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I'm getting a Vasectomy next week!!
August 18, 2011 at
11:13 AM
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Limited OT, please.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
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All this logic talk is why we have such a high divorce rate in this country. Logic has nothing to do with any of it. Marriage is not about logic, it's about partnership. We are both equal. I would never ask her to do it and she would never ask me to do it.
Looking at an issue logically is causing higher divorce rates?
Looking at an issue logically is causing higher divorce rates?
Logic should never dictate actions in a marriage because women are completely illogical. When men try to use logic with them that leads to very bad things.
Looking at an issue logically is causing higher divorce rates?
Logic should never dictate actions in a marriage because women are completely illogical. When men try to use logic with them that leads to very bad things.
I should know than to attempt to have a logical discussion with either of you.
Why bother trying to have a discussion concerning any sort of actual logic when you can just write off all women as illogical?!
I should know than to attempt to have a logical discussion with either of you.
Why bother trying to have a discussion concerning any sort of actual logic when you can just write off all women as illogical?!
I should know than to attempt to have a logical discussion with either of you.
Why bother trying to have a discussion concerning any sort of actual logic when you can just write off all women as illogical?!
Why do we have to put the seat down? Why can't you put the seat up when you're done?
Women are totally illogical
And yes, I am as shocked at my naïveté as you are.
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Why do we have to put the seat down? Why can't you put the seat up when you're done?
Women are totally illogical
So in our house, regardless if you're male or female, you have to open the toilet to use it, and close it when you're done.
Is that a completely illogical arrangement?
So in our house, regardless if you're male or female, you have to open the toilet to use it, and close it when you're done.
Is that a completely illogical arrangement?
Fuzzy != aesthetically pleasing
Fuzzy != aesthetically pleasing
And I bought my fuzzy alarm clock because it purrs, okay!
Fuzzy != aesthetically pleasing
When I start to see anything fuzzy on the toilet I know it is past due for a cleaning.
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When I start to see anything fuzzy on the toilet I know it is past due for a cleaning.
I have no idea what DH does. He has his own bathroom, and I don't even wanna go in there.