drop on a sugar cube and place near the entrance of the hive. I mixed up a concoction that drove the bees into a working frenzy where they built a 4 thousand chamber catacomb hive which won me the Science Nation Award in 2007.
sheesh... are you serious!?!? that's amazing... and creepy at the same time. it's like starship troopers on a tiny scale. I would really love to do this - both for keeping the plants well pollinated as much as for how cool it is (and the possibility of honey!). it would be awesome to have fresh honey (although I figure you can only harvest once or twice a year). the problem is getting it to be unmanagable... but 600 seems to be easy enough to do.

Quote from kmsimpson :
It's no problem. My husband is a beekeeper. We have 8 hives in the backyard. The bees are fantastic for keeping the garden and trees well pollinated. During the summer, our gardens are great.

PM me if you want to chat.
i really appreciate the offer. i'm going to think about this... do you ever harvest the honey?
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NmnT
01-29-2011 at 12:07 AM.
01-29-2011 at 12:07 AM.
Quote from ddrlenz :
Perfect gift for the in-laws. Thanks OP!
10000 bees and just one queen for $70? You can get 10000 queens for free here in S.F.! Two bee or not two bee.
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trainmiester
01-29-2011 at 03:52 AM.
01-29-2011 at 03:52 AM.
Best post ever!!! LMAO
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mario99
01-29-2011 at 04:16 AM.
01-29-2011 at 04:16 AM.
Quote from Benjigga :
That's the easy part. Bees go into a coma when introducted into cold temperatures. Simply put them into a freezer for about 30 minutes. Next get 10,000 threads of string. Simply tie a thread of string to a leg of each bee. Within about 30 minutes they'll regain consciousness, then you'll have 10,000 bee-balloons.

You don't want to do this to the Queen though. Those things are so dramatic.
thanks! gonna put mine on a diet of cherry juice (turns em red) call em reindeer bees and sell em for $40 a pop! bounce
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clar
01-29-2011 at 04:20 AM.
01-29-2011 at 04:20 AM.
if the queen bee is anything look like this one then i'll get 'em

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIEdzaAcW-c
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mario99
01-29-2011 at 04:33 AM.
01-29-2011 at 04:33 AM.
Quote from britjh22 :
My parents are beekeepers and so I know a little bit on the subject. Bees leaving a hive can be indicative of a few things:

Swarms: Hives sometimes "swarm" if they are becoming too large, or if there are multiple queens. Typically a queen will kill off any new queen cells, unless she is becoming too weak. In the event that a new queen lives, they will either try to kill one another and take control of the hive, or one will leave, and part of the hive will follow. A swarm is typically pretty weak and inactive, and the drones will land wherever the queen does, often resulting in a basketball sized mass of bees on a tree limb. These can be "captured" by a beekeeper to start a new hive.

What you might be referring to is the recent concern over CCD, or colony collapse disorder. In the last few years both kept and wild (more rare for honeybees) colonies have experienced unexplainable die-offs and collapses. It's a pretty big concern for commercial beekeepers and the farms/orchards they service. Some people have speculated it has to do with the stress on a hive from the transportation involved in commercial beekeeping operations.

Oh yeah, and you will have to pick this up from your local post office, and you should warn them a large buzzing package is going to arrive to play it safe.

Apparently this cause is a pesticide used in genetically modified crops (the modify the plant so it excretes the pesticide out every plant cell, including the pollen), apparently even a very small exposure can make them prone to sickness and cause colony collapse...and EPA knew it all along (See naturalnews link):


Beekeepers and environmentalists called on EPA December 8, to remove a pesticide linked to CCD, citing the leaked EPA memo that discloses a critically flawed scientific support study.

Clothianidin and imidicloprid are members of the neonicotinoid family of systemic pesticides, which are taken up by a plant's vascular system and expressed through pollen, nectar and gutation droplets from which bees then forage and drink. Neonicotinoids kill sucking and chewing insects by disrupting their nervous systems. Beginning in the late 1990s, these systemic insecticides began to take over the seed treatment market. Clothianidin is Bayer's successor product to imidacloprid, which recently went off patent. Both are known to be toxic to insect pollinators, and are lead suspects as causal factors in CCD. Together, the two products accounted for over a billion dollars in sales for Bayer Crop Science in 2009. Imidacloprid is the company's best-selling product and among the most widely used insecticides in the U.S. Starting in about 2004, seed companies in the U.S. began to market seeds treated with a 5-X rate of neonicotinoids (1.25mg/seed, compared with the traditional 0.25 mg/seed).

Colony Collapse Disorder is the name given to the mysterious decline of honeybee populations around the world beginning around 2006. Each winter since, one-third of the U.S. honeybee population has died off or disappeared (more than twice what is normal). While CCD appears to have multiple interacting causes including pathogens, a range of evidence points to sub-lethal pesticide exposures as important contributing factors. Neonicotinoids are a particularly suspect class of insecticides, especially in combination with the dozens of other pesticides found in honeybee hives. Key symptoms of CCD include: 1) inexplicable disappearance of the hive's worker bees; 2) presence of the queen bee and absence of invaders; 3) presence of food stores and a capped brood.
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http://www.beyondpesticides.org/d...og/?p=4826
http://www.naturalnews.com/030921...cides.html

These GM pesticide crops also has some negative effects in the human intestines..
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AugustusSmash
01-29-2011 at 04:59 AM.
01-29-2011 at 04:59 AM.
All my neighbors piss me off, liberal hippies, including the drunk neighbor who once yelled, "shut up you're all a bunch of ass holes" and rambled on about America then went inside... This'll teach them not to be douches!

In for 10!
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