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Chewy's Tinfoil World! I think I'm getting addicted to tattoos.

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05-13-2013 at 04:38 PM.
05-13-2013 at 04:38 PM.
Yeah, if I embed the photo files here, there's no META tags to trigger the WebSense, unless they block thechive.com entirely. But if I just post a link to a collection, then it's the full web-page, META tags included. There were just sooooo many good pics in that collection, I couldn't post only a few.
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05-13-2013 at 04:39 PM.
05-13-2013 at 04:39 PM.
Quote from VorlonFrog :
Yeah, if I embed the photo files here, there's no META tags to trigger the WebSense, unless they block thechive.com entirely. But if I just post a link to a collection, then it's the full web-page, META tags included. There were just sooooo many good pics in that collection, I couldn't post only a few.
I understand.
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05-13-2013 at 05:19 PM.
05-13-2013 at 05:19 PM.
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I'll just leave this here for Chewy, I'm fairly certain he'll appreciate it. Wink

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Quote from VorlonFrog :
Yeah, if I embed the photo files here, there's no META tags to trigger the WebSense, unless they block thechive.com entirely. But if I just post a link to a collection, then it's the full web-page, META tags included. There were just sooooo many good pics in that collection, I couldn't post only a few.
Iagree
I was trying to keep a list of my favorites, but I lost count laugh out loud
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05-13-2013 at 05:30 PM.
05-13-2013 at 05:30 PM.
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I was trying to keep a list of my favorites, but I lost count laugh out loud
i did the same thing! Roll
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05-13-2013 at 08:05 PM.
05-13-2013 at 08:05 PM.
So here is how tonights conversation went:

Me: I hear what you're saying about staying away from your ass, but when the heat is on . . .
Bride: Knowing you, you'd probably say "I told you not to stick any part of you up my ass", and you'd bring out a cold carrot.
Me: Baby, who would stick a cold carrot up their ass? You have to nuke that shit.
Bride: Go ahead and just shove something with no nutritional value left up my ass. Hell no!
Me: Well you said I couldn't do it. What do you want me to say when there's a prostitute in the room with a warm carrot in her hand.
Bride: I'm going to take a shower, and I will throw you out again if you try to get in with ANYTHING intended to go up my ass.
Me: I'm going to tell the lounge about this.

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Such a cute pup, and I'm glad the story has a happy ending!

Please oh please oh please, can I post that picture on Facebook? I'll just act like I found it on the internet. Such a precious picture of those puppy dawgs.

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I'll just leave this here for Chewy, I'm fairly certain he'll appreciate it. Wink

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My mama got 10 baby chicks a week or two ago!!! Yesterday I got to take a couple pictures, a video of them chirping, AND I got to hold one of them!!! Whee

I figured I would post the pictures here. I am not sure I feel like uploading the chirp chirp video or not. But they sure are cute little boogers. Girly

I named one of the babies Ninja. She's the one in front in the first picture. She's so fast you can't even see her! Ninja Roll
Dems some hot chicks.
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vviles
05-13-2013 at 08:06 PM.
05-13-2013 at 08:06 PM.
Quote from chewspam :
So here is how tonights conversation went:

Me: I hear what you're saying about staying away from your ass, but when the heat is on . . .
Bride: Knowing you, you'd probably say "I told you not to stick any part of you up my ass", and you'd bring out a cold carrot.
Me: Baby, who would stick a cold carrot up their ass? You have to nuke that shit.
Bride: Go ahead and just shove something with no nutritional value left up my ass. Hell no!
Me: Well you said I couldn't do it. What do you want me to say when there's a prostitute in the room with a warm carrot in her hand.
Bride: I'm going to take a shower, and I will throw you out again if you try to get in with ANYTHING intended to go up my ass.
Me: I'm going to tell the lounge about this.



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Dems some hot chicks.
How old is the Bride now?
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05-13-2013 at 08:19 PM.
05-13-2013 at 08:19 PM.
Quote from chewspam :
So here is how tonights conversation went:

Me: I hear what you're saying about staying away from your ass, but when the heat is on . . .
Bride: Knowing you, you'd probably say "I told you not to stick any part of you up my ass", and you'd bring out a cold carrot.
Me: Baby, who would stick a cold carrot up their ass? You have to nuke that shit.
Bride: Go ahead and just shove something with no nutritional value left up my ass. Hell no!
Me: Well you said I couldn't do it. What do you want me to say when there's a prostitute in the room with a warm carrot in her hand.
Bride: I'm going to take a shower, and I will throw you out again if you try to get in with ANYTHING intended to go up my ass.
Me: I'm going to tell the lounge about this.
Obviously that only leaves things that aren't intended to go up her ass...
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05-13-2013 at 08:23 PM.
05-13-2013 at 08:23 PM.
I had years of YukCold then one night it just slipped in and felt Cloud9 Roll
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05-13-2013 at 09:23 PM.
05-13-2013 at 09:23 PM.
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05-14-2013 at 04:08 AM.
05-14-2013 at 04:08 AM.
Quote from vviles :
How old is the Bride now?
Same age as me.
Quote from vviles :
I had years of YukCold then one night it just slipped in and felt Cloud9 Roll
I slipped once YEARS ago, and she screamed and cried. She got mad because she let me dance around 5th base the other night and was then sore the next day. Well duh! I get sore when using new muscles, too!
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VorlonFrog
05-14-2013 at 04:52 AM.
05-14-2013 at 04:52 AM.
Try something a little less imposing. Like while having a hot box lunch at the Y, let ye olde tongue slip a bit lower. Continue to dance gently around 5th base, and one day it won't be such a problem.
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05-14-2013 at 05:19 AM.
05-14-2013 at 05:19 AM.
Quote from VorlonFrog :
Try something a little less imposing. Like while having a hot box lunch at the Y, let ye olde tongue slip a bit lower. Continue to dance gently around 5th base, and one day it won't be such a problem.

Done it. Sadwalk

It's not the dancing around part she has a problem with (well she still gets uncomfortable with that). It's the dancing IN part she is vehemently apposed to.
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05-14-2013 at 05:21 AM.
05-14-2013 at 05:21 AM.
I made a thread about it, but it qualifies as tinfoil so I'm putting it here, too.

If I ever get to a place where I owe taxes at the end of the year, I'm going to submit my 1040 exactly like this response the ACLU got from the whitehouse when they inquired about the government tracking cell phones.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/1412223...A-response

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ashcampbell
05-14-2013 at 06:31 AM.
05-14-2013 at 06:31 AM.
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This Websense category is filtered: Lingerie and Swimsuit.
Good stuff the underboob! The gif at the end was a cherry on top.

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Cloud9

Iagree
I was trying to keep a list of my favorites, but I lost count laugh out loud
She was wearing a viking jersey. I assume it was AP's 28.

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I slipped once YEARS ago, and she screamed and cried. She got mad because she let me dance around 5th base the other night and was then sore the next day. Well duh! I get sore when using new muscles, too!
hah. Similar situation with a girl I was dating. We were all drunk and oops I rammed that like a mac truck. I think she about hit the ceiling. ahhh good times good times.

Quote from VorlonFrog :
Try something a little less imposing. Like while having a hot box lunch at the Y, let ye olde tongue slip a bit lower. Continue to dance gently around 5th base, and one day it won't be such a problem.
Screw that. Pull out the Shocker!
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05-14-2013 at 06:35 AM.
05-14-2013 at 06:35 AM.
Quote from chewspam :
I made a thread about it, but it qualifies as tinfoil so I'm putting it here, too.

If I ever get to a place where I owe taxes at the end of the year, I'm going to submit my 1040 exactly like this response the ACLU got from the whitehouse when they inquired about the government tracking cell phones.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/1412223...A-response
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Quote from ashcampbell :
She was wearing a viking jersey. I assume it was AP's 28.
I don't remember any Vikings jersey. I remember some Chive shirts and a Batman shirt.
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