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Gay Gas Station? **Update** Happened at the supermarket tonight.
October 12, 2006 at
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Okay, here's the deal. I moved to a new neighborhood about two years ago when I purchased my house. In the last two years, I've been homosexually hit on four times. Each time was at the BP gas station by my house. The last time this happened was yesterday. It actually doesn't surprise me much because I'm driving a kick-ass car now... but the first three times I was driving a POS 12 year old Saturn, so there's really no excuse for that.
I only go to this gas station for about 50% of my fill ups, yet I haven't been hit on in any other gas station.
I fill up once a week * 2 years * 50% of my fill ups = Getting gay hit on 8% of the time!!!
Is this a gay gas station? Are gas stations typically hotbeds of homosexual activity?
I only go to this gas station for about 50% of my fill ups, yet I haven't been hit on in any other gas station.
I fill up once a week * 2 years * 50% of my fill ups = Getting gay hit on 8% of the time!!!
Is this a gay gas station? Are gas stations typically hotbeds of homosexual activity?
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So as soon as I'm done fueling tonight, the guy from the adjacent pump asks me about my car. I instantly recognize him! He's the same guy who hit on me 18 months ago when he commented on my Georgia Tech sticker, I'm absolutely sure of it. Not only do I recognize his face, but he's driving the same new white Infiniti. So the conversation goes just like this (I made a mental note to remember the conversation, word for word, so I could post it here):
Hey man, how do you like that Crossfire?
It's awesome, I love it.
Have we met, you look familiar?
I don't know, I don't think we have.
Are you sure, you look really familiar?
Maybe I just have one of those faces.
Do you work around here?
Yeah, in Marietta. I don't think I know you from work, though.
Did you go to school around here?
Yup, Georgia Tech.
What did you study?
Mechanical engineering.
Oh cool, I studied engineering at Penn State.
Cool. Well man, I gotta head out. I'll see you around.
Take it easy.
Here's the awful part... when he kept on saying I look familiar, I couldn't help but smile because I knew he had hit on me before. And I'm sure he took the smiling the wrong way.
Crazy
So as soon as I'm done fueling tonight, the guy from the adjacent pump asks me about my car. I instantly recognize him! He's the same guy who hit on me 18 months ago when he commented on my Georgia Tech sticker, I'm absolutely sure of it. Not only do I recognize his face, but he's driving the same new white Infiniti. So the conversation goes just like this (I made a mental note to remember the conversation, word for word, so I could post it here):
Hey man, how do you like that Crossfire?
It's awesome, I love it.
Have we met, you look familiar?
I don't know, I don't think we have.
Are you sure, you look really familiar?
Maybe I just have one of those faces.
Do you work around here?
Yeah, in Marietta. I don't think I know you from work, though.
Did you go to school around here?
Yup, Georgia Tech.
What did you study?
Mechanical engineering.
Oh cool, I studied engineering at Penn State.
Cool. Well man, I gotta head out. I'll see you around.
Take it easy.
Here's the awful part... when he kept on saying I look familiar, I couldn't help but smile because I knew he had hit on me before. And I'm sure he took the smiling the wrong way.
Crazy
just accept that fact that you're gay and go get some action!
just accept that fact that you're gay and go get some action!
jk!
Q:What's that?
A: thegoalies closet door opening.
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jk!
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You might be thinking of "The Look" by Roxette.
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Q:What's that?
A: thegoalies closet door opening.
You might be thinking of "The Look" by Roxette. http://en.wikipedia.or
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