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Last Edited by Frogstar May 15, 2012 at 06:47 AM
Links to Archer, one of the best comedies, ever:

Season 1 [amazon.com]

Season 2 [amazon.com]


Also, I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl.

I like-a do... da cha-cha.

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05-02-2012 at 07:33 PM.
05-02-2012 at 07:33 PM.
Quote from jmegirl :
speaking of dreamboat Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

it was Blind Date Guy that drove me to book a room in Virginia Beach all by myself this weekend Annoyed


i'm fairly certain i have sworn off men for the next several...well...for awhile Annoyed



and just my luck, i booked a room that has a heart-shaped jacuzzi hot tub in the room that faces the ocean Ranting

i swear sometimes God is mocking me
he's up there with some Popcorn and a tall frosty Beer going "HEY YALL WATCH THIS SHIT"


Crying
Does that include Mr. Funtime?
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05-02-2012 at 07:34 PM.
05-02-2012 at 07:34 PM.
Ya know what's totally not fair? That you ladies have sexual ESP. You definitely know in advance if the guy is gonna get laid that night.
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05-02-2012 at 07:34 PM.
05-02-2012 at 07:34 PM.
Quote from jmegirl :
speaking of dreamboat Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

it was Blind Date Guy that drove me to book a room in Virginia Beach all by myself this weekend Annoyed


i'm fairly certain i have sworn off men for the next several...well...for awhile Annoyed



and just my luck, i booked a room that has a heart-shaped jacuzzi hot tub in the room that faces the ocean Ranting

i swear sometimes God is mocking me
he's up there with some Popcorn and a tall frosty Beer going "HEY YALL WATCH THIS SHIT"


Crying
Welcome to my world
Here's a tip
Be a dick to them
They apparently love that
I've been so mean to mike, he brought me dinner 2 nights in a row
I'm tired of being miss pleasant lets fark anytime I will cook for u. Drop dead, ingrates!!!
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05-02-2012 at 07:35 PM.
05-02-2012 at 07:35 PM.
Quote from VorlonFrog :
Oh, I've done the Vicodin and beer thing before. I highly recommend it when you're really sore or tired and want to totally zonk out for the night. It just plays hell with me the next day.
I have a thing I use for that.
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I think I saw him once in Santa Monica too but I was kinda drunk Roll

Ben Harper live playing the slide = orgasm

Speaking of, I want to read Greg allman's autobiography. He was talking about his bro playing slide for Clapton before Clapton learned and I was like drool in a RS excerpt
I haven't gotten to that part of the issue yet, I was still working on the last one.
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05-02-2012 at 07:36 PM.
05-02-2012 at 07:36 PM.
Quote from VorlonFrog :
Ya know what's totally not fair? That you ladies have sexual ESP. You definitely know in advance if the guy is gonna get laid that night.
Haha mine is only like 75% effective
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05-02-2012 at 07:36 PM.
05-02-2012 at 07:36 PM.
Quote from wiles :
Welcome to my world
Here's a tip
Be a dick to them
They apparently love that
I've been so mean to mike, he brought me dinner 2 nights in a row
I'm tired of being miss pleasant lets fark anytime I will cook for u. Drop dead, ingrates!!!
I don't love it, but I don't expect farking and cooking anytime I like. If you don't feel like cooking, I can do it myself Tongue
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05-02-2012 at 07:37 PM.
05-02-2012 at 07:37 PM.
Quote from Frogstar :
I have a thing I use for that.

I haven't gotten to that part of the issue yet, I was still working on the last one.
Sorry
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05-02-2012 at 07:38 PM.
05-02-2012 at 07:38 PM.
Quote from Frogstar :
Does that include Mr. Funtime?
I haven't seen Mr. Funtime in over 3 weeks OMG Because I wanted to give Blind Date Guy a chance!

We made plans 3 weeks ago to see a live band on Cinco de Mayo, and I've been really really looking forward to it.

On Saturday, he canceled our plans because he "forgot that he had this birthday party thing to go to".

I'm not trying to say I'm psychic, but I have this uncanny wicked crazy way of knowing when I'm being lied to. I have the instincts of a cheetah and have been proven right more times than I can count. And my instincts say that Blind Date Guy is lying. Why? I can't be certain.

Long story short - fark boys. I'm going to the beach by myself, to get a tan and read a book and be alone. Relax. Fark boys. I mean, don't fark boys. Won't fark boys. Nono2

Quote from VorlonFrog :
Ya know what's totally not fair? That you ladies have sexual ESP. You definitely know in advance if the guy is gonna get laid that night.
I kind of agree with you. But I think that's because guys are less selective than women are when it comes to fornicating. laugh out loud
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05-02-2012 at 07:39 PM.
05-02-2012 at 07:39 PM.
Quote from Frogstar :
I don't love it, but I don't expect farking and cooking anytime I like. If you don't feel like cooking, I can do it myself Tongue
Well u are lucky and happily married to a lucky woman Wink
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05-02-2012 at 07:40 PM.
05-02-2012 at 07:40 PM.
Quote from wiles :
Sorry
It's not like a spoiler alert or anything Bleh
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05-02-2012 at 07:42 PM.
05-02-2012 at 07:42 PM.
Quote from jmegirl :
I haven't seen Mr. Funtime in over 3 weeks OMG Because I wanted to give Blind Date Guy a chance!

We made plans 3 weeks ago to see a live band on Cinco de Mayo, and I've been really really looking forward to it.

On Saturday, he canceled our plans because he "forgot that he had this birthday party thing to go to".

I'm not trying to say I'm psychic, but I have this uncanny wicked crazy way of knowing when I'm being lied to. I have the instincts of a cheetah and have been proven right more times than I can count. And my instincts say that Blind Date Guy is lying. Why? I can't be certain.

Long story short - fark boys. I'm going to the beach by myself, to get a tan and read a book and be alone. Relax. Fark boys. I mean, don't fark boys. Won't fark boys. Nono2
Well, I was kinda hoping girls would enter the picture, but relaxing on the beach is good too Prop
Quote from wiles :
Well u are lucky and happily married to a lucky woman Wink
Iagree Thanks
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05-02-2012 at 07:43 PM.
05-02-2012 at 07:43 PM.
Quote from Frogstar :
Well, I was kinda hoping girls would enter the picture, but relaxing on the beach is good too Prop
well i do have a heart-shaped jacuzzi hot tub that faces the ocean AND a few bars within walking distance Sly

stand by this weekend for updates Prop
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05-02-2012 at 07:43 PM.
05-02-2012 at 07:43 PM.
17 hits for each team, 13 runs for each team, and now we're going to extra innings. Hooboy...
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05-02-2012 at 07:44 PM.
05-02-2012 at 07:44 PM.
Quote from jmegirl :
I haven't seen Mr. Funtime in over 3 weeks OMG Because I wanted to give Blind Date Guy a chance!

We made plans 3 weeks ago to see a live band on Cinco de Mayo, and I've been really really looking forward to it.

On Saturday, he canceled our plans because he "forgot that he had this birthday party thing to go to".

I'm not trying to say I'm psychic, but I have this uncanny wicked crazy way of knowing when I'm being lied to. I have the instincts of a cheetah and have been proven right more times than I can count. And my instincts say that Blind Date Guy is lying. Why? I can't be certain.

Long story short - fark boys. I'm going to the beach by myself, to get a tan and read a book and be alone. Relax. Fark boys. I mean, don't fark boys. Won't fark boys. Nono2



I kind of agree with you. But I think that's because guys are less selective than women are when it comes to fornicating. laugh out loud
I like the instincts of a cheetah line Wink
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05-02-2012 at 07:45 PM.
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i swear to you, my instincts are farking scary laugh out loud

i don't know how i know, but i totally know, and honestly i wish i didn't know and could be blissfully ignorant sometimes Down
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