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I'm getting a Vasectomy next week!!
August 18, 2011 at
11:13 AM
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Limited OT, please.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
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I think you're confusing my mother-in-law with one of the other girls'.
I think you're confusing my mother-in-law with one of the other girls'.
Oohhh, okay.
I was just replying to someone else's comment that sex was better without a condom.
You should NOT have children - whom would want to be part of your "genes" !!!!
Grandmother is totally incorrect with this !!!!
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You should NOT have children - whom would want to be part of your "genes" !!!!
Grandmother is totally incorrect with this !!!!
You should NOT have children - whom would want to be part of your "genes" !!!!
Grandmother is totally incorrect with this !!!!
High and mighty....someone needs a knock off the Royal Pedestal....
Granny might be the one to do so...but chicken little is too afraid to tell the truth....
Oh poor boy had such a difficult childhood....and now he wants to pay back an 86 yr old woman by telling her - "look old woman, I ended the family line" - nice going - NOT !!!!
Again, Picca speaks her mind
High and mighty....someone needs a knock off the Royal Pedestal....
Granny might be the one to do so...but chicken little is too afraid to tell the truth....
Oh poor boy had such a difficult childhood....and now he wants to pay back an 86 yr old woman by telling her - "look old woman, I ended the family line" - nice going - NOT !!!!
Again, Picca speaks her mind
OP's words:
You know, I hadn't even thoght of that. Could be, I hate to admit it. I do have a long history of resentment towards my Grandmother for all the times she wouldn't allow me to hug her or even kiss her on the cheek when I was very young. ( or now either for that matter ) All those times as a young teen when she rolled her eyes at me at the dinner table and asked me if I was "common" and hinted that I got it from my Mom who wasn't one of the special people. ( not born rich, in other words, but just middle class and therefore common to her ). The time she set it up with my Dad to make me think she was dead and that I had killed her by playing a childish prank on her. I was just a little kid, Dadblame it and they let me think for 3 days that I had killed my own Grandmother!!.
Always demeaning my job, my whole life, my choice of anything from food to clothing to girls to my house. "No shorts or tennis shoes worn in my home, Jonathan." ( and gives me the stink eye ). "You're buying a mortuary, Jonathan?" ( stink eye ). "Your new girlfriend is a ....a....a.....model, Jonathan?" ( stink eye )
A lot of her meaness, too, was directed at me for some reason and she made sure I completely got that she disapporved of me but I could never figure out why. I could be subconsicously attempting to punish her by taking away something she has big plans already made for. Kind of a tit for tat payback for her having her tiny iron fist firmly planted into the decision my parents made to send me to Europe to attend school from age 14-22
It was punishment from her for my having sex at 14 with an adult female. I paid her back of course when I was 17 by sleeping with the guardian ( au pair/nanny ) they sent with me to England. I made sure she found out, too.
I really don't think I would go this far, though, to get even, but maybe I should rethink this. Hate to get my nads butchered just for a little revenge on a 4ft 10 inch 86 year old.
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