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RETIRED Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm
October 16, 2010 at
01:35 PM
Hi all,
I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.
Everyone is welcome!
I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.
This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.
So, I hope it catches on !
So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !
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I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.
Everyone is welcome!
I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.
This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.
So, I hope it catches on !
So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !
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Ohh that does sound yummy..now I'm hungry..That would go good with this glass of wine I'm having..Passes the bottle around
I'm so with you..Hands you a slightly chilled stemware glass and a small marble plate with cheese and grapes..Sorry nothing fancy for the peanut butter but you can have your own spoon
peanut butter served in Waterford Crystal
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be my guest
fill it up
fill it up
sanks
Hands everybody a straw. Drink er down
FOR BLONDEEY
A blond walks into a Manhattan bank and says she's going on a business trip to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The loan officer tells her she will need collateral. She hands over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked outside. "Will this do?" Sure enough, she is the registered owner and has clear title. The manager parks it in the bank garage and they give her $5,000. When she leaves the loan department has a good chuckle over her leaving a $250,000 car as collateral for $5,000 loan. Two weeks later the blonde returns and pays them $5,018.50 (interest on the loan). As the loan officer hands her the keys back, he says "We checked out your finances and you are an extremely wealthy woman. Why would you need to borrow $5,000?" To which the blonde replies, "Where else in Manhattan could I park my car for two weeks safely for $18.50?
FOR BLONDEEY
A blond walks into a Manhattan bank and says she's going on a business trip to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The loan officer tells her she will need collateral. She hands over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked outside. "Will this do?" Sure enough, she is the registered owner and has clear title. The manager parks it in the bank garage and they give her $5,000. When she leaves the loan department has a good chuckle over her leaving a $250,000 car as collateral for $5,000 loan. Two weeks later the blonde returns and pays them $5,018.50 (interest on the loan). As the loan officer hands her the keys back, he says "We checked out your finances and you are an extremely wealthy woman. Why would you need to borrow $5,000?" To which the blonde replies, "Where else in Manhattan could I park my car for two weeks safely for $18.50?
FOR BLONDEEY
A blond walks into a Manhattan bank and says she's going on a business trip to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The loan officer tells her she will need collateral. She hands over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked outside. "Will this do?" Sure enough, she is the registered owner and has clear title. The manager parks it in the bank garage and they give her $5,000. When she leaves the loan department has a good chuckle over her leaving a $250,000 car as collateral for $5,000 loan. Two weeks later the blonde returns and pays them $5,018.50 (interest on the loan). As the loan officer hands her the keys back, he says "We checked out your finances and you are an extremely wealthy woman. Why would you need to borrow $5,000?" To which the blonde replies, "Where else in Manhattan could I park my car for two weeks safely for $18.50?
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