Joined Jan 2008
L8: Grand Teacher
Forum Thread
to all stupid mom's and dad's who have babies...
February 17, 2012 at
08:40 AM
in
Rant
when someone asks you how old your kid is and you say something like 18 months or 20 months, you sound retarded!! start saying your kid is year and a half old or a year and 10 months old.
are you trying to project your child being older than they really are?
some stupid hag was talking about her kid and stomach asked how old it was, she said 24 months. at which point he ended the convo about her retarded kid since she was too stupid to refer to them as 2 years old. dumb wench.
are you trying to project your child being older than they really are?
some stupid hag was talking about her kid and stomach asked how old it was, she said 24 months. at which point he ended the convo about her retarded kid since she was too stupid to refer to them as 2 years old. dumb wench.
46 Comments
Your comment cannot be blank.
Sign up for a Slickdeals account to remove this ad.
Actually, it does show he has a fairly high IQ. He realizes what a waste of life he is and is stopping himself from spreading his genes. I wish more trash would be smarter like him.
For example....I use to have a lot of faith in humanity and the American way. Then a bunch of jackasses collaborated and elected Obama. Faith.....destroyed.
For example....I use to have a lot of faith in humanity and the American way. Then a bunch of jackasses collaborated and elected Obama. Faith.....destroyed.
Yeah.. I know that being a parent can change people.... but you have to be strong beforehand, or being a parent will just replace the fact that you previously had no self respect.
Case in point, people who's FB pictures are their kids... or usernames are "elismom"... things like that. Your profile/identity is supposed to be about YOU. When you make your whole life revolve around your kids, all that really says is that you weren't much of anything before having kids.
Don't get me wrong.. I strongly believe in a sense of family and being proud of your children, but it's the people that completely lose their own identity when they have children that make me pee a little.
EDIT:
For example....I use to have a lot of faith in humanity and the American way. Then a bunch of jackasses collaborated and elected Obama. Faith.....destroyed.
the fact of the matter is...babies/kids are farkin gross. they smell, spit, puke, sh*t, piss all over themselves. pick their nose and eat their boogies. kids in general are disgusting.
stomach does not have any kids yet but when he does he will regret it.
the fact of the matter is...babies/kids are farkin gross. they smell, spit, puke, sh*t, piss all over themselves. pick their nose and eat their boogies. kids in general are disgusting.
stomach does not have any kids yet but when he does he will regret it.
Sign up for a Slickdeals account to remove this ad.
the fact of the matter is...babies/kids are farkin gross. they smell, spit, puke, sh*t, piss all over themselves. pick their nose and eat their boogies. kids in general are disgusting.
stomach does not have any kids yet but when he does he will regret it.
As for picking their nose and stuff.. that's only if you let them. My kid really doesn't have any bad habits because I raised him right.
Yeah.. I know that being a parent can change people.... but you have to be strong beforehand, or being a parent will just replace the fact that you previously had no self respect.
Case in point, people who's FB pictures are their kids... or usernames are "elismom"... things like that. Your profile/identity is supposed to be about YOU. When you make your whole life revolve around your kids, all that really says is that you weren't much of anything before having kids.
Don't get me wrong.. I strongly believe in a sense of family and being proud of your children, but it's the people that completely lose their own identity when they have children that make me pee a little.
EDIT:
Abstinence is the only form of birth control that is 100%. In clinical applications, many forms of BC can be 98-99% effective, but in practical use, they are only around 92-94% effective. There is no form of birth control involving actual intercourse that is 100% effective.
You voted for Perot and are voting for Paul this year aren't you? I can sense these things.....I don't know how I do it though.
the fact of the matter is...babies/kids are farkin gross. they smell, spit, puke, sh*t, piss all over themselves. pick their nose and eat their boogies. kids in general are disgusting.
stomach does not have any kids yet but when he does he will regret it.
Yeah.. I know that being a parent can change people.... but you have to be strong beforehand, or being a parent will just replace the fact that you previously had no self respect.
Case in point, people who's FB pictures are their kids... or usernames are "elismom"... things like that. Your profile/identity is supposed to be about YOU. When you make your whole life revolve around your kids, all that really says is that you weren't much of anything before having kids.
Don't get me wrong.. I strongly believe in a sense of family and being proud of your children, but it's the people that completely lose their own identity when they have children that make me pee a little. Even if someone does get accidentally pregnant, there is always abortion, and that should bring it up to 100%
EDIT:
Abstinence is the only form of birth control that is 100%. In clinical applications, many forms of BC can be 98-99% effective, but in practical use, they are only around 92-94% effective. There is no form of birth control involving actual intercourse that is 100% effective.
And then when we tell them that, yes, there are all our kids, they ask if we know what causes that. Gee no. What causes children? I thought it was not having the proper GFIs installed in the house.
But Chewy agrees with OP. When Chewy is asked, he says things like "almost a year" or "two" or "just over two". Chewy does enough math calculating missile trajectories and blast radii to bother converting years in to months.
Sign up for a Slickdeals account to remove this ad.
And then when we tell them that, yes, there are all our kids, they ask if we know what causes that. Gee no. What causes children? I thought it was not having the proper GFIs installed in the house.
But Chewy agrees with OP. When Chewy is asked, he says things like "almost a year" or "two" or "just over two". Chewy does enough math calculating missile trajectories and blast radii to bother converting years in to months.