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— "kevinism" suggests a "#Rapture prank: On Saturday, take some of your old clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged on sidewalks and lawns around town."
If you read the article, he admits he doesn't think the event will occur. Isn't that virtually the same as admitting it's a scam?
Turn off all your electronics and make sure you have something to destroy them. Bullets do not work as we have seen in the Transformers & Terminator movies. Or you can overnight me your tablets, smartphones or computers. I have a room designed to contain them.
/head asplodes
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Turn off all your electronics and make sure you have something to destroy them.
Turn off all your electronics and make sure you have something to destroy them. Bullets do not work as we have seen in the Transformers & Terminator movies. Or you can overnight me your tablets, smartphones or computers. I have a room designed to contain them.
"Q: How do you ensure your representatives won't be Raptured.
A: Actually, we don't ensure it, they do. Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God / Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with
Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation.
Q: How can we trust that you'll honor your service agreement, afterall, you ARE atheists.
A: Being an atheist does not mean we lack morals or ethics. It just means we don't believe in God or gods. All of our representatives are normal folks who love and live for their family, are gainfully employed, and have friends of varying beliefs. Some of us are married to believers. Many of us volunteer our time at food banks, animal shelters, meals on wheels organizations, etc. We fully endorse the "Rule of Reciprocity", also known as "The Golden Rule." We just happen not to believe in God(s). Belief in God does not ensure righteousness, nor does non-belief imply immorality. Jesus understood this. Please reference Luke 10, re "The Good Samaritan."
"If subscriber loses his/her faith and/or the Rapture occurs and subscriber is not Raptured (aka is "left behind") EE-BP disclaims any liability; no refund will be tendered"
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Still, if people start disappearing on the date line all we have to do is per Mark 3:29 turn in to an atheist and blasphem in accordance. Most valuable piece of info I have ever gotten off this site!