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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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GoldieRocks
03-20-2011 at 11:30 PM.
03-20-2011 at 11:30 PM.
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Yer funny tonite. wavelaugh out loudlaugh out loud
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A little Dabba do ya.I have stayed up longer than planned tonight..look around
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03-20-2011 at 11:33 PM.
03-20-2011 at 11:33 PM.
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Ive move to the recliner but I gotta mess to clean up and I still have to set up my wireless printer so I can print my sisters taxes and mine. Its been a while since Ive done this kind of thing. Used to be real accident prone as a kid. Still not as bad as when I impaled my foot on the sappling stump and had to saw the tree in order to go to the hospital to have them remove it. I do try to be so careful but stuff just reaches out and grabs me!!! I did win $200 on scratch off tickets!! So.... good luck...bad luck... as usual!! Big Grin
I really think all the tax stuff can wait for a day. Get onto the recliner right now young lady!!! Put a pillow under your foot for higher elevation and under your knee as well so it doesn't hyperextend. Have your sister get whatever you need - think she owes you some for all the stuff you do and give to her. Take some Advil or something similar - helps with pain and inflammation.
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03-20-2011 at 11:35 PM.
03-20-2011 at 11:35 PM.
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the dogs freaked out and wont come out of their beds!!! They were with my sister when she was filleting catfish after a fishing trip where they caught more beer than fish!!! Sliced her thumb to the bone. Shes never been accident prone so she didnt take it very well. Specially being drunk!! As long as pretend theres nothing wrong they are ok. They are so like children!!!


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03-20-2011 at 11:39 PM.
03-20-2011 at 11:39 PM.
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The dogs freaked out and wont come out of their beds!!! They were with my sister when she was filleting catfish after a fishing trip where they caught more beer than fish!!! Sliced her thumb to the bone. Shes never been accident prone so she didnt take it very well. Specially being drunk!! As long as pretend theres nothing wrong they are OK. They are so like children!!!
That's what's great about cats. They are oblivious. As long as I don't bleed on their food, they're just not interested. I can be sobbing my guts out over a sad movie and the only reaction they have is when I drop a tissue on them. Makes my life easier and theirs happier. GO CATS ! ! !
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03-20-2011 at 11:42 PM.
03-20-2011 at 11:42 PM.
Quote from AlaskaLady :
I really think all the tax stuff can wait for a day. Get onto the recliner right now young lady!!! Put a pillow under your foot for higher elevation and under your knee as well so it doesn't hyperextend. Have your sister get whatever you need - think she owes you some for all the stuff you do and give to her. Take some Advil or something similar - helps with pain and inflammation.
I can do my printer from my recliner. Its wireless. Im going to sleep in here so I dont toss and turn. Plus I just washed my sheets and Im too lazy to wash them again. Was hoping to build my stawberry garden tomorrow. Guess that can wait at least a week. About time for tomatoes too.
Something like this only with 3 tiers and a pretty statue of ome kind on top!! I won $50 from lowes!!!
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03-20-2011 at 11:43 PM.
03-20-2011 at 11:43 PM.
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Thanks. Im sure it will be OK. My sister got her thumb stuck in the safe at work. She grew a new nail under the old one and pushed it off. She said it didnt hurt. I dont know why this doesnt hurt more. The little boo-boos hurt like crazy but when I do it big it doesnt hurt. I didnt think having a baby hurt either. I think it has something to do with endorphines!!
So, Are you telling me your sister cut her thump tonite and you broke off your toe nail. I'm getting this visual of ya both sitting there with a used up roll of guaze sitting between ya, Scissors and scotch tape layin on the floor, You with a wrapped up toe big as heck and she with a wrapped up thump big as heck. Empty beer bottles everywhere, Tax papers beer soaked and bloody.bouncebounce i wanna party with you guys.Click image for larger version Name: AR006_H031_Option.jpg Views: 30 Size: 58.6 KB ID: 504323 Knock-Knock
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03-20-2011 at 11:43 PM.
03-20-2011 at 11:43 PM.
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Thanks. Im sure it will be OK. My sister got her thumb stuck in the safe at work. She grew a new nail under the old one and pushed it off. She said it didnt hurt. I dont know why this doesnt hurt more. The little boo-boos hurt like crazy but when I do it big it doesnt hurt. I didnt think having a baby hurt either. I think it has something to do with endorphines!!

Budweiser endorphins
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GoldieRocks
03-20-2011 at 11:47 PM.
03-20-2011 at 11:47 PM.
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I can do my printer from my recliner. Its wireless. Im going to sleep in here so I dont toss and turn. Plus I just washed my sheets and Im too lazy to wash them again. Was hoping to build my stawberry garden tomorrow. Guess that can wait at least a week. About time for tomatoes too.
Something like this only with 3 tiers and a pretty statue of ome kind on top!! I won $50 from lowes!!!
Strawberry garden sound's nice..Smilie

Congrat's on the Lowe's win..bounce
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03-20-2011 at 11:48 PM.
03-20-2011 at 11:48 PM.
Quote from AlaskaLady :
I really think all the tax stuff can wait for a day. Get onto the recliner right now young lady!!! Put a pillow under your foot for higher elevation and under your knee as well so it doesn't hyperextend. Have your sister get whatever you need - think she owes you some for all the stuff you do and give to her. Take some Advil or something similar - helps with pain and inflammation.

do what she says and add an ice pack 15 minutes on and 30 minutes off for a few hours

you'll be thankful tomorrow

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03-20-2011 at 11:48 PM.
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So, Are you telling me your sister cut her thump tonite and you broke off your toe nail. I'm getting this visual of ya both sitting there with a used up roll of guaze sitting between ya, Scissors and scotch tape layin on the floor, You with a wrapped up toe big as heck and she with a wrapped up thump big as heck. Empty beer bottles everywhere, Tax papers beer soaked and bloody.bouncebounce i wanna party with you guys.Attachment 504323 Knock-Knock
My sister cut her thumb a few years ago!!! LMAO and we could always use a knight in shining armor!!! Need something to open the bottles with!! Big Grin
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GoldieRocks
03-20-2011 at 11:49 PM.
03-20-2011 at 11:49 PM.
Quote from dabbleinn :
So, Are you telling me your sister cut her thump tonite and you broke off your toe nail. I'm getting this visual of ya both sitting there with a used up roll of guaze sitting between ya, Scissors and scotch tape layin on the floor, You with a wrapped up toe big as heck and she with a wrapped up thump big as heck. Empty beer bottles everywhere, Tax papers beer soaked and bloody.bouncebounce i wanna party with you guys.Attachment 504323 Knock-Knock
She is not allowed to have scissors....shake head
You will be dressed appropiate...Big Grin
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03-20-2011 at 11:50 PM.
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Strawberry garden sound's nice..Smilie

Congrat's on the Lowe's win..bounce
Thanks. I bout 50 ever-bearing plants and they didnt quit putting out till after Halloween!!! They sould really put out good this year once they arent crowded in a whiskey barrel
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03-20-2011 at 11:52 PM.
03-20-2011 at 11:52 PM.
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That's what's great about cats. They are oblivious. As long as I don't bleed on their food, they're just not interested. I can be sobbing my guts out over a sad movie and the only reaction they have is when I drop a tissue on them. Makes my life easier and theirs happier. GO CATS ! ! !
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03-20-2011 at 11:52 PM.
03-20-2011 at 11:52 PM.
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My sister cut her thumb a few years ago!!! LMAO and we could always use a knight in shining armor!!! Need something to open the bottles with!! Big Grin
haha. Too funny..
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03-20-2011 at 11:55 PM.
03-20-2011 at 11:55 PM.
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My sister cut her thumb a few years ago!!! LMAO and we could always use a knight in shining armor!!! Need something to open the bottles with!! Big Grin
laugh out loud
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