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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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GoldieRocks
03-21-2011 at 09:09 PM.
03-21-2011 at 09:09 PM.
Quote from neel2004 :
Awesome.

I've been traveling since Thursday, and I don't think I have it in my to read 80+ pages. Did I miss anything big or interesting?
We have had a big assortment of thing's going on.....laugh out loud
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julesp29
03-21-2011 at 09:10 PM.
03-21-2011 at 09:10 PM.
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Iffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff you aren't going to use it, I am sure I CAn FINd something with the 4$20 I have! See what happens when you spill beer on your keyboard?
dang what were all the numbers there?
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kvilla
03-21-2011 at 09:13 PM.
03-21-2011 at 09:13 PM.
ok, I have put in hours today trying to rope that darn steer on level 6, round 2 and I'm going to give it another try before calling it a night. It's not even about the belt buckle anymore, it's a mission!!!!
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GoldieRocks
03-21-2011 at 09:15 PM.
03-21-2011 at 09:15 PM.
Quote from cwhetme :
My.... house.... is trying......to .....kill me!!!!! Its like out of a horror movie where the evil psycho killer is around every corner waiting to drop things on my toe!!! I heard Capn Crunch calling to me from the kitchen and I went to see what he wanted...... IT WAS A TRAP!!!! Stupid fridge raked the top of my foot and I jumped back so I would hurt it and dropped the box of cereal on my foot instead!!! and hen I went to sit down to eat I stubbed it on the end table!!! Its a consspiracy!!!
Laugh1 I am laughing at the way you phrased that...not because of what you did Comfort

Dabbs send her your armor to wear....Big Grin
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julesp29
03-21-2011 at 09:17 PM.
03-21-2011 at 09:17 PM.
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I posted ONE time on the snus thread, as a favor to treedown02, but, trust me, I will NEVER go there again!
If someone over there smacks you for OT, let us know.....we'll send out a posse to round 'em up & scalp 'em! Big Grin
no but thought i could finally rep you when i saw you there. but SD still wont let me rep you. no matter where i try so something is weird with SD.
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GoldieRocks
03-21-2011 at 09:18 PM.
03-21-2011 at 09:18 PM.
Quote from kvilla :
ok, I have put in hours today trying to rope that darn steer on level 6, round 2 and I'm going to give it another try before calling it a night. It's not even about the belt buckle anymore, it's a mission!!!!
If you need help I will help you out...don't mind at all.
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cwhetme
03-21-2011 at 09:19 PM.
03-21-2011 at 09:19 PM.
Quote from GoldieRocks :
Laugh1 I am laughing at the way you phrased that...not because of what you did Comfort

Dabbs send her your armor to wear....Big Grin
I ONLY NEED THE BOOT!!!!! My poor little toe has a hit out on it!!! EEK!
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rocky08055
03-21-2011 at 09:20 PM.
03-21-2011 at 09:20 PM.
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Only place I have ever been that it was against the law to pump your own gas was New Jersey.....The guy came over and said he would get that for me and I told him that I could do it and he said no that I could not it was a law,I had never heard of that before.

That's true... got a story that happened about 10 years ago... I was driving to Mass. for a lacrosse tournament with my daughter and a few teammates. My friend was also making the trip and she mentioned how much she hated pumping gas because she was unsure how to do it and always had to read the directions. After the games, I stopped to get gas, filled up and as I walked inside to pay, my friend pulled up to the pump in her van. At the counter, I looked out the window and saw her reading the directions, told the cashier how nervous she was and we both laughed. Then, he grabbed the microphone and announced, "Woman with the blue van, step away from the pump. Please, step away NOW!" The look on her face as she quickly stepped back was priceless! OK, maybe you had to be there........ and, yes, she still talks to me. Smilie
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GoldieRocks
03-21-2011 at 09:22 PM.
03-21-2011 at 09:22 PM.
Quote from julesp29 :
no but thought i could finally rep you when i saw you there. but SD still wont let me rep you. no matter where i try so something is weird with SD.
Go and look on your profile under rep's given and see how many people you have rep'd since the last one you gave her.
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03-21-2011 at 09:24 PM.
03-21-2011 at 09:24 PM.
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you always say hello to all the wonderful people but you always leave me out
I know I'm not one of them
Gary You are always one of the wonderful people! WE have all been together from the beginning of OWTW4.
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GoldieRocks
03-21-2011 at 09:25 PM.
03-21-2011 at 09:25 PM.
Quote from rocky08055 :
That's true... got a story that happened about 10 years ago... I was driving to Mass. for a lacrosse tournament with my daughter and a few teammates. My friend was also making the trip and she mentioned how much she hated pumping gas because she was unsure how to do it and always had to read the directions. After the games, I stopped to get gas, filled up and as I walked inside to pay, my friend pulled up to the pump in her van. At the counter, I looked out the window and saw her reading the directions, told the cashier how nervous she was and we both laughed. Then, he grabbed the microphone and announced, "Woman with the blue van, step away from the pump. Please, step away NOW!" The look on her face as she quickly stepped back was priceless! OK, maybe you had to be there........ and, yes, she still talks to me. Smilie
LMAO I would have loved to seen that...Big Grin
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03-21-2011 at 09:28 PM.
03-21-2011 at 09:28 PM.
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Thanks. My Dr only gives out antibiotics if there is an active infection. He says if I keep it clean it will be OK but to come in at the first sign. Im not allowed to get it wet so I have to take a tub instead of a shower!! Wonder if I can get a nurse to come in and help me out??? A nice male nurse!!!! LMAOLMAO
Oooh, baby, oooh baby!!! I'd go for that - milk it for what it's worth! Smilie Smilie Smilie
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scorpi0n
03-21-2011 at 09:28 PM.
03-21-2011 at 09:28 PM.
maybe some farm animal humor to reduce the tension...


On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.


The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.


The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there is a moral!)



'When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!
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kvilla
03-21-2011 at 09:30 PM.
03-21-2011 at 09:30 PM.
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If you need help I will help you out...don't mind at all.
Think I'm doomed, my poor little netbook just can't seem to do it, tried the big old dinosaur, but it;s pretty old and decepit and slow, think I roped it about 15 times to no avail. So sure, thanks I humbly accept your offer! worship
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MintJulep
03-21-2011 at 09:31 PM.
03-21-2011 at 09:31 PM.
Quote from Mikeyerz :
Is anybody else still waiting for the 30 can cooler from week 3 of the Snus Challenge?
Yes my niece and I both are. Since there is a preset limit on the number of prizes, I'm surprised at how long it is taking. Maybe the folks making the bikes are also making the coolers.Big Grin
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