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March 17, 2011 at
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I'm starting this so my Rally peeps have a place to land and connect, until we can once again be opponents! 
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She's been MIA all day. Probably baking cookies for us to share tonight. I knew about the Living Social $5 match, but didn't know the offer was going to end so soon. Thanks for letting us know. BBL.. off to donate and enter some contests. Here's a little something to read while I'm gone...........
One summer, the company that Morris worked for transferred him to another city. Morris was told that he had to take a new physical with the company doctor to continue to be employed.
All the tests came out fine, but the doctor remarked that Morris had the smallest penis he'd ever seen. "Do you have any difficulties with it being so small?" the doctor asked. "Not at all" Morris said. "I've got a wife, three kids, and we have a great sex life. But I must admit I do sometimes have a problem finding it in the daytime." "What about at night?" the doctor asked. "Nights are no problem," Morris said, "because at night, there are two of us looking for it!"
The game on level 6 right below the computer screen--next to the newspaper
One summer, the company that Morris worked for transferred him to another city. Morris was told that he had to take a new physical with the company doctor to continue to be employed.
All the tests came out fine, but the doctor remarked that Morris had the smallest penis he'd ever seen. "Do you have any difficulties with it being so small?" the doctor asked. "Not at all" Morris said. "I've got a wife, three kids, and we have a great sex life. But I must admit I do sometimes have a problem finding it in the daytime." "What about at night?" the doctor asked. "Nights are no problem," Morris said, "because at night, there are two of us looking for it!"
Mit in KC....PS Where is Bullwinkle?????
Best Wishes from, Mit in KC.....
All the tests came out fine, but the doctor remarked that Morris had the smallest penis he'd ever seen. "Do you have any difficulties with it being so small?" the doctor asked. "Not at all" Morris said. "I've got a wife, three kids, and we have a great sex life. But I must admit I do sometimes have a problem finding it in the daytime." "What about at night?" the doctor asked. "Nights are no problem," Morris said, "because at night, there are two of us looking for it!"
I find absolutely no humor in your attempt to be funny!!!!
I've actually had to resort to threesomes, since it has gotten to the point of two being unable to locate a very small package.
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I find absolutely no humor in your attempt to be funny!!!!
I've actually had to resort to threesomes, since it gotten to the point of two being unable to locate a very small package.
THANK YOU!!!!
.... edd
A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Florida and goes to a big everything-under-one-roof department store looking for a job. The Manager says, 'Do you have any salesexperience?'
The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin.'
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.'
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. 'How many customers bought something from you today?' The kid says, 'One.' The boss says, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?' The kid says, '$101,237.65.' The boss says, '$101,237.65?! What the heck did you sell?'
The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.' The boss said 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?'
The kid said 'No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'
I'm sending you a PM...I got the coupon offer for Snus from Marlboro when it came out, because I figured someone might want them.
I find absolutely no humor in your attempt to be funny!!!!
I've actually had to resort to threesomes, since it has gotten to the point of two being unable to locate a very small package.
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A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Florida and goes to a big everything-under-one-roof department store looking for a job. The Manager says, 'Do you have any salesexperience?'
The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin.'
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.'
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. 'How many customers bought something from you today?' The kid says, 'One.' The boss says, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?' The kid says, '$101,237.65.' The boss says, '$101,237.65?! What the heck did you sell?'
The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.' The boss said 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?'
The kid said 'No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'
This is a good one. Had my husband read it, too, and saw him smile. Glad you posted it at FF. Some of them never, or hardly ever, leave that forum