RETIRED Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

Your correct - soliciting votes is against SD rules!! Having a discussion about a contest involving votes, I do not believe is against the SD rules. Enlightened???

I understand that much. However, it seems to me that several days ago I recall reading about this one particular contest and people were telling others how to vote for them, etc. So, I was confused at the time. I no longer participate in any of the myriad of contests that you all do, (strictly Marlboro now) but I still come and read what's going on. Sometimes I pick up good information on other stuff, like computer use, jokes, medical issues, etc. So thanks for all your entertainment and information.

I've only been to Ft Myers/Naples and down to Marco Island. We talked about going to the Keys with our friends but never have.

no idea what you are talking about, do you remember which post or what contest? was it here or over on Code Marlboro? Need particulars rather than trying to figure out what you are asking?

I know - i deleted it. just so much mail. i did not understand. will they email us if we win or is it on us to keep and check it, do you know?

hi MD

only remember a few
23 years Sarandon
big willie
55
pawley
6

I remembered them all (fantastic for me!!!)
just don't remember the order

I believe it had something to do with "C" which I assume to be Camel? It was confusing to me. It involved a DrToker or something like that.

I got one - what is it that we get?

I deleted the post that I replied too

someone here likes bacon...
The Bacon Tree :

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says:

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle
up the next sand dune, & there,
in the distance, is a tree loaded
with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried
bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a
bacon tree!"

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We
ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever
hear of a meerage that smell like bacon? Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"

With that, Luis staggers towards
the tree. He gets to within 5 metres,
Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up,
and Luis drops like a wet sock.
Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe
with his dying breath:

"Pepe, go back man, you was right,
ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis miamigo, what ees it? "

"Pepe ees not a bacon tree. Ees...

Ees....

Ees...

Ees...
Ees...

Ees...

Ees.... a ham bush."

SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me for sending you this. Just couldn't help it! Little voices made me do it !!! And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you? I know you did!

had to pass this on too.
A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because; over the years they had become big, loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon.
"I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation"!
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man in the burn unit - he wanted to thank you for his new ears."