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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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cwhetme
03-27-2011 at 08:11 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:11 PM.
Quote from Gary123X :
wavewavewavewave
you need to do some physical theray on yourself
bend the toe 10 -15 times 3 times a day
after a week try to pick things up with the toe by bending it over onto something, like a pen

your favoring it because it was hurt,
you do not want to get a stiff joint there from lack of use
Yeah. Add it to the other body parts I have to exercise to keep limber!!! LMAOLMAO
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julesp29
03-27-2011 at 08:11 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:11 PM.
Quote from BoydSchidtt :
laugh out loud Rofl2 laugh out loud Rofl2
I still can envision Zena your dog watching you clip your toenail on your big toe and then your toenail is flying thru the air and Zena snags it in mid-flight and now your chasing her while you point your big toe up, limping like Festus on Gunsmoke!!
LMAO Rofl2 LMAO Rofl2
Too damn funny!!! Big Grin
LOL you have a vivid imagination. LOL
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03-27-2011 at 08:12 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:12 PM.
Quote from BoydSchidtt :
laugh out loud Rofl2 laugh out loud Rofl2
I still can envision Zena your dog watching you clip your toenail on your big toe and then your toenail is flying thru the air and Zena snags it in mid-flight and now your chasing her while you point your big toe up, limping like Festus on Gunsmoke!!
LMAO Rofl2 LMAO Rofl2
Too damn funny!!! Big Grin
Thats kinda the way I see it happening!!! EEK!
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jemeredith
03-27-2011 at 08:14 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:14 PM.
Quote from cwhetme :
Yeah. Add it to the other body parts I have to exercise to keep limber!!! LMAOLMAO
But doesn't Gary have a hot tub? Limber is much easier in hot water!!
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03-27-2011 at 08:14 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:14 PM.
Quote from Gary123X :
black friday in more ways than one SmilieSmilie
I dont even remember who you were fighting with. Bunch of different people were into it but all I remember was you were the last post before the lights went out!!! LMAOLMAO
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julesp29
03-27-2011 at 08:14 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:14 PM.
Okay love you guys but the toe nail thing is making me gag. Love ya and sorry for your pain but I can't picture it NO MORE lol. I have a bad gag thing. lol
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03-27-2011 at 08:18 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:18 PM.
Quote from jemeredith :
But doesn't Gary have a hot tub? Limber is much easier in hot water!!
I want to get a hot tub so bad but my sister wants to wait until my mom is gone!!! Just the thought of her sitting in it is weird and I know she will want to!! She had my sister give her a massage one day and she came out of the bathroom totally nude!!! She said she wasnt modest but my sister handed her a sheet and told her she was!!! LMAOLMAOLMAO
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03-27-2011 at 08:20 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:20 PM.
Quote from BoydSchidtt :
laugh out loud Rofl2 laugh out loud Rofl2
I still can envision Zena your dog watching you clip your toenail on your big toe and then your toenail is flying thru the air and Zena snags it in mid-flight and now your chasing her while you point your big toe up, limping like Festus on Gunsmoke!!
LMAO Rofl2 LMAO Rofl2
Too damn funny!!! Big Grin
It's even funnier the way you envision the whole scenario! Rofl2
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03-27-2011 at 08:21 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:21 PM.
Quote from julesp29 :
OMG people used to come into this one bar with their snakes around there neck. I would leave. No way!!!!!! Dang why would you want a snake as a pet? ewwwwww sorry but creeps me out.
I didn't - the son came to visit and "forgot" to take him home. Been trying to get someone to take him ever since.

Quote from scorpi0n :
no no and no
He's just a teeny little snake - a baby. I thought you liked babies.
You know I'm just playing. hug
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jemeredith
03-27-2011 at 08:24 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:24 PM.
Quote from cwhetme :
I want to get a hot tub so bad but my sister wants to wait until my mom is gone!!! Just the thought of her sitting in it is weird and I know she will want to!! She had my sister give her a massage one day and she came out of the bathroom totally nude!!! She said she wasnt modest but my sister handed her a sheet and told her she was!!! LMAOLMAOLMAO
OMG! That is too funny!! Wait on the hotub! Just use Garys! Invite your mom too! Sorry Gary, I couldn't resist!
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julesp29
03-27-2011 at 08:25 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:25 PM.
Quote from Katiebear7 :
I didn't - the son came to visit and "forgot" to take him home. Been trying to get someone to take him ever since.



He's just a teeny little snake - a baby. I thought you liked babies.
You know I'm just playing. hug
I would never have let him in the door with it. I am sorry but reptiles are not my thing. Sorry but to me they are nasty slimey things Not cuddle furry love me follow me pets. Sorry just my opinion.
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03-27-2011 at 08:26 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:26 PM.
Quote from Katiebear7 :
I didn't - the son came to visit and "forgot" to take him home. Been trying to get someone to take him ever since.



He's just a teeny little snake - a baby. I thought you liked babies.
You know I'm just playing. hug
I will take him!! I love snakes!!
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03-27-2011 at 08:27 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:27 PM.
Quote from jemeredith :
I will take him!! I love snakes!!
ewwwwwwwww ok?
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03-27-2011 at 08:28 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:28 PM.
Quote from julesp29 :
OMG people used to come into this one bar with their snakes around there neck. I would leave. No way!!!!!! Dang why would you want a snake as a pet? ewwwwww sorry but creeps me out.
was you here:


This couple are out at a bar/diner having a romantice meal for the first time together. Suddenly something from the man's side whips from under the table, steals a bread roll and dissappears back under the table. The guy doesn't blink an eyelid and the woman can't tell whether it really happened. She says nothing.

Well, damn, the same thing happens again. The woman checks the guy out and he makes out like nothing happened so she holds it in. A little time passes. It happens a third time and the woman can no longer hold it in and she speaks up demanding to know what's going on.

The man explains. "Look, I was in an accident in India.. I lost my ..penis.. the surgeons transplanted a baby elephant's trunk in it's place and, well, I've grown to accept it and hell, It's embarrassing but that's it".

"No, no.." the woman says "that's absolutely incredible. And you mean the trunk keeps stealing the bread rolls like an elephant. WOW. Look that's so amazing would you mind doing it again?"

The guy replies "Look, I'd really love to but my ass couldn't handle another bread roll".
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03-27-2011 at 08:28 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:28 PM.
Quote from jemeredith :
I will take him!! I love snakes!!
That would be cool - how does he get there? Please don't say the airplane as Scorpi0on will never fly again. Rofl2
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