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Gay Gas Station? **Update** Happened at the supermarket tonight.

7,598 277 October 12, 2006 at 06:45 AM in Autos (2)
Okay, here's the deal. I moved to a new neighborhood about two years ago when I purchased my house. In the last two years, I've been homosexually hit on four times. Each time was at the BP gas station by my house. The last time this happened was yesterday. It actually doesn't surprise me much because I'm driving a kick-ass car now... but the first three times I was driving a POS 12 year old Saturn, so there's really no excuse for that.

I only go to this gas station for about 50% of my fill ups, yet I haven't been hit on in any other gas station.

I fill up once a week * 2 years * 50% of my fill ups = Getting gay hit on 8% of the time!!! EEK!

Is this a gay gas station? Are gas stations typically hotbeds of homosexual activity?
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thegoalie
10-16-2006 at 05:32 AM.
10-16-2006 at 05:32 AM.
Quote from forced_registra :
You drive a crossfire!

see: ace and gary
What's everybody looking at?
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thegoalie
10-20-2006 at 05:05 PM.
10-20-2006 at 05:05 PM.
Holy Moley!! Here's what just happened. I'm driving home from the gym and I need to fill up. remember that the last time I filled up, I was gay hit on.

So as soon as I'm done fueling tonight, the guy from the adjacent pump asks me about my car. I instantly recognize him! He's the same guy who hit on me 18 months ago when he commented on my Georgia Tech sticker, I'm absolutely sure of it. Not only do I recognize his face, but he's driving the same new white Infiniti. So the conversation goes just like this (I made a mental note to remember the conversation, word for word, so I could post it here):

Hey man, how do you like that Crossfire?

It's awesome, I love it.

Have we met, you look familiar?

I don't know, I don't think we have.

Are you sure, you look really familiar?

Maybe I just have one of those faces.

Do you work around here?

Yeah, in Marietta. I don't think I know you from work, though.

Did you go to school around here?

Yup, Georgia Tech.

What did you study?

Mechanical engineering.

Oh cool, I studied engineering at Penn State.

Cool. Well man, I gotta head out. I'll see you around.

Take it easy.


Here's the awful part... when he kept on saying I look familiar, I couldn't help but smile because I knew he had hit on me before. And I'm sure he took the smiling the wrong way.

Crazy Crazy
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cajungirl
10-20-2006 at 05:07 PM.
10-20-2006 at 05:07 PM.
reminds me of that song, "u got the look" by roxette
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ahnil8er
10-20-2006 at 05:16 PM.
10-20-2006 at 05:16 PM.
Quote from thegoalie :
Holy Moley!! Here's what just happened. I'm driving home from the gym and I need to fill up. remember that the last time I filled up, I was gay hit on.

So as soon as I'm done fueling tonight, the guy from the adjacent pump asks me about my car. I instantly recognize him! He's the same guy who hit on me 18 months ago when he commented on my Georgia Tech sticker, I'm absolutely sure of it. Not only do I recognize his face, but he's driving the same new white Infiniti. So the conversation goes just like this (I made a mental note to remember the conversation, word for word, so I could post it here):

Hey man, how do you like that Crossfire?

It's awesome, I love it.

Have we met, you look familiar?

I don't know, I don't think we have.

Are you sure, you look really familiar?

Maybe I just have one of those faces.

Do you work around here?

Yeah, in Marietta. I don't think I know you from work, though.

Did you go to school around here?

Yup, Georgia Tech.

What did you study?

Mechanical engineering.

Oh cool, I studied engineering at Penn State.

Cool. Well man, I gotta head out. I'll see you around.

Take it easy.


Here's the awful part... when he kept on saying I look familiar, I couldn't help but smile because I knew he had hit on me before. And I'm sure he took the smiling the wrong way.

Crazy Crazy
looks like u have better luck with gay people

just accept that fact that you're gay and go get some action!
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PiratesSayARRR
10-20-2006 at 05:20 PM.
10-20-2006 at 05:20 PM.
Quote from ahnil8er :
looks like u have better luck with gay people

just accept that fact that you're gay and go get some action!
or that you drive a "gay" car
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ahnil8er
10-20-2006 at 05:22 PM.
10-20-2006 at 05:22 PM.
Quote from PiratesSayARRR :
or that you drive a "gay" car
or that you went to a gay school like georgia tech

jk!
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caveat depascor
10-20-2006 at 05:25 PM.
10-20-2006 at 05:25 PM.
creeeeeaaak
Q:What's that?
A: thegoalies closet door opening.
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PiratesSayARRR
10-20-2006 at 05:28 PM.
10-20-2006 at 05:28 PM.
Quote from ahnil8er :
or that you went to a gay school like georgia tech

jk!
or that he named his car Long dong silver
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SuperNinja
10-20-2006 at 05:28 PM.
10-20-2006 at 05:28 PM.
Quote from cajungirl :
reminds me of that song, "u got the look" by roxette
"U got the look" is not a Roxette song. It is a Prince song.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U_Got_the_Look

You might be thinking of "The Look" by Roxette.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Look
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Schooby
10-20-2006 at 05:28 PM.
10-20-2006 at 05:28 PM.
Quote from caveat depascor :
creeeeeaaak
Q:What's that?
A: thegoalies closet door opening.
LMAO LMAO The avatar does make one wonder huh? laugh out loud
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cajungirl
10-20-2006 at 05:29 PM.
10-20-2006 at 05:29 PM.
Quote from SuperNinja :
"U got the look" is not a Roxette song. It is a Prince song. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U_Got_the_Look

You might be thinking of "The Look" by Roxette. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Look
my bad, ur right
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thriftyguy
10-20-2006 at 05:49 PM.
10-20-2006 at 05:49 PM.
Just accept the fact that you are "gay friendly." I have a law school buddy that we call gay friendly b/c all the gay guys hit on him. Maybe you should start the gay friendly club so members can swap storeis about when they were hit on.
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Hoseman666
10-20-2006 at 05:51 PM.
10-20-2006 at 05:51 PM.
For future reference, thegoalie:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/ne...shake.html
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skipadedodah
10-20-2006 at 05:56 PM.
10-20-2006 at 05:56 PM.
Maybe they just like your exhaust pipe???
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Schooby
10-20-2006 at 06:06 PM.
10-20-2006 at 06:06 PM.
Quote from skipadedodah :
Maybe they just like your exhaust pipe???
LMAO You avatar is craccking me up
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