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VorlonFrog
08-27-2012 at 11:33 AM.
08-27-2012 at 11:33 AM.
I need to dig up some whimsy, I think.
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Frogstar
08-27-2012 at 11:34 AM.
08-27-2012 at 11:34 AM.
I'm frustrated at work, we sent out design documents for a dozen virtual servers, and a month later when they finally give us access, they're all clones of one specific server, and that one server wasn't even configured the way we requested.
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VorlonFrog
08-27-2012 at 11:41 AM.
08-27-2012 at 11:41 AM.
Are you certain you don't work for the government?
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Frogstar
08-27-2012 at 11:46 AM.
08-27-2012 at 11:46 AM.
Some days.
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Deusxmachina
08-27-2012 at 12:33 PM.
08-27-2012 at 12:33 PM.
Quote from tennisplayer123 :
Tell me a joke.
A blonde went to buy a pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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Since it's football season, I'm going to play a dirty trick on everyone and have them think of this post during every football game...

A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.

She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."

"What did you not understand?"

The blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
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tennisplayer888
08-27-2012 at 12:33 PM.
08-27-2012 at 12:33 PM.
Quote from Frogstar :
Some days.
Why are women like a condom?




They spend more time in your wallet than on your ****.
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Frogstar
08-27-2012 at 12:44 PM.
08-27-2012 at 12:44 PM.
Quote from tennisplayer123 :
Why are women like a condom?




They spend more time in your wallet than on your ****.
I'm not sure why you quoted me.

But a wallet is a bad place to keep a condom, for the record.
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VorlonFrog
08-27-2012 at 12:57 PM.
08-27-2012 at 12:57 PM.
Quote from Frogstar :
But a wallet is a bad place to keep a condom, for the record.
Right, it should definitely be push-pinned to the bulletin board, instead.
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DNC
08-27-2012 at 09:05 PM.
08-27-2012 at 09:05 PM.
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I need more cowbell!
Everything needs more cowbell.
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calistyle
08-27-2012 at 09:46 PM.
08-27-2012 at 09:46 PM.
Quote from DNC :
Everything needs more cowbell.
Iagree Iagree
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DNC
08-27-2012 at 09:52 PM.
08-27-2012 at 09:52 PM.
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Iagree Iagree
I'm not sure if you realize this or not, but you currently have 39 people stalking you.
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calistyle
08-27-2012 at 09:58 PM.
08-27-2012 at 09:58 PM.
Quote from DNC :
I'm not sure if you realize this or not, but you currently have 39 people stalking you.
LMAO Thanks for the heads up.

It's Bryant's fault.
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DNC
08-27-2012 at 09:59 PM.
08-27-2012 at 09:59 PM.
Quote from calistyle :
LMAO Thanks for the heads up.

It's Bryant's fault.
Something I learned long ago, everything is Bryant's fault.
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calistyle
08-27-2012 at 10:02 PM.
08-27-2012 at 10:02 PM.
Quote from DNC :
Something I learned long ago, everything is Bryant's fault.
Again, thanks for the heads up... I'm still learning. laugh out loud

Why is he following you, btw?
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DNC
08-27-2012 at 10:04 PM.
08-27-2012 at 10:04 PM.
Quote from calistyle :
Again, thanks for the heads up... I'm still learning. laugh out loud

Why is he following you, btw?
Because I sometimes find site issues.

Edit: The first thread is still unresolved.
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