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For only $135 you can insure that your pets don't get neglected after Armageddon! woot

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

Best...deal...EVER! Wink
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RVD26
05-20-2011 at 09:45 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:45 AM.
In for 2, thanks OP.
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WitnessX
05-20-2011 at 09:48 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:48 AM.
I heard there was going to be a huge discount on Sunday.
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gpkirk
05-20-2011 at 09:51 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:51 AM.
Special instructions: My dog Rowdy likes attention but not loud noises. When the world does finally end, be sure that he is secured quietly and has either his moose or carrot squeaky near by. Wink
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stevego
05-20-2011 at 09:52 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:52 AM.
Quote from slubilliken09 :
Man, I got hosed for $150 back in '99 to insure my pets from rapture. Since it's been over 10 years, better re up.
You're kidding, it's been over 10 years since 1999? Good thing you're here to keep us all informed.
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jhill777
05-20-2011 at 09:54 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:54 AM.
Quote from stevego :
You're kidding, it's been over 10 years since 1999? Good thing you're here to keep us all informed.
Give em a break. They just came out of the bomb shelter. Gotta hurry and restock the cans of beans.
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pbjculley
05-20-2011 at 09:55 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:55 AM.
"For $135.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved."

Man I hope the world doesn't end in 11 years. Be out all that money. LOL!!!
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fyu
05-20-2011 at 09:55 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:55 AM.
this guy has made some money too.

and he doesn't offer refunds either.
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J03
05-20-2011 at 09:56 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:56 AM.
I guarantee I'll still be around after rapture. I'll do it for $100. All your pets will roam the 100 acre property of the god fearing farm owner I take over.
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slubilliken09
05-20-2011 at 09:56 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:56 AM.
Quote from stevego :
You're kidding, it's been over 10 years since 1999? Good thing you're here to keep us all informed.
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If you click on the link to the website to read the "terms" of this deal, it is a 10 year offer.

wave
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Strmtrper6
05-20-2011 at 09:57 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:57 AM.
Quote from VtCwby07 :
Haha... Party it up....

But in all seriousness, I feel sorry for whoever buys into this program... How many stupid people can there be?
4.65 billion - 6 billion according to wikipedia.
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sixthday
05-20-2011 at 09:58 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:58 AM.
Cool.

But just be careful when the divine neighbors come out nowhere blaiming us for looting.EEK!

Well, maybe we can response that their are indeed already dead and in the heaven now and we are helping them clean up the leftovers.Stick Out Tongue

Quote from xxirish83x :
ill be there dude
Quote from ixijimixi :
Already signed up for a group on Facebook.

Just because we're heathens, it doesn't mean we have to be disorganized Wink
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Strmtrper6
05-20-2011 at 09:58 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:58 AM.
Quote from jeba9999 :
...I'll offer 10 cents on the dollar to any rapture believers for their house, cars, boats, jet skis, motorcycles, big screen TV's (over 50 inches), jewelry. All merchandise must be free and clear of any liens, loans etc..
What would they want with money? Offer to pray for them or something.
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EvilEmprZurg
05-20-2011 at 09:59 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:59 AM.
Quote from VtCwby07 :
Haha... Party it up....

But in all seriousness, I feel sorry for whoever buys into this program... How many stupid people can there be?

$35,000/$135 = 260....and counting.....
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turboterp
05-20-2011 at 10:00 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:00 AM.
Quote from UltraLazer :
I like how hillbilly religions like this think they are in someway special and if some major event ever happens only they will be saved. I think it would be pretty funny if a rapture came and all the pets went to heaven and their owners got left behind.
That's brilliant! Reps to you Smilie
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yellowith_nv
05-20-2011 at 10:00 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:00 AM.
oh, wow...
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