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RETIRED: Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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lickadeal
03-26-2011 at 03:51 PM.
03-26-2011 at 03:51 PM.
Quote from jemeredith :
I heard your avatar is annoying! Don't feel bad, just grab one of ours? I will share this one with you if you want!!
LOL!!!!Big Grin

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Angiex57
03-26-2011 at 03:52 PM.
03-26-2011 at 03:52 PM.
Quote from scorpi0n :
I'd rather have one of these for a day...


Top 10 things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do a split.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.

1. Finally find that damned G spot!
10. Produce is over rated.

9. Mirrors fog up.

8. The splits get old after a while.

7. You can lose an eye with the ping pong ball.

6. You can cross your legs now.. only the blessed few have issue with that.

5. Work on your game and the bar thing will happen Wink

4. Saying ya cant do that now.. is not a braggin point.

3. I'm sure with some contortion.. you can attempt this now.

2. A change in diet will help you accomplish that goal.

1. Just try askin.. we are more than happy to redirect.
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03-26-2011 at 03:53 PM.
03-26-2011 at 03:53 PM.
Quote from Angiex57 :
yeah.. she was about 30lbs there.. I dont have her anymore... she was awarded to the bf of my daughter at the time they broke up.. but she was fun to have for those two yearsSmilie
I owned a smaller 6 foot corn snake for 8 years after that.. sadly.. she died two weeks ago.. broke my old heart Frown.. I'm still in mourning.
Sorry to hear about your baby passing away. Hug2

Quote from jemeredith :
I did tell people not to mention the fact that you didn't win the pink tool box you were trying for! I am still soooooooooooooo sorry!!
Yeah, you told us alright....then YOU go and mention it! Are you trying to get sent to your room AGAIN???
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jemeredith
03-26-2011 at 03:54 PM.
03-26-2011 at 03:54 PM.
Quote from cwhetme :
OMG They nwo have bacon cokkies!!!
Oh boy, total case of random global thinking (teach told me in college that I suffered from that!) Cookies led to recipe in Taste of Home mag, which led to bacon covered mashed spuds (recipe looks awesome) which led to Margarita Jello!

2 pkg (3 oz ea) lime geletin
2 cups boiling water
1/2 cup thawed margarita mix
1/2 cup tequila
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Angiex57
03-26-2011 at 03:55 PM.
03-26-2011 at 03:55 PM.
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Sorry to hear about your baby passing away. Hug2
Thanks darlin..altho just a snake..she was a sweetie.
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scorpi0n
03-26-2011 at 03:55 PM.
03-26-2011 at 03:55 PM.
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Ditto!!!!!!!!!!

Here WE GO Gators with the ball 30 secs in OT can they do it????
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Tigercasp
03-26-2011 at 03:56 PM.
03-26-2011 at 03:56 PM.
Remider for ALL 4 more days till HUMP day,,,,,,,,,,,,yahoooo and let the fun begin............are you registered yet?
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jemeredith
03-26-2011 at 03:56 PM.
03-26-2011 at 03:56 PM.
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Sorry to hear about your baby passing away. Hug2


Yeah, you told us alright....then YOU go and mention it! Are you trying to get sent to your room AGAIN???
Can I take my margarita jello with me?
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BoydSchidtt
03-26-2011 at 03:58 PM.
03-26-2011 at 03:58 PM.
Quote from lickadeal :
Has anyone one else won in the Scotts Snap Perks giveaway?
Here it is in case you haven't played it yet.
http://scotts.promo.eprize.com/snap/
I won on my first try when the giveaway started.

Last year I destroyed my lawn over fertilizing.It was my first time fertilizing a lawn and the fertilizer spreader we were using kept getting clogged up so I just started throwing fertilizer out of a paper cup all over the yard.Had to look at huge ugly brown spots all over my lawn the rest of the year.FacepalmI hope this Scotts thingamajigger works a lot better.It comes with free fertilizer too.


Congrats! I think I must've played it over 100 times. You inspire me to win that snapper... Wink
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03-26-2011 at 04:00 PM.
03-26-2011 at 04:00 PM.
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Dang why do I get all these Viagra ads and I am female. then get these enhance my penis. How about sending me a guy with an enhanced penis on Viagra. That might be interesting.

Spent $50 on E-bay for a penis enlarger.
B*stards sent me a magnifying glass.
Instructions said don't use in the sun..shake headMad
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03-26-2011 at 04:01 PM.
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03-26-2011 at 04:02 PM.
03-26-2011 at 04:02 PM.
Quote from BarefootFreddie :
Spent $50 on E-bay for a penis enlarger.
B*stards sent me a magnifying glass.
Instructions said don't use in the sun..shake headMad
lmaoooooooooooooooooooo. tff!
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03-26-2011 at 04:03 PM.
03-26-2011 at 04:03 PM.
Quote from cwhetme :
OMG They nwo have bacon cokkies!!!

I made about a ton of chocolate chip cookies this past week as I had gotten about ten packages free from Riteaid deals.I made them for bf,and even added extra chips.They came out really good but bf said they sucked!EEK! So now I'm stuck eating ALL of them.Facepalm
I hate wasting food, but I don't want to eat ALL these cookies.
I have no one to give them to. They taste too good to throw away but I don't want to get fat. What should I do?Dontknow
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03-26-2011 at 04:06 PM.
03-26-2011 at 04:06 PM.
Quote from Angiex57 :
10. Produce is over rated.

9. Mirrors fog up.

8. The splits get old after a while.

7. You can lose an eye with the ping pong ball.

6. You can cross your legs now.. only the blessed few have issue with that.

5. Work on your game and the bar thing will happen Wink

4. Saying ya can do that now.. is not a braggin point.

3. I'm sure with some contortion.. you can attempt this now.

2. A change in diet will help you accomplish that goal.

1. Just try askin.. we are more than happy to redirect.
CoverlaughThumbupRofl2 I see you are on a roll again today! Thanks for the laugh!
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77racing
03-26-2011 at 04:07 PM.
03-26-2011 at 04:07 PM.
Quote from mlx3 :
Not that I have come across. I can go looking around, and will let you know if I find anything.

AWESOME Thank you
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