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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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Wishalot
03-20-2011 at 09:36 PM.
03-20-2011 at 09:36 PM.
Quote from cwhetme :
Waiting for someone to give them the answers???
mj was first with the answers; Gary had other doings tonight. Looks like a little more activity is happening now but it was really wierd seeing no postings for the longest time.
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Gary123X
03-20-2011 at 09:41 PM.
03-20-2011 at 09:41 PM.
I think those jerks from the other night chased everyone away
or maybe no one wanted to help them

My kid came home and took me out to dinner
he's never in a hurry to get anywhere and it's raining here, being born in Cali he drives like he's from here
not like me from Chicago, weather is of no concern

If it snowed here the place would be destroyed
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03-20-2011 at 09:45 PM.
03-20-2011 at 09:45 PM.
Quote from Gary123X :
I think those jerks from the other night chased everyone away
or maybe no one wanted to help them

My kid came home and took me out to dinner
he's never in a hurry to get anywhere and it's raining here, being born in Cali he drives like he's from here
not like me from Chicago, weather is of no concern

If it snowed here the place would be destroyed
How many kids do you have??
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03-20-2011 at 09:47 PM.
03-20-2011 at 09:47 PM.
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Trouble is.......after you shoot them you have to make sure you drag them inside your house before you call the police, and I couldn't do that on my own strength. And if you show the gun without shooting it, they would come back to steal that!
they don't want to come here.. I sent my wife for a full day gun training class several years ago and I'll assure you she'll aim right for the center of the chest.... she came home from the class with speed loaders so she's serious... I wouldn't wanta come thur my front or rear door without letting her know who it was...
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03-20-2011 at 09:51 PM.
03-20-2011 at 09:51 PM.
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Most states have changed that law. Now all you have to do is prove you were in danger and its justifiable (unless they are shot in the back)
I told my wife if she ever shoots anyone only thing to say over and over is" I was afraid for my life", " was afraid for my life" .. and it happened too quick and I was too scared for me to remember exactly what happen and when..... no jury would convict anyone for being in fear of their life..
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03-20-2011 at 09:56 PM.
03-20-2011 at 09:56 PM.
Does anyone know if you can grow the toenail back on your big toe???My toe went under the file cabinet but my toenail didnt!!! It was tsicking straight up squirting blood all over the place. I had to take a deep breath and mash it back down into place and put a ruberband on it to keep it in place. It throbs a little but it doesnt hurt for some reason.
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GoldieRocks
03-20-2011 at 10:04 PM.
03-20-2011 at 10:04 PM.
Quote from scorpi0n :
they don't want to come here.. I sent my wife for a full day gun training class several years ago and I'll assure you she'll aim right for the center of the chest.... she came home from the class with speed loaders so she's serious... I wouldn't wanta come thur my front or rear door without letting her know who it was...
If anyone ever come's in my house, I hope to heck I hear them so I can save us both the trouble and I am jumping out the window and someone will probably have to rope me to get me to stop from running.
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03-20-2011 at 10:06 PM.
03-20-2011 at 10:06 PM.
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How many kids do you have??

just one 19

fluctuates between 12 and 30 bouncebouncebounce
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03-20-2011 at 10:09 PM.
03-20-2011 at 10:09 PM.
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just one 19

fluctuates between 12 and 30 bouncebouncebounce
Thats why I thought you might have 2!!! LMAOLMAO
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03-20-2011 at 10:11 PM.
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I told my wife if she ever shoots anyone only thing to say over and over is" I was afraid for my life", " was afraid for my life" .. and it happened too quick and I was too scared for me to remember exactly what happen and when..... no jury would convict anyone for being in fear of their life..

I'm standin' in the kitchen, carving up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business, when in storms my husband, Wilbur, in a jealous rage. "You've been screwing the milkman," he said. He was crazy, and he kept on screaming, "You've been screwing the milkman." And then he ran into my knife... he ran into my knife ten times
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03-20-2011 at 10:15 PM.
03-20-2011 at 10:15 PM.
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Does anyone know if you can grow the toenail back on your big toe???My toe went under the file cabinet but my toenail didnt!!! It was tsicking straight up squirting blood all over the place. I had to take a deep breath and mash it back down into place and put a ruberband on it to keep it in place. It throbs a little but it doesnt hurt for some reason.

If this isn't a joke take off the rubber band before you cause damage from lack of circulation.
The nail needs to be taken off.
If your lucky it will grow back normal
If you damaged the nail bed it may grow in abnormally, may look a little different

It will grow back
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03-20-2011 at 10:18 PM.
03-20-2011 at 10:18 PM.
Quote from Gary123X :
If this isn't a joke take off the rubber band before you cause damage from lack of circulation.
The nail needs to be taken off.
If your lucky it will grow back normal
If you damaged the nail bed it may grow in abnormally, may look a little different

It will grow back
Very Good Advice Gary I was just about to go research that for her...Smilie
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03-20-2011 at 10:22 PM.
03-20-2011 at 10:22 PM.
Quote from cwhetme :
Does anyone know if you can grow the toenail back on your big toe???My toe went under the file cabinet but my toenail didnt!!! It was tsicking straight up squirting blood all over the place. I had to take a deep breath and mash it back down into place and put a ruberband on it to keep it in place. It throbs a little but it doesnt hurt for some reason.
I lost the toenail on one of my big toes a long time ago. Yes, they do grow back. First, a thin, protective layer forms, then little by little a new nail grows. Take the rubberband off, and get the toenail off though!

Quote from GoldieRocks :
If anyone ever come's in my house, I hope to heck I hear them so I can save us both the trouble and I am jumping out the window and someone will probably have to rope me to get me to stop from running.
That would be me too! I'm kinda' afraid of guns myself.....around here that puts me in the minority!
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03-20-2011 at 10:30 PM.
03-20-2011 at 10:30 PM.
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I lost the toenail on one of big toes a long time ago. Yes, they do grow back. First, a thin, protective layer forms, then little by little a new nail grows.


That would be me too! I'm kinda' afraid of guns myself.....around here that puts me in the minority!
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03-20-2011 at 10:30 PM.
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Does anyone know if you can grow the toenail back on your big toe???My toe went under the file cabinet but my toenail didnt!!! It was tsicking straight up squirting blood all over the place. I had to take a deep breath and mash it back down into place and put a ruberband on it to keep it in place. It throbs a little but it doesnt hurt for some reason.

If you go to a doctor make sure you go to a Podiatrist, don't fool around with anyone else.
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