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The Mayor of Moleterd
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I'm getting a Vasectomy next week!!
August 18, 2011 at
11:13 AM
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Limited OT, please.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
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TMI.
TMI.
If they do happen to find cancer, perhaps you three would be kind enough to pray for me, but I won't hold my breath.
If they do happen to find cancer, perhaps you three would be kind enough to pray for me, but I won't hold my breath.
Some medical information is okay to share. Some is not. I don't want to know about your erections.
Nice job playing the cancer card before you are even diagnosed.
If they do happen to find cancer, perhaps you three would be kind enough to pray for me, but I won't hold my breath.
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Nice job playing the cancer card before you are even diagnosed.
Aww.............Play with this. ( *Jon gestures* )
Now......to ease your great trauma from being forced to read my posts, ya'll go back to the first page of the lounge and click on "Search" shown in the upper right. In the box, just type in "jiggly boobs animation" and "PIITB". What will come up in the results are the multiples of the kind of threads ya'll obviously approve of since you don't seem to comment negatively in those.
That way ya'll won't be annoyed or get PTSD. I'd hate to be responsible for continuing to force you to read my threads and my replies that contain more info than you're comfortable with. I promise not to shove you into my threads anymore forcing you to read everything I type.
Now......to ease your great trauma from being forced to read my posts, ya'll go back to the first page of the lounge and click on "Search" shown in the upper right. In the box, just type in "jiggly boobs animation" and "PIITB". What will come up in the results are the multiples of the kind of threads ya'll obviously approve of since you don't seem to comment negatively in those.
That way ya'll won't be annoyed or get PTSD. I'd hate to be responsible for continuing to force you to read my threads and my replies that contain more info than you're comfortable with. I promise not to shove you into my threads anymore forcing you to read everything I type.
Wow. You take this all way too seriously. You've got some "everyone is against me" attitude going on.
This is the lounge. Chill the fark out.
This is the lounge. Chill the fark out.
Gone all this time and my first thread read was this train wreck... good to see all of the usual suspects are alive and well and posting. I hope the other threads by the OP are as entertaining and inclusive as this one. I'm still trying to make sense of the toilet seats and other references but that just adds to the fun.
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