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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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flsunlovr
03-22-2011 at 08:20 PM.
03-22-2011 at 08:20 PM.
Quote from scorpi0n :
does DH stand for Desinated Hitter ???
Not exactly, I can't use that language on hereLMAO Roll
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ckand33
03-22-2011 at 08:21 PM.
03-22-2011 at 08:21 PM.
Quote from julesp29 :
weird conditions think the japan thing may have changed all weather here?

just watched the news, trying to find out more, but said a small cloud of nuclear radiation cloud found its way to Virginia coast and registered on some meter. Good lord, what next?
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GoldieRocks
03-22-2011 at 08:25 PM.
03-22-2011 at 08:25 PM.
Quote from ckand33 :
just watched the news, trying to find out more, but said a small cloud of nuclear radiation cloud found its way to Virginia coast and registered on some meter. Good lord, what next?
I was wondering if that could be in the jet stream and find it's way here...
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cwhetme
03-22-2011 at 08:25 PM.
03-22-2011 at 08:25 PM.
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Ok, I'm back. Phew.. I hope ya like strawberry (could be a little pinkish) and banana flavor cuz that's what I'm bringing. Gee, Those magnums cost more. I wonder if I can cut em in half and tie one end off...lol....Yeah,,,That makes em .03 a piece. And ...a.....Yeah, I know what yer thinkin Down
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scorpi0n
03-22-2011 at 08:27 PM.
03-22-2011 at 08:27 PM.
Quote from ryazmom :
Not exactly, I can't use that language on hereLMAO Roll

did you see your song last night, posted late, posted about whips and hips?
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cwhetme
03-22-2011 at 08:27 PM.
03-22-2011 at 08:27 PM.
Quote from jawartman :
Raining all day here, now it is changing over to a sleet / snow mixture.


Weather has been weird all winter here
Very short winter. Didint get cold til med Nov and its already in the 80s here! I have a bad feeling its gonna be a hot one this Summer and we already have fleas!!
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julesp29
03-22-2011 at 08:29 PM.
03-22-2011 at 08:29 PM.
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LOL LOL you are so bad. LOL
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ckand33
03-22-2011 at 08:29 PM.
03-22-2011 at 08:29 PM.
Quote from GoldieRocks :
I was wondering if that could be in the jet stream and find it's way here...
don't know, too big to even think about. Know that sounds stupid but if it gets here, the US certainly isn't ready--not that I want to see China going through it either.
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aloesf53
03-22-2011 at 08:29 PM.
03-22-2011 at 08:29 PM.
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some
of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before
they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.,
just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with
Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch
is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up
when I'm under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur
before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and
immediately drag my butt across the carpet.

11. I will not sit in the middle
of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him
and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.


P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
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julesp29
03-22-2011 at 08:30 PM.
03-22-2011 at 08:30 PM.
Quote from julesp29 :
LOL LOL you are so bad. LOL
Now I always heard you can tell the size of a man (MAN) buy his feet. hmmm ?????
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cwhetme
03-22-2011 at 08:31 PM.
03-22-2011 at 08:31 PM.
Quote from ckand33 :
just watched the news, trying to find out more, but said a small cloud of nuclear radiation cloud found its way to Virginia coast and registered on some meter. Good lord, what next?
Oil slick floated to shore in Louisianna today and no one is admitting anything!!!
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ckand33
03-22-2011 at 08:31 PM.
03-22-2011 at 08:31 PM.
Quote from aloesf53 :
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some
of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before
they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.,
just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with
Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch
is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up
when I'm under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur
before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and
immediately drag my butt across the carpet.

11. I will not sit in the middle
of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him
and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.


P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

can you add for my dogs---I will not hide my dead squirrels under my mommies bed hoping they will get up and play with me!
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ms_sandy
03-22-2011 at 08:32 PM.
03-22-2011 at 08:32 PM.
Quote from GoldieRocks :
Congrat's on your win today..woot
Thank You. It would be a whole lot better win if we all had won. Then we could all have put our money together and bought out marlborolaugh out loudlaugh out loud. oh my thats crazy talk. time for me to go to bed.Crazylaugh
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Lizardo
03-22-2011 at 08:33 PM.
03-22-2011 at 08:33 PM.
Quote from aloesf53 :
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some
of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before
they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.,
just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with
Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch
is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up
when I'm under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur
before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and
immediately drag my butt across the carpet.

11. I will not sit in the middle
of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him
and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.


P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
Cowboy

Dear Dog:

Thank you for all the Crazy things you do!
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julesp29
03-22-2011 at 08:34 PM.
03-22-2011 at 08:34 PM.
Quote from julesp29 :
Now I always heard you can tell the size of a man (MAN) buy his feet. hmmm ?????
but then again they say by the length of his fingers to put the to together. hmmmmmmmmm
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