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Should I fire this guy?

7,411 1,848 August 25, 2011 at 10:15 AM in Chat
So the other day my buddy over at UPS sends me a resume.....from one of my own employees!!!

Here's the deal. I manage a small medical supplies company with about 25 or so employees. Well we have this one guy working in the loading bay that drives the fork lifts. He and the UPS guy are always going behind the building and getting stone. He thinks I don't know, but his poor job performance and blood shot eyes give it away

Anyway. The UPS guy is just as much of a stoner like I said, and he told my stoner employee about an opening driving lifts at the UPS distribution center near by. I guess my guy thinks he has an "in" at the company. Well my stoner must have put my email address instead of his on the resume because I just got an email from UPS thanking me for my resume, but the email was addressed to him.

What do you think? Should I fire this guy? I already had a meeting telling him he's not a good fit, but unfortunately I don't even have a monkey that can drive the lifts right now.

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Maleficent
08-25-2011 at 12:13 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:13 PM.
Quote from chewspam :
Go ahead and call them. There's liek 100 people in this townn.. I kno the uathories.
I was just foolin'... you know I'd never call the cops on you, sweet cheeks. Blowkiss



Besides, I don't think I could come into work anymore if you weren't here to parade that fantastic ass around the office.
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burninator
08-25-2011 at 12:14 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:14 PM.
Quote from MoveOutdaWay :
You have not read any of the replies I made to you.
Sure he has. This isn't The Podium.
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08-25-2011 at 12:14 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:14 PM.
Quote from chewspam :
You wont some too?
Pfft, you wouldn't dare!
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chevvy
08-25-2011 at 12:14 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:14 PM.
Quote from IVIal :
I was just foolin'... you know I'd never call the cops on you, sweet cheeks. Blowkiss



Besides, I don't think I could come into work anymore if you weren't here to parade that fantastic ass around the office.

She speaks the truth. It's ture.
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MoveOutdaWay
08-25-2011 at 12:15 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:15 PM.
Quote from Frogstar :
He has an office, stupid.
He doesn't... It's a cubical made out of boxes.

He gave the "manager" title to himself but he's actually the stoner's forklift buddy.
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08-25-2011 at 12:15 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:15 PM.
Quote from TigerStar :
I thought that was Bush's fault.
the white 1 or the black 1?
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08-25-2011 at 12:16 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:16 PM.
Quote from burninator :
Sure he has. This isn't The Podium.
Close enough!
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08-25-2011 at 12:16 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:16 PM.
Quote from IVIal :
No, I'm not... *hic* intocixated. Are you?


And the best part is... I work with chewie. We take our breaks together, if you know what I mean. Wink5
Sipping on some sizzurp (syrup)
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08-25-2011 at 12:17 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:17 PM.
Quote from MoveOutdaWay :
He doesn't... It's a cubical made out of boxes.

He gave the "manager" title to himself but he's actually the stoner's forklift buddy.
Sweet, then I get to be forklift girl! Whee

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the white 1 or the black 1?
Huh

There was a white one?
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08-25-2011 at 12:17 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:17 PM.
Quote from burninator :
Sure he has. This isn't The Podium.
laugh out loud
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08-25-2011 at 12:18 PM.
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Quote from MoveOutdaWay :
Sipping on some sizzurp (syrup)
gesundheit.
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08-25-2011 at 12:19 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:19 PM.
Quote from MoveOutdaWay :
He doesn't... It's a cubical made out of boxes.

He gave the "manager" title to himself but he's actually the stoner's forklift buddy.

This office?


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08-25-2011 at 12:20 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:20 PM.
Quote from IVIal :
Sweet, then I get to be forklift girl! Whee



Huh

There was a white one?
I got a lift fer ya!

Its a dodge stratus. i hope that works for you. Dontknow
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08-25-2011 at 12:21 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:21 PM.
Quote from chewspam :
This office?


You know, I've been meaning to talk to you about that - you should get some pictures to hang up on the wall.

Or at least some girl monkeys so the one on the door doesn't get lonely.

Quote from chewspam :
I got a lift fer ya!

Its a dodge stratus. i hope that works for you. Dontknow
Depends - is it dirty?
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08-25-2011 at 12:22 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:22 PM.
Quote from IVIal :
You know, I've been meaning to talk to you about that - you should get some pictures to hang up on the wall.

Or at least some girl monkeys so the one on the door doesn't get lonely.



Depends - is it dirty?
It's never been washed if that's what you mean....and it has little hand prints all over like it was on the set of Don't Be Afraid of the Dark.
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