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I'm getting a Vasectomy next week!!
August 18, 2011 at
11:13 AM
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Limited OT, please.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
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Also,
Perhaps you should step back and reconsider your initial overreaction (and stop calling the kettle black, as it were)
Also,
Pass the popcorn.
No, I would never do that to a real lady like you. I am merely trying to convince you to accept a dadblame piece of pie!!!
Pass the popcorn.
I keep waiting for Randle McMurphy and Chief Bromden to show up.
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Perhaps you should step back and reconsider your initial overreaction (and stop calling the kettle black, as it were)
I was implying that he was not mature enough to have children and being 40 years old, apparently will never be mature enough to be a parent. He is planning a vasectomy. Why? He says he doesn't want children. Why doesn't he want children? Because his grandmother wants an heir. He is 40 years old and still has grandparent issues. If he can't handle a relationship with a grandmother, how is he going to handle a relationship with his offspring?
And I bolded part of your post to point out how you put words in people's mouths. Where exactly did I ask anybody on this board for some medication?
You need to examine your motives for twisting people's posts into whatever you want them to say. I notice you didn't quote my post where you say I 'attack" him or "mock" him like I asked you too, which tells me a lot.
Why don't you find something more constructive to do with your time ( volunteer work, new hobbies, getting some shock treatments ) and just stay out of my thread. ( and future threads, too ).
Btw, you are NOT the Lounge Police, so go get your nuts cut and be done with it **snip**
You need to examine you motives for your hatred of your Grandmother
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