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Official Captain's Log of Autumn's Hate

4,764 208 November 13, 2006 at 12:21 PM in Humor
3:21 p.m.: Official Autumn Hate Diary Created
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03-29-2010 at 05:45 PM.
03-29-2010 at 05:45 PM.
7:44 - Autumn renews her hatred towards Bond. She also threw up in her mouth a little.
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03-29-2010 at 05:45 PM.
03-29-2010 at 05:45 PM.
Quote from SlicKitty :
8:35 PM - SlicKitty posts here, just so she can speak in the third person...hatefully.
She finds herself irritably impressed with the use of the phrase "unmitigated gall".
8:44 p.m. Bond agrees with SKs enjoyment of the 3rd person posting. Bond had forgotten the entertainment value.
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03-29-2010 at 05:47 PM.
03-29-2010 at 05:47 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
7:44 - Autumn renews her hatred towards Bond. She also threw up in her mouth a little.

8:46 PM - SlicKitty remembers reading that the acids in vomit will kill spiders. She recommends throwing the spider in Autumn's mouth, in order to facilitate immediate death. nod
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03-29-2010 at 05:47 PM.
03-29-2010 at 05:47 PM.
7:47 - Autumn feels as though this whole thread is full of kevmasters.

Quote from SlicKitty :
8:46 PM - SlicKitty remembers reading that the acids in vomit will kill spiders. She recommends throwing the spider in Autumn's mouth, in order to facilitate immediate death. nod
7:47 - Autumn ponders about this and thinks she'll keep a bucket of puke next to her bed.
7:48 - Autumn reads the rest of SK's post and dies.
7:49 - Autumn resurrects.
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03-29-2010 at 05:49 PM.
03-29-2010 at 05:49 PM.
Quote from SlicKitty :
8:46 PM - SlicKitty remembers reading that the acids in vomit will kill spiders. She recommends throwing the spider in Autumn's mouth, in order to facilitate immediate death. nod
8:50p.m. Bond thinks this is an excellent idea
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03-29-2010 at 05:51 PM.
03-29-2010 at 05:51 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
7:47 - Autumn feels as though this whole thread is full of kevmasters.


7:47 - Autumn ponders about this and thinks she'll keep a bucket of puke next to her bed.
7:48 - Autumn reads the rest of SK's post and dies.
7:49 - Autumn resurrects.
1750H Metroboy praises Autumn, the resurrecting fairy. Worthy
1751H Metroboy loves to talk in third person.
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03-30-2010 at 04:49 AM.
03-30-2010 at 04:49 AM.
7:47 AM - SlicKitty nudges Autumn with her toe to see if she's still alive this morning, after the spider/mouth/vomit incident.

...nothing...

7:48 AM SlicKitty notices a tiny sprout of peach fuzz on one of Autumn's toes and walks away, satisfied that Autumn is, indeed, alive. SlicKitty is certain this peach fuzz will fall away shortly, since Autumn is all woman, but is relieved nevertheless, to have noticed some sign of life.
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08-01-2010 at 06:52 AM.
08-01-2010 at 06:52 AM.
8:51am - marg_fan notes he absolutely HATES people who bump long dormant threads that have anything to do with Autumn.

8:52am - marg_fan notes the irony of his last statement and falls into a death spiral of self loathing...
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08-01-2010 at 06:53 AM.
08-01-2010 at 06:53 AM.
Is it September yet?
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08-01-2010 at 07:05 AM.
08-01-2010 at 07:05 AM.
Quote from veritableqndry :
Is it September yet?
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10:04 a.m.: Bond chastises poo-flinging-monkey for deviating from thread format
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08-01-2010 at 07:23 AM.
08-01-2010 at 07:23 AM.
10:23 EST Apparently James Bond forgot that VQ probably likes to be chastised (preferably by wet noodles)
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08-01-2010 at 07:30 AM.
08-01-2010 at 07:30 AM.
Quote from TigerStar :
10:23 EST Apparently James Bond forgot that VQ probably likes to be chastised (preferably by wet noodles)
10:29 a.m. Bond reminds TS that he did not ask about VQ and TS's relationship.
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08-01-2010 at 07:32 AM.
08-01-2010 at 07:32 AM.
10:32 EST - TS realizes that although JB makes an act of disliking the Hairy Toed One (Autumn), he sure sounds a lot like her in this previous post Annoyed
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08-19-2010 at 07:04 PM.
08-19-2010 at 07:04 PM.
9:02 pm - marg_fan farts in the birthday person's general direction.

9:04 pm - marg_fan changes his underwear because it was an added bonus of a shart. marg_fan hopes the birthday person appreciates the extra effort.
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12-31-2010 at 10:35 PM.
12-31-2010 at 10:35 PM.
12:35 am - marg_fan wanted to start off 2011 by talking in third person. marg_fan is pleased.
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