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228 92 October 16, 2010 at 01:35 PM
Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

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04-01-2012 at 12:46 PM.
04-01-2012 at 12:46 PM.
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thx Jak ..

ya forgot the saran wrap under the toilet seat and clear nail polish on the bar of soap.. and I did not see one reference to fake dog poo.. perhaps in the cereal?

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thx mcmaria Smilie

thx jules

sahhhhweat deal!! sounds like a nice evening nod

lol.. made ya look! Stick Out Tongue
was it one of my words?
You will soon find your new pal CCG

Now that's a milestone.. Congrat Wishalot..Applause be proud!..at least it is still there for you..Happy Pre Birthday to you!

thx BoydS ..

thx Racegirl..
Got my sister witht he fake people poop!!!! I put it on the floor by the toilet and she started freaking out!!!!
A good one is to seran wrap the toilet, make it saggy and put a dolls head in there!!. Made a fake scare crow in the back yard and leaned it up against the lilac bush and my mom called to tell me someone was standing in our yard!!!! I told her it was her stalker that always wants her to help him and she came over to run him off. Scary part was she brought her Dessert Eagle!!!!! thats a big gun!!!! DONT PRANK THE CRAZY LADY!!!!!!!! EEK!
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04-01-2012 at 12:47 PM.
04-01-2012 at 12:47 PM.
Quote from Vegas123 :
Cindy, Do you have a problem with the Chipmunks and your strawberries....any clues for those little baXtards?
I aint Cindy but..my mom use to use cheese cloth to cover em.. and mothballs.. and of course there is always coyote pee..my neighbor use to burry old pop bottles and leave the neck of the bottle exposed.. said the wind across it made noise and kept rabbits away.Dontknow

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Got my sister witht he fake people poop!!!! I put it on the floor by the toilet and she started freaking out!!!!
A good one is to seran wrap the toilet, make it saggy and put a dolls head in there!!. Made a fake scare crow in the back yard and leaned it up against the lilac bush and my mom called to tell me someone was standing in our yard!!!! I told her it was her stalker that always wants her to help him and she came over to run him off. Scary part was she brought her Dessert Eagle!!!!! thats a big gun!!!! DONT PRANK THE CRAZY LADY!!!!!!!! EEK!
there ya go.. as long as poo was in there somewhere..
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04-01-2012 at 12:50 PM.
04-01-2012 at 12:50 PM.
Quote from Angiex57 :
I aint Cindy but..my mom use to use cheese cloth to cover em.. and mothballs.. and of course there is always coyote pee..my neighbor use to burry old pop bottles and leave the neck of the bottle exposed.. said the wind across it made noise and kept rabbits away.Dontknow


there ya go.. as long as poo was in there somewhere..
Put it on the floor and called Zena over and asked her what it was. She looked at Jordyn and ran into her dog house!!!! LMAO

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Okay, it's official. I'm legally old, but I don't think I look or feel old except when I first get up in the morning. Plus, I'm not as limber as I once was, doing flips and kips and cartwheels. The only time I really know I'm up there is when I'm around my peers, some of whom aren't aging very well. But today marks my first day on Medicare. Guess I better go get my new insurance cards out of the folder and put them in my wallet. This is no April Fools joke.
Oooh yes it is!!! One of Mother Natures cruelest next to " you cant have no more kids but lets just keep up this monthly thing for a few more decades!!!!! Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
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123veas
04-01-2012 at 12:52 PM.
04-01-2012 at 12:52 PM.
Quote from Angiex57 :
I aint Cindy but..my mom use to use cheese cloth to cover em.. and mothballs.. and of course there is always coyote pee..my neighbor use to burry old pop bottles and leave the neck of the bottle exposed.. said the wind across it made noise and kept rabbits away.Dontknow


there ya go.. as long as poo was in there somewhere..
Well, really I meant everybody.. CW was the one I remembered who has strawberries.

Used wire around last year, but of course was a pain to pick em. The pop bottles is interesting...I'll skip the coyote pee
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04-01-2012 at 12:56 PM.
04-01-2012 at 12:56 PM.
Quote from Vegas123 :
Well, really I meant everybody.. CW was the one I remembered who has strawberries.

Used wire around last year, but of course was a pain to pick em. The pop bottles is interesting...I'll skip the coyote pee
I dont blame ya on the coyote pee.. it's nastyyyyy.. I had a pal that use hair clippings.. he would collected it from local salons or barbers..anything with a human or predator scent..
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04-01-2012 at 12:59 PM.
04-01-2012 at 12:59 PM.
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You've outlasted so many and actually get to collect Medicare. I'm proud of you, woman !! worship Enjoy using the benefits you've paid for lo these many years.
Thank you. I'm glad to be where I'm at right now. Like looking forward. I retired at 63 because I didn't need the extra stress and I was ready to start being my own boss (although my hub tries to tell me what to do every now and again). Also, lots of people younger than me were in the obits.
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04-01-2012 at 01:00 PM.
04-01-2012 at 01:00 PM.
omg..lol Softlips promo'd a new flavor of lip gloss called "Cheesburger" on their FB page.. I'll assume it is an April Fools gig.. but some of the comments are a hoot..
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04-01-2012 at 01:06 PM.
04-01-2012 at 01:06 PM.
Quote from Vegas123 :
Cindy, Do you have a problem with the Chipmunks and your strawberries....any clues for those little baXtards?
Dogs!!!!!! laugh out loud
No problems cause I have no chipmunks but I do have squirrels. Not in the back yard!!!! Theres a light weight mesh you can get that lets them grow and keeps them protected from birds and varmints. Growing them as close to the house as possible helps too. Crazy old lady next doors cat is in the front yard and chases squirrels. Had to plant them in the front cause Zena loves strawberries. My grandma used to have them in her garden and some escaped and went wild so they grow in the grass. Zena can have those. Lowes should have some. You can also get a motion sensor frog or cat so when they get near it it goes off and scares them. We tried that to keep Mikie off the wall by the house but he killed the froggy!!! laugh out loud
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04-01-2012 at 01:10 PM.
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Quote from Vegas123 :
Well, really I meant everybody.. CW was the one I remembered who has strawberries.

Used wire around last year, but of course was a pain to pick em. The pop bottles is interesting...I'll skip the coyote pee
Can also take aluminum pie pans and string them along to where they touch and when the wind blows. Or just get a wind chime
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04-01-2012 at 01:14 PM.
04-01-2012 at 01:14 PM.
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omg..lol Softlips promo'd a new flavor of lip gloss called "Cheesburger" on their FB page.. I'll assume it is an April Fools gig.. but some of the comments are a hoot..
HEY BATTY. Red Robin AND sexy lips all in one.
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04-01-2012 at 01:18 PM.
04-01-2012 at 01:18 PM.
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Dogs!!!!!! laugh out loud
No problems cause I have no chipmunks but I do have squirrels. Not in the back yard!!!! Theres a light weight mesh you can get that lets them grow and keeps them protected from birds and varmints. Growing them as close to the house as possible helps too. Crazy old lady next doors cat is in the front yard and chases squirrels. Had to plant them in the front cause Zena loves strawberries. My grandma used to have them in her garden and some escaped and went wild so they grow in the grass. Zena can have those. Lowes should have some. You can also get a motion sensor frog or cat so when they get near it it goes off and scares them. We tried that to keep Mikie off the wall by the house but he killed the froggy!!! laugh out loud
Bless his little feline heart. nod
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04-01-2012 at 01:20 PM.
04-01-2012 at 01:20 PM.
Quote from cwhetme :
Dogs!!!!!! laugh out loud
No problems cause I have no chipmunks but I do have squirrels. Not in the back yard!!!! Theres a light weight mesh you can get that lets them grow and keeps them protected from birds and varmints. Growing them as close to the house as possible helps too. Crazy old lady next doors cat is in the front yard and chases squirrels. Had to plant them in the front cause Zena loves strawberries. My grandma used to have them in her garden and some escaped and went wild so they grow in the grass. Zena can have those. Lowes should have some. You can also get a motion sensor frog or cat so when they get near it it goes off and scares them. We tried that to keep Mikie off the wall by the house but he killed the froggy!!! laugh out loud
Quote from cwhetme :
Can also take aluminum pie pans and string them along to where they touch and when the wind blows. Or just get a wind chime
Thanks, I do have some mesh I can try this year....I do have them real close to the house, and that little baxtard sits on the cement that the light pole is in, and eats a strawberry as he Teehee at me cause I'm staring at him out the kitchen door....he leaves me a little pile of half eaten berries just to keep me fired up.......
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04-01-2012 at 01:21 PM.
04-01-2012 at 01:21 PM.
Quote from Vegas123 :
Cindy, Do you have a problem with the Chipmunks and your strawberries....any clues for those little baXtards?
Buy a cheap bottle of hot pepper sauce, mix with some water, veg oil, and dish soap. Make it thin enough to put in a spray bottle to spray on and around your plants
Quote from Angiex57 :
I aint Cindy but..my mom use to use cheese cloth to cover em.. and mothballs.. and of course there is always coyote pee..my neighbor use to burry old pop bottles and leave the neck of the bottle exposed.. said the wind across it made noise and kept rabbits away.Dontknow
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Moth balls == Benzene/Napthalene Bad news ! I wouldn't use them anywhere around anything I wouild be eatingshake headshake head
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04-01-2012 at 01:21 PM.
04-01-2012 at 01:21 PM.
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Well?? did any of our MD ffers win the big lotto? belle??? popp??woot

Crazy lazy day...didnt wake up until 11 am and have only done laundryEEK!
and now bf is taking a nap before the bball playoffslaugh out loud

got a robitussin winter hat today in the mail and a mixed drink shaker delivered yesterday ...guess im ready for a hot toddy...hahaha
Big wins everyonewave
Hi there. Didn't get a chance to get on yesterday. Out of 3 tickets I didn't have 1 number! I hope someone who needs it won. 1 in KS, 1 in Ill, and 1 in MD split 640 million. Dang! Popp that was a really good April Fools joke, but I would have hurt you for that oneLMAOLMAO
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04-01-2012 at 01:28 PM.
04-01-2012 at 01:28 PM.
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Buy a cheap bottle of hot pepper sauce, mix with some water, veg oil, and dish soap. Make it thin enough to put in a spray bottle to spray on and around your plants

Moth balls == Benzene/Napthalene Bad news ! I wouldn't use them anywhere around anything I wouild be eatingshake headshake head
Thank ya, Sprokitz, I'll give that a try! Believe I have heard something about it before but never tried it.
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