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Official Captain's Log of Autumn's Hate

4,764 208 November 13, 2006 at 12:21 PM in Humor
3:21 p.m.: Official Autumn Hate Diary Created
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08-19-2013 at 02:40 PM.
08-19-2013 at 02:40 PM.
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4:27 pm Autumn recalls her war with the spiders this morning and wonders if a Hobo spider would consider her spraying spider killer on the porch as an act of war and will be coming to bite her.
5:40 P.M. Sokiru thinks this is likely.
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08-19-2013 at 02:41 PM.
08-19-2013 at 02:41 PM.
Poop.
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08-19-2013 at 02:43 PM.
08-19-2013 at 02:43 PM.
Quote from Autumn View quoted comment :
12:54 p.m. Autumn wishes to reaffirm her hatred for Bond.

4:40 pm. Bond notes continuing hate from Autumn. Thinks that Spiders probably live all over Autumn's house and stalk her while she sleeps and dreams of VQ.
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08-19-2013 at 02:44 PM.
08-19-2013 at 02:44 PM.
I mostly like disrupting the flow of the thread by ignoring the established format.
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08-19-2013 at 02:45 PM.
08-19-2013 at 02:45 PM.
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4:40 pm. Bond notes continuing hate from Autumn. Thinks that Spiders probably live all over Autumn's house and stalk her while she sleeps and dreams of VQ.

5:45 p.m. - Sokiru heard rumors of a colony of hairy spiders were living under Autumn's house
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08-19-2013 at 07:43 PM.
08-19-2013 at 07:43 PM.
10:40pm - acesmuzic is pretty sure this is a cute one [allrefer.com]




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08-19-2013 at 09:16 PM.
08-19-2013 at 09:16 PM.
11:12 pm Autumn recently finished wave three of her birthday massacre of the spiders. There had been a huge three foot web attached to her porch swing last night but it was gone this morning. She sprayed the area and gave the spider every chance of switching locations but when she went out tonight it was back with an even bigger web. She put on her shark shower cap and took her flashlight and sprayed the crap out of the spider. At least she hoped she did. She couldn't tell for sure with only her flashlight beam. Then she ran away. About ten min later she went back out and the spider was gone. However there was no dead body it was just gone. Autumn wonders if it died and fell through the slates on her porch or if it is pissed off and staging a coo. The web was huge and when she kicked the porch swing with her foot it made the wind chimes move because it was attached to those too. Regardless, Autumn feels the birthday massacre was a success, however not so much so for the spiders.
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08-19-2013 at 09:21 PM.
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Quote from James Bond 007 View quoted comment :
4:40 pm. Bond notes continuing hate from Autumn. Thinks that Spiders probably live all over Autumn's house and stalk her while she sleeps and dreams of VQ.
11:17 pm Autumn thinks she would probably rather have a spider crawl on her while sleeping than dream of VQ. Then Autumn is worried she is tempting fate and feels she would stress that she would like neither to happen tonight.
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I mostly like disrupting the flow of the thread by ignoring the established format.
11:18 pm. Autumn gives Frog a stern look. With pursed lips and everything.
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5:45 p.m. - Sokiru heard rumors of a colony of hairy spiders were living under Autumn's house
11:18 pm Autumn is unfortunately aware that there are probably ten colonies of hairy spiders living under her house. Yesterday a wolf spider was found dead next to the dryer in the basement. She thinks her cat got it. It probably lived behind the dryer because it had a dust bunny on top of it. And also it had a zillion babies on top of it too that were crawling around it. Autumn wasn't sure if she felt bad for the babies crawling around it's huge dead mom or not. She stepped on them anyway.
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10:40pm - acesmuzic is pretty sure this is a cute one [allrefer.com]




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11:20 pm Autumn would like to answer the old question "Why does the black widow have an hourglass on it's back?" The answer is, that is the amount of time it is waiting until it strikes Autumn next. She has been warned.
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08-19-2013 at 09:23 PM.
08-19-2013 at 09:23 PM.
That totally feeds into my naughty librarian scenario.
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08-20-2013 at 04:00 AM.
08-20-2013 at 04:00 AM.
5:59am - tl;dr
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08-20-2013 at 05:05 AM.
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I mostly like disrupting the flow of the thread by ignoring the established format.
History has a tendency to overlook those who conform...
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08-20-2013 at 12:59 PM.
08-20-2013 at 12:59 PM.
2:59 pm - that's mean spirited how they left that letter for your mother like that
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08-20-2013 at 01:10 PM.
08-20-2013 at 01:10 PM.
4:10 p.m. - ouch
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09-04-2013 at 05:55 AM.
09-04-2013 at 05:55 AM.
7:54 a.m. & bond is officially still a d007rk
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04-01-2014 at 11:12 AM.
04-01-2014 at 11:12 AM.
1:12 pm - Holy fark. Autumn. is. a. mod. Faint
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