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[NSFW] Paint's thread of lulz and whimsy (They can take our jiggles, but they can never take our freedom!)

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PaintTheSkyGrey
02-05-2013 at 10:54 AM.
02-05-2013 at 10:54 AM.
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Is this the deep web thread?
We could make it about other deep things, if you wish.

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But the password is still "12345" right?
opensesame
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VorlonFrog
02-05-2013 at 10:56 AM.
02-05-2013 at 10:56 AM.
I thought it was "ThanksObama!" Scratchhead
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02-05-2013 at 10:58 AM.
02-05-2013 at 10:58 AM.
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Each router will have a more complex and convoluted routing table. Coupled with various virtual machines and dead-ends it will make portscanning a nightmare. Routers connected to other routers connected to a server with 100 small virtualized linux OSes with apache activity on all common ports. Then one laptop that is connected to an offshore VPN using a non-common port for browsing, tunneling through this VPN using Tor.

:security:
Maybe I'm oversimplifying, but it seems like it would be a lot less work to just write a program that generated all that traffic.

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We could make it about other deep things, if you wish.
Like my blue eyes? Please
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02-05-2013 at 11:01 AM.
02-05-2013 at 11:01 AM.
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Maybe I'm oversimplifying, but it seems like it would be a lot less work to just write a program that generated all that traffic.



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Like my blue eyes? Please
Or your brown one!
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KAlR
02-05-2013 at 11:03 AM.
02-05-2013 at 11:03 AM.
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I thought it was "ThanksObama!" Scratchhead
Iagree

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02-05-2013 at 11:04 AM.
02-05-2013 at 11:04 AM.
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We could make it about other deep things, if you wish.
Deep dish pizza!! drool
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02-05-2013 at 11:06 AM.
02-05-2013 at 11:06 AM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey View quoted comment :
It actually sounds like an interesting project. Too bad I don't code as a hobby anymore laugh out loud
There's all sorts of stuff you could do, introduce variable response times to a port probe, set up a cache of various RSS feeds to respond to data requests with, send obnoxiously large packets of gibberish...
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Or your brown one!
Whoa, nelly.

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Deep dish pizza!! drool
How deep?
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02-05-2013 at 11:08 AM.
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Iagree

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02-05-2013 at 11:10 AM.
02-05-2013 at 11:10 AM.
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It actually sounds like an interesting project. Too bad I don't code as a hobby anymore laugh out loud
There's all sorts of stuff you could do, introduce variable response times to a port probe, set up a cache of various RSS feeds to respond to data requests with, send obnoxiously large packets of gibberish...

Whoa, nelly.


How deep?
Heh. Probe.

So deep you need a fork!*
*I dont think I've ever had real deep dish pizza.

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02-05-2013 at 11:10 AM.
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It actually sounds like an interesting project. Too bad I don't code as a hobby anymore laugh out loud
There's all sorts of stuff you could do, introduce variable response times to a port probe, set up a cache of various RSS feeds to respond to data requests with, send obnoxiously large packets of gibberish...
cat lemonparty.txt

(where lemonparty.txt is ascii art, of course)

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Whoa, nelly.
Is that your standard response when someone probes your port?

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How deep?
THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, SIR.
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02-05-2013 at 11:13 AM.
02-05-2013 at 11:13 AM.
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02-05-2013 at 11:13 AM.
02-05-2013 at 11:13 AM.
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Heh. Probe.
Someone is probing my ports... I think they're looking for backdoor access Whee
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So deep you need a fork!*
*I dont think I've ever had real deep dish pizza.

Frown
Surely Sacktoe has somewhere to get some!

Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey View quoted comment :
Is that your standard response when someone probes your port?
I usually try to wing it.
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THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, SIR.
:noted:
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Rofl2 Roll Lol2
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02-05-2013 at 11:17 AM.
02-05-2013 at 11:17 AM.
do want! nod
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02-05-2013 at 11:18 AM.
02-05-2013 at 11:18 AM.
Kair, I seriously and desperately want you to try this at your place of business.

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