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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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julesp29
03-26-2011 at 06:02 PM.
03-26-2011 at 06:02 PM.
there i got it to work
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BarefootFreddie
03-26-2011 at 06:03 PM.
03-26-2011 at 06:03 PM.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to Heaven. At the gates of heaven, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone your want to in Heaven.

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." So St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman? God said, "Ah, ...yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: First, there's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. Second, it chatters constantly at high speeds. Third, most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. Fourth, the intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours!"ConfusedConfused
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num1bob
03-26-2011 at 06:04 PM.
03-26-2011 at 06:04 PM.
Thanks Gary,

I let it sit there for maybe 5 mins with nothing going on then I went back and it cleared it out.
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shesays
03-26-2011 at 06:05 PM.
03-26-2011 at 06:05 PM.
Quote from lmvclearwater :
I've only done this once, so I hope it works. Here is Wilson the yellow Labrador Retriever we adopted from the Humane Society yesterday. (A little softer on the eyes than all those licks!) He seems to be about two years old, and is calm and sweet and loves to give kisses!

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YES YES YES YES ! ! ! You got him all for yourselves. I'm soooooo happy for you. I was looking for a picture of a yellow Lab the other day and found the following (which you've probably already seen).

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cwhetme
03-26-2011 at 06:07 PM.
03-26-2011 at 06:07 PM.
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Good Evening All,

Can anybody tell me if they won the Mountain Dew Cannon T-shirts. Just played and won and after I submiited my name, birthdate and email. Went to the next page, tried to put my password in and there system locked up. I printed out the page that said I was a winner. Emailed Mountain Dew for now. Has anybody else won the shirts and if you did was a confirmation email sent and or was there any other steps after the password was submitted? Anybody have any othe sugestions? Thanks in advance.
I won and I think I got a confirmation email later that day but I cant remember. I love the shirts they are really dark dark green with a lighter green logo printed on the front but not that iron on melt in the dryer stuff. They are really thick too Not the thin material. Good luck. Did you email them the snapshot??

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there i got it to work
Did you have to promise it dinner??? EEK!
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flsunlovr
03-26-2011 at 06:10 PM.
03-26-2011 at 06:10 PM.
Quote from scorpi0n :
gotta man up I've done it in front of a full length mirror....

LMAOLMAO

Bounce

Rofl2
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03-26-2011 at 06:11 PM.
03-26-2011 at 06:11 PM.
Quote from shesays :
YES YES YES YES ! ! ! You got him all for yourselves. I'm soooooo happy for you. I was looking for a picture of a yellow Lab the other day and found the following (which you've probably already seen).
I think Ive seen a few of them from the bottom right here in Mo!!! LMAOLMAO
Scary thing is it doesnt look like it was retouched!!!
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julesp29
03-26-2011 at 06:11 PM.
03-26-2011 at 06:11 PM.
Quote from cwhetme :
I won and I think I got a confirmation email later that day but I cant remember. I love the shirts they are really dark dark green with a lighter green logo printed on the front but not that iron on melt in the dryer stuff. They are really thick too Not the thin material. Good luck. Did you email them the snapshot??


Did you have to promise it dinner??? EEK!
i told it if it didn't work i was gonna give it a lickin.
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flsunlovr
03-26-2011 at 06:13 PM.
03-26-2011 at 06:13 PM.
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So did you measure your thumb 3 times and subtract 2 to see if it was correct??? LMAOLMAO



LMAO
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Angiex57
03-26-2011 at 06:17 PM.
03-26-2011 at 06:17 PM.
Quote from scorpi0n :
gotta man up I've done it in front of a full length mirror....
rofllllllllll.. um.. ya didnt happen to get a few quick Photo.. or perhaps a brief vid?.. cuz I have a web site and .. um.. er.. well nevermind Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
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User1144648
03-26-2011 at 06:17 PM.
03-26-2011 at 06:17 PM.
OMG! Too funny....I just posted a couple of sweeps, and someone repped me for one of them, and said that they liked my new avatar!! Love it!
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num1bob
03-26-2011 at 06:17 PM.
03-26-2011 at 06:17 PM.
Quote from cwhetme :
I won and I think I got a confirmation email later that day but I cant remember. I love the shirts they are really dark dark green with a lighter green logo printed on the front but not that iron on melt in the dryer stuff. They are really thick too Not the thin material. Good luck. Did you email them the snapshot??


Did you have to promise it dinner??? EEK!

Thanks for the info and no there was no place to attache a copy I sent it from the website. Not an actual email address.

I was not able to find a specific email address.
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julesp29
03-26-2011 at 06:18 PM.
03-26-2011 at 06:18 PM.
got my dog food sample from walmart today it's a good size sample probably a couple feedings for a small dog. plus a $2.00 off coupon. my daughters dog will love it.
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03-26-2011 at 06:20 PM.
03-26-2011 at 06:20 PM.
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OMG! Too funny....I just posted a couple of sweeps, and someone repped me for one of them, and said that they liked my new avatar!! Love it!
how could they not Wink
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03-26-2011 at 06:20 PM.
03-26-2011 at 06:20 PM.
Quote from BoydSchidtt :
Very informative!



It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's erect penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still..

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.



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Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

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Now THAT is funny! How are the thumbs guys? Big Grin
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