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October 16, 2010 at
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Hi all,
I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.
Everyone is welcome!
I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.
This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.
So, I hope it catches on !
So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !
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I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.
Everyone is welcome!
I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.
This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.
So, I hope it catches on !
So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !
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My mother was in labor and sent my father to get the Dr. (This is on Bell Island, NF. Time warp) and we were known to be pranksters, The Dr. just said "be there shortly". After the third time, and after my mother screaming at my Dad, He grabbed the Dr. by the neck with a look of insanity. The Dr. delivered my brother.
Almost done.
A few years ago my Mother called my brother pretending to be from Campbell's soup and said " If you can sing the entire jingle you will win a whole year of soup and $500".
The spinster that he was couldn't hold back and began to sing. When he finished and asked, "well, now what?". Mom just laughed and said, " April fools." He hung up and did not talk to Mom for a month.
Naturally we would alway's go Mm, Mm, Good after that, and the fight was on.
Thanks all for being there, now off for some quiet time. See Ya's
Happy Birthday Douglas. 4/01/53-1/12/12
My mother was in labor and sent my father to get the Dr. (This is on Bell Island, NF. Time warp) and we were known to be pranksters, The Dr. just said "be there shortly". After the third time, and after my mother screaming at my Dad, He grabbed the Dr. by the neck with a look of insanity. The Dr. delivered my brother.
Almost done.
A few years ago my Mother called my brother pretending to be from Campbell's soup and said " If you can sing the entire jingle you will win a whole year of soup and $500".
The spinster that he was couldn't hold back and began to sing. When he finished and asked, "well, now what?". Mom just laughed and said, " April fools." He hung up and did not talk to Mom for a month.
Naturally we would alway's go Mm, Mm, Good after that, and the fight was on.
Thanks all for being there, now off for some quiet time. See Ya's
Happy Birthday Douglas. 4/01/53-1/12/12
gm sweet fireboy
My mother was in labor and sent my father to get the Dr. (This is on Bell Island, NF. Time warp) and we were known to be pranksters, The Dr. just said "be there shortly". After the third time, and after my mother screaming at my Dad, He grabbed the Dr. by the neck with a look of insanity. The Dr. delivered my brother.
Almost done.
A few years ago my Mother called my brother pretending to be from Campbell's soup and said " If you can sing the entire jingle you will win a whole year of soup and $500".
The spinster that he was couldn't hold back and began to sing. When he finished and asked, "well, now what?". Mom just laughed and said, " April fools." He hung up and did not talk to Mom for a month.
Naturally we would alway's go Mm, Mm, Good after that, and the fight was on.
Thanks all for being there, now off for some quiet time. See Ya's
Happy Birthday Douglas. 4/01/53-1/12/12
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My mother was in labor and sent my father to get the Dr. (This is on Bell Island, NF. Time warp) and we were known to be pranksters, The Dr. just said "be there shortly". After the third time, and after my mother screaming at my Dad, He grabbed the Dr. by the neck with a look of insanity. The Dr. delivered my brother.
Almost done.
A few years ago my Mother called my brother pretending to be from Campbell's soup and said " If you can sing the entire jingle you will win a whole year of soup and $500".
The spinster that he was couldn't hold back and began to sing. When he finished and asked, "well, now what?". Mom just laughed and said, " April fools." He hung up and did not talk to Mom for a month.
Naturally we would alway's go Mm, Mm, Good after that, and the fight was on.
Thanks all for being there, now off for some quiet time. See Ya's
Happy Birthday Douglas. 4/01/53-1/12/12
My mother was in labor and sent my father to get the Dr. (This is on Bell Island, NF. Time warp) and we were known to be pranksters, The Dr. just said "be there shortly". After the third time, and after my mother screaming at my Dad, He grabbed the Dr. by the neck with a look of insanity. The Dr. delivered my brother.
Almost done.
A few years ago my Mother called my brother pretending to be from Campbell's soup and said " If you can sing the entire jingle you will win a whole year of soup and $500".
The spinster that he was couldn't hold back and began to sing. When he finished and asked, "well, now what?". Mom just laughed and said, " April fools." He hung up and did not talk to Mom for a month.
Naturally we would alway's go Mm, Mm, Good after that, and the fight was on.
Thanks all for being there, now off for some quiet time. See Ya's
Happy Birthday Douglas. 4/01/53-1/12/12
Good Memories....they help
ok kids.. start listin the "Must See" fllicks.. so I can build up my queue ..
My mother was in labor and sent my father to get the Dr. (This is on Bell Island, NF. Time warp) and we were known to be pranksters, The Dr. just said "be there shortly". After the third time, and after my mother screaming at my Dad, He grabbed the Dr. by the neck with a look of insanity. The Dr. delivered my brother.
Almost done.
A few years ago my Mother called my brother pretending to be from Campbell's soup and said " If you can sing the entire jingle you will win a whole year of soup and $500".
The spinster that he was couldn't hold back and began to sing. When he finished and asked, "well, now what?". Mom just laughed and said, " April fools." He hung up and did not talk to Mom for a month.
Naturally we would alway's go Mm, Mm, Good after that, and the fight was on.
Thanks all for being there, now off for some quiet time. See Ya's
Happy Birthday Douglas. 4/01/53-1/12/12
I clicked on a few other quotes that didn't show up here but can't remember which! CCG! Don't leave us hanging! How'd you get your bf for AF's? Oh, wait, maybe sharing is not necessary.
Good AM to all!
ahaha! Are you sure that you're not Irish? Happy Birthday, Douglas! Hugs to you and your family FB.
Drive was crazy! Def not a typical Ryan Gosling movie. Did you check out Winter's Bone?
I clicked on a few other quotes that didn't show up here but can't remember which! CCG! Don't leave us hanging! How'd you get your bf for AF's? Oh, wait, maybe sharing is not necessary.
Good AM to all!
and I too am waiting for CCG to finish the story..
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