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Should I fire this guy?

7,411 1,848 August 25, 2011 at 10:15 AM in Chat
So the other day my buddy over at UPS sends me a resume.....from one of my own employees!!!

Here's the deal. I manage a small medical supplies company with about 25 or so employees. Well we have this one guy working in the loading bay that drives the fork lifts. He and the UPS guy are always going behind the building and getting stone. He thinks I don't know, but his poor job performance and blood shot eyes give it away

Anyway. The UPS guy is just as much of a stoner like I said, and he told my stoner employee about an opening driving lifts at the UPS distribution center near by. I guess my guy thinks he has an "in" at the company. Well my stoner must have put my email address instead of his on the resume because I just got an email from UPS thanking me for my resume, but the email was addressed to him.

What do you think? Should I fire this guy? I already had a meeting telling him he's not a good fit, but unfortunately I don't even have a monkey that can drive the lifts right now.

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08-25-2011 at 11:59 AM.
08-25-2011 at 11:59 AM.
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I think I left my bag of... uh... herbal tea... in the break room, have you seen it?

Already gone, sucka!!!! Whee
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MoveOutdaWay
08-25-2011 at 12:00 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:00 PM.
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WTF does that mean.

Oh man.....I gotta quit smoking my own stuff. I have to fire this guy in about an hour.


ghey.

You're farking mad cause your employee and UPS guy didn't invite you to smoke with them. Wait, you're tripping balls right? That's even worse. Obviously, you're company needs to re-hire someone that has more professionalism than you. I don't really see there's any difference between you and the employee you're bashing.
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08-25-2011 at 12:00 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:00 PM.
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Already gone, sucka!!!! Whee
you steal for your coworkers EEK!?
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08-25-2011 at 12:01 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:01 PM.
Quote from MoveOutdaWay :
You're farking mad cause your employee and UPS guy didn't invite you to smoke with them. Wait, you're tripping balls right? That's even worse. Obviously, you're company needs to re-hire someone that has more professionalism than you. I don't really see there's any difference between you and the employee you're bashing.
Rofl2






Thanks chewie for telling me about this thread - you were right, it's a riot! Crylol
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08-25-2011 at 12:01 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:01 PM.
Quote from MoveOutdaWay :
You're farking mad cause your employee and UPS guy didn't invite you to smoke with them. Wait, you're tripping balls right? That's even worse. Obviously, you're company needs to re-hire someone that has more professionalism than you. I don't really see there's any difference between you and the employee you're bashing.
Are you trolling Scratchhead
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08-25-2011 at 12:03 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:03 PM.
Quote from MoveOutdaWay :
You're farking mad cause your employee and UPS guy didn't invite you to smoke with them. Wait, you're tripping balls right? That's even worse. Obviously, you're company needs to re-hire someone that has more professionalism than you. I don't really see there's any difference between you and the employee you're bashing.
Uh.....because I started with this company 18 years ago and grew up with the guy who started the company. The other stoner has only been here for about 6 months and thinks he runs the place. Who do you think sells him his stuff? It doesn't matter what I do with my spare time. If he's stoned on the clock that's grounds for terminationp;lk.
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08-25-2011 at 12:03 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:03 PM.
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Are you trolling Scratchhead
Coverlaugh
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08-25-2011 at 12:04 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:04 PM.
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Are you trolling Scratchhead
Trolling? You should ask OP if this is a spoof.
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08-25-2011 at 12:04 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:04 PM.
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Uh.....because I started with this company 18 years ago and grew up with the guy who started the company. The other stoner has only been here for about 6 months and thinks he runs the place. Who do you think sells him his stuff? It doesn't matter what I do with my spare time. If he's stoned on the clock that's grounds for terminationp;lk.
You're his dealer?! Shocking
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08-25-2011 at 12:05 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:05 PM.
Quote from chewspam :
Uh.....because I started with this company 18 years ago and grew up with the guy who started the company. The other stoner has only been here for about 6 months and thinks he runs the place. Who do you think sells him his stuff? It doesn't matter what I do with my spare time. If he's stoned on the clock that's grounds for terminationp;lk.

You have not read any of the replies I made to you.
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08-25-2011 at 12:05 PM.
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Trolling? You should ask OP if this is a spoof.
Nono

You clearly don't know how serious this is.
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08-25-2011 at 12:06 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:06 PM.
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You're his dealer?! Shocking
He's a smuggler. That's why he asked me if I was a smuggler too. laugh out loud
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08-25-2011 at 12:06 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:06 PM.
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You have not read any of the replies I made to you.

I read that. the otherss are little harder to read rite now.. Swordfight
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08-25-2011 at 12:06 PM.
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You're his dealer?! Shocking
What better way to prove that the employee is a stoner? laugh out loud
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08-25-2011 at 12:06 PM.
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Nono

You clearly don't know how serious this is.

I do, one is tripping balls and the other is getting stoned.
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