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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

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cwhetme
03-28-2011 at 08:42 PM.
03-28-2011 at 08:42 PM.
Quote from bornblondeey :
Oh it clarified everything. Thanks so much. I will not take this but at least I know that my entries are really going through.
Bass Pro is doing a lottery thing right now. Like the scratchers game where they GIVE you the gift card You have to buy a scratchers ticket like the lottery has. My sister cant play because the guy that owns Bass pro is the Brother to the lady that owns Brown Derby liquor. I can play though
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03-28-2011 at 08:45 PM.
03-28-2011 at 08:45 PM.
This is so wrong!!! I can get snap snap snap but I cant get snap lock go!!!!!!! Stupid lawn game!!!! I got a pretty lawn but this would help with the flee and grub pellets!!!
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03-28-2011 at 08:46 PM.
03-28-2011 at 08:46 PM.
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Bass Pro is doing a lottery thing right now. Like the scratchers game where they GIVE you the gift card You have to buy a scratchers ticket like the lottery has. My sister cant play because the guy that owns Bass pro is the Brother to the lady that owns Brown Derby liquor. I can play though
Where do you buy the ticket? at Bass pro or Lottery? not looking for one, Just curious how they work something like that.
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03-28-2011 at 08:49 PM.
03-28-2011 at 08:49 PM.
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Interesting. Mine actually went through finally. Wonder if I'll need to do it over?
I just saw this comment posted on the Tide FB page & thought you might want to know:

i was able to get a sample earlier in when i asked if i will get mine since they postpone it for another time this is what they said Embarrassment(...Tide Unfortunately due to the technical issues any of you who were able to get through to the registration page were not recorded in the database and therefore your sample request did not register. Sorry, we are as frustrated as you that things didn't go smoothly tonight.
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03-28-2011 at 08:51 PM.
03-28-2011 at 08:51 PM.
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I just saw this comment posted on the Tide FB page & thought you might want to know:

i was able to get a sample earlier in when i asked if i will get mine since they postpone it for another time this is what they said Embarrassment(...Tide Unfortunately due to the technical issues any of you who were able to get through to the registration page were not recorded in the database and therefore your sample request did not register. Sorry, we are as frustrated as you that things didn't go smoothly tonight.
Thanks
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03-28-2011 at 08:56 PM.
03-28-2011 at 08:56 PM.
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Is there a particular reason you don't like them? Have you had a bad experience? Either caused any harm to you or loved ones? If not, what's your problem?! Smilie Smilie jk I understand the creepie crawlies can cause some folk anguish. However, if you really, really think about it and there is no reason these God's creatures have done nothing to you (plural), then accept them for exactly what they are, God's creatures/creations. They have a purpose on this earth just as you and I have.
I don't have a problem with spiders or snakes, just don't care to have either as a pet. Yes, I do get the creepy crawlies around them, can't help it, just the way I am.
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03-28-2011 at 09:02 PM.
03-28-2011 at 09:02 PM.
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Don't you mean "Your reputation is beyound reproach DISPITE your sister being AlaskaLady"?bouncebounce

Just kiddin' AlaskaLady....Wink
By the way Scorp, just read your 'Baby Elephant Trunk' joke laugh out loudlaugh out loud Thats killer---Got a new one for us tonight?? Jokes always welcome..

If we can get everyone to post 1 or more jokes we can make Monday night 'Comedy Night At The Funny Farm'....laugh out loudlaugh out loud
I'll leave you with this one Freddie:

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you"
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AlaskaLady
03-28-2011 at 09:02 PM.
03-28-2011 at 09:02 PM.
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I don't have a problem with spiders or snakes, just don't care to have either as a pet. Yes, I do get the creepy crawlies around them, can't help it, just the way I am.
Not picking on you - hope you know thatSmilie I didnt like them either, then once I found out what 'good' they do, I wasn't as frightened of them. I like the 'good' spiders and the 'good' snakes, and don't care for the hurtful to humans and pets ones.
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03-28-2011 at 09:05 PM.
03-28-2011 at 09:05 PM.
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A middle-aged woman (cwhetmehug) seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.


"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell m e. "

"This one's kind of strange," the woman said.

"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

"I see," commented the doctor calmly.

"That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl," the woman continued.


"That night," she went on, "I went again, and plink-plink-plink, there were dimes. This morning, there were quarters!"


"You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" she implored. "I'm scared out of my wits!"

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about," he said.

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(Ready for this?) Smilie









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OMG that was so bad lol
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03-28-2011 at 09:06 PM.
03-28-2011 at 09:06 PM.
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I don't have a problem with spiders or snakes, just don't care to have either as a pet. Yes, I do get the creepy crawlies around them, can't help it, just the way I am.
Although I agree with AlaskaLady on them being All God's Creatures - I'm still ICKY with spiders myself. Now snakes on the other I'm ok with. Dated a fella over 30 years ago who had a 9 foot boa - she was beautiful. Sadly she contracted a respiratory illness and died while pregnant. I find most reptiles quite fascinating. Warm-blooded, fuzzy, snuggly critters are the most appealingSmilie
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03-28-2011 at 09:08 PM.
03-28-2011 at 09:08 PM.
Quote from AlaskaLady :
Is there a particular reason you don't like them? Have you had a bad experience? Either caused any harm to you or loved ones? If not, what's your problem?! Smilie Smilie jk I understand the creepie crawlies can cause some folk anguish. However, if you really, really think about it and there is no reason these God's creatures have done nothing to you (plural), then accept them for exactly what they are, God's creatures/creations. They have a purpose on this earth just as you and I have.
ya like a rattlesnake bite or a brown recluse (spell check)
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03-28-2011 at 09:15 PM.
03-28-2011 at 09:15 PM.
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I'll leave you with this one Freddie:

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you"
OMG you are so bad lol
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03-28-2011 at 09:22 PM.
03-28-2011 at 09:22 PM.
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Thanks for posting the area code. I got a call from that area code this morning, but did not answer and did not leave a message. What was the site again? My dad is into timeshare's. I would like to go look at the info.
Thanks in advance for your help.
call from Bass Pro
971 270 1504 Vac Tour and travel
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03-28-2011 at 09:23 PM.
03-28-2011 at 09:23 PM.
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Win a car for yourself and if someone you share the link with wins you win too. You have to take a 10 question quiz to see what type of car you are!!! https://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?p=38380969#post38380969
I'm a pickup - and that's what I own - fits good! Thank you!
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03-28-2011 at 09:28 PM.
03-28-2011 at 09:28 PM.
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I'm a pickup - and that's what I own - fits good! Thank you!
I still like they said I was a Mustang Convertible!!!!!!!

To Bad name wasn't Sally "Mustang Sally" (my older sisters fav. song)
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