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RETIRED: Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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julesp29
03-25-2011 at 10:12 PM.
03-25-2011 at 10:12 PM.
Quote from BarefootFreddie :
If Dabbs Won The Harley----Big Grin


A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange
development on the inside of her thighs . . . a green spot on the inside of each one.

"They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be
getting worse."

The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and
tells her not to worry until the tests come back.

A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's
the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.

The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy - - there's no problem.
But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?"

The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?"*

"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold." EmbarrassmentEmbarrassment
LOL LOL LOl
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Angiex57
03-25-2011 at 10:12 PM.
03-25-2011 at 10:12 PM.
Quote from scorpi0n :
I thought mitin was like in St Louis or Kanas City ??
my bad..you are correct.. mit in kc
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julesp29
03-25-2011 at 10:15 PM.
03-25-2011 at 10:15 PM.
Quote from Angiex57 :
my bad..you are correct.. mit in kc
so i am JP in WI
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treedown02
03-25-2011 at 10:15 PM.
03-25-2011 at 10:15 PM.
Quote from scorpi0n :
I like the one mintjulep posted to me - had lots of fat gals and ugly gals and 1 taking a pee in a mens urinal
I sure will be glad when your wife gets back on Monday. You're having too much fun. She'll put the whips to yahug
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julesp29
03-25-2011 at 10:16 PM.
03-25-2011 at 10:16 PM.
Quote from treedown02 :
I sure will be glad when your wife gets back on Monday. You're having too much fun. She'll put the whips to yahug
Lol sounds like he might like that if he likes fat girls in the urnale
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Angiex57
03-25-2011 at 10:17 PM.
03-25-2011 at 10:17 PM.
Quote from julesp29 :
so i am JP in WI
nod
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julesp29
03-25-2011 at 10:18 PM.
03-25-2011 at 10:18 PM.
Quote from julesp29 :
Lol sounds like he might like that if he likes fat girls in the urnale
dang i just got grossed out by the sound of that lol gag gag
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challs
03-25-2011 at 10:24 PM.
03-25-2011 at 10:24 PM.
Quote from julesp29 :
dang i just got grossed out by the sound of that lol gag gag
Just now learning that text message lingo, such as TMFI= too much funny information EEK! EEK! Confused EEK! laugh out loud
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AlaskaLady
03-25-2011 at 10:24 PM.
03-25-2011 at 10:24 PM.
FIREBOY You are in deep kimchi!!! I just read your post from the 23rd (yes, I'm way behind!). Blaming me for the snow and bad weather - I'll have you know that it is snowing here right now, no thanks to you!! And, yes, you are in B.I.G. trouble!! Smilie
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scorpi0n
03-25-2011 at 10:24 PM.
03-25-2011 at 10:24 PM.
Damn shows how old I am too I posted this by mistake on the Snus and meant to post it herelol

I think most of us need this checklist:

I think this checklist is for most of us:


Senior's Sex Guide

Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.

Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!

Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

Keep extra Poly grip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.

If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

Don't even think about trying it twice.
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wirasi
03-25-2011 at 10:25 PM.
03-25-2011 at 10:25 PM.
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scorpi0n
03-25-2011 at 10:26 PM.
03-25-2011 at 10:26 PM.
Quote from julesp29 :
so i am JP in WI

yu offered me a spanking last night do you remember?
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treedown02
03-25-2011 at 10:27 PM.
03-25-2011 at 10:27 PM.
Quote from scorpi0n :
Damn shows how old I am too I posted this by mistake on the Snus and meant to post it herelol

I think most of us need this checklist:

I think this checklist is for most of us:


Senior's Sex Guide

Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.

Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!

Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

Keep extra Poly grip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.

If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

Don't even think about trying it twice.
Scorpion, you are on a roll tonight. Boy, that is what you will be doing Monday night or afternoon. I guess we won't see ya here on Monday huh?
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scorpi0n
03-25-2011 at 10:27 PM.
03-25-2011 at 10:27 PM.
Quote from treedown02 :
I sure will be glad when your wife gets back on Monday. You're having too much fun. She'll put the whips to yahug

no shes here its my wifes sister and her 2 girls coming in ....
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mcmaria
03-25-2011 at 10:28 PM.
03-25-2011 at 10:28 PM.
Quote from julesp29 :
Good mail day got one bag of cough drops (still waiting for 2 more), $2.00 off advil coupon (dont remember signing up for that) and Garnier wrinkle test strips LOL not what i thought that freebie was going to be.
Just catching up on posts. You have to test for wrinkles? Did they send you a mirror? What are the strips?
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