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The Mayor of Moleterd
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I'm getting a Vasectomy next week!!
August 18, 2011 at
11:13 AM
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Limited OT, please.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
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Just promise me, here and now, that you will tell me when the cat pees on your fuzzy toilet seat. That's all that I am asking
Just copy and paste this: vec, I promised that I will tell you when my cat pees on my fuzzy toilet seat.
But if it'll shut you up...
IF one of my cats ever pees on the toilet lid cover in my bathroom, I will tell you about it. I'll even make a whole thread!
And you know how infrequently I make threads.
I almost choked on my water!
picca is j's grandma
But if it'll shut you up...
IF one of my cats ever pees on the toilet lid cover in my bathroom, I will tell you about it. I'll even make a whole thread!
And you know how infrequently I make threads.
Don't worry, it took a while to train my wife as well. It's not just you. It's most females.
If it's any consolation, You actually came around quicker than most.
Don't worry, it took a while to train my wife as well. It's not just you. It's most females.
I hope she slaps you twice as often as I want to slap you.
picca is j's grandma
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If I'm so immature I would have squandered all my money on drugs, alcohol, gambling, women, partying, or plain foolishness. I also added that I have no criminal record, a good reputation, and don't abuse drugs or alcohol. Does me stating that make me bragging or does it offend you or is it just the money part that's the problem? I've already stated I'm not rich whatever, only my Grandmother is. I can't help that. I'm just a little fortunate and smart enough to take care of what I do have. That doesn't make me a braggart, just me being honest and able to defend myself with facts. If my stating those facts make you uncomfortable or resentful, I can't do anything about that.
Just saying.
Oh, and picca? Wow. Just wow. I just might be unbelievably dense but I don't see why you took so much umbrage with the op.
Oh, and picca? Wow. Just wow. I just might be unbelievably dense but I don't see why you took so much umbrage with the op.
But then again, those curtains on your garage windows, give us a clue
But then again, those curtains on your garage windows, give us a clue
And it's already been established that the fuzzy coating on my toilet is growth, not decoration.
And it's already been established that the fuzzy coating on my toilet is growth, not decoration.
Maybe you need some "Krud Kutter"
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Maybe you need some "Krud Kutter"