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FRA(FocusRallyAnonymous)
March 17, 2011 at
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I'm starting this so my Rally peeps have a place to land and connect, until we can once again be opponents! 
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I was going to say you could help 'cause my eyes aren't as good as they used to be, but that would make Edd feel bad again, so I'm keeping my mouth shut.
Yeah, I noticed that. I kinda roam from forum to forum to see what everyone's up to. Glad I made the two of you smile!
A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Florida and goes to a big everything-under-one-roof department store looking for a job. The Manager says, 'Do you have any salesexperience?'
The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin.'
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.'
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. 'How many customers bought something from you today?' The kid says, 'One.' The boss says, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?' The kid says, '$101,237.65.' The boss says, '$101,237.65?! What the heck did you sell?'
The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.' The boss said 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?'
The kid said 'No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'
Half of 3 Days.
LMK if you need anymore help with hours, days, weeks or months.
Robbing a bank sounds like a plan; I always joke that I need to knock off a liquor store but wouldn't have the good sense to take the money.
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Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
Let's keep CCG out of this and if "your eyes aren't a good as they used to be" you certainly don't have to keep your mouth shut! The "Good Lord" gave you 5 Senses, use as many as you need or feel comfortable with.
..... edd
Let's keep CCG out of this and if "your eyes aren't a good as they used to be" you certainly don't have to keep your mouth shut! The "Good Lord" gave you 5 Senses, use as many as you need or feel comfortable with.
..... edd
Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
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