Chewy's Tinfoil World! I think I'm getting addicted to tattoos.

The oldest is flying to ATL and then somewhere in Montana later today. Too bad Yellowstone is closed; I know he would love that.

Why is Yellowstone closed?

too lazy to google

Perhaps, perhaps.
I'm going to end up with a full binder at this rate

Poor guy had nicks on his elbows and knees, and he couldn't hop but about 2 or 3 inches at a time. I picked him up and put him on the other side of the driveway where I never mow. I hope he made it. That had to hurt like a bitch.


Flax is great for poopin'!!!!

No money fed close shit...obama obama obama! /chewy

Yeah, furlough the park rangers, because studying the sex lives of cockroaches at NYU is so much more important a use of our tax dollars.

WASHINGTON, D.C.
–
When Obamacare's individual mandate takes effect in 2014, all Americans
who file income tax returns must complete an additional IRS tax form. The new form will require
disclosure of a taxpayer's personal identifying health information in order to determine
compliance with the Affordable Care Act's individual mandate.

As confirmed by IRS testimony to the tax-writing House Committee on Ways and Means,
"taxpayers will file their tax returns reporting their health insurance coverage, and/or making a
payment". So why will the Obama IRS require your personal identifying health information?
Simply put, there is no way for the IRS to enforce Obamacare's individual mandate without such
an invasive reporting scheme.

Every January, health insurance companies across America will send out tax documents to each insured individual.

This tax document — a copy of which will be furnished to the IRS — must contain sufficient information for taxpayers to prove that they
purchased qualifying health insurance under Obamacare.

This new tax information document must, at a minimum, contain: the name and health insurance identification number of the taxpayer; the name and tax identification number of the health
insurance company; the number of months the taxpayer was covered by this insurance plan; and whether or not the plan was purchased in one of Obamacare's "exchanges."

This will involve millions of new tax documents landing in mailboxes across America every January, along with the usual raft of W-2s, 1099s, and 1098s.
At tax time, the 140 million families who file a tax return will have to get acquainted with a brand new tax filing form.

Six million of these families will end up paying Obamacare's individual mandate non-compliance tax penalty.

As a service to the public, Americans for Tax Reform has released a projected version of this tax form to help families and tax specialists prepare for this additional filing requirement. Taxpayers
may view the projected IRS form at www.ObamacareTaxForm.com. On the form, lines 3-4 show
where taxpayers will disclose their personal health ID information.

Don't forget the R&D money that was spent on developing underwear that detects whether or not you're smoking.

On those lines: http://s3.amazonaws.com/atrfiles/...20info.pdf

The Invention:

A machine that spins pregnant women around in rapid circles, until the baby gets the idea and flies out into the net strapped across its mother's nether regions.

This isn't good news for anybody.

http://www.wbtw.com/story/2221729...-sc-island

Neither is this:

http://www.cortezjournal.com/arti...holds-line

Uhhhhh . . . .

The Richies are gonna try to wipe the poor folks out

Ouch!!!

I'm fine with going back to a hunter/gatherer society. Everyone would be in better shape.




If you were pregnant, would you let someone spin you around until the baby flew out?