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October 16, 2010 at
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Hi all,
I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.
Everyone is welcome!
I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.
This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.
So, I hope it catches on !
So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !
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I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.
Everyone is welcome!
I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.
This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.
So, I hope it catches on !
So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !
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I'm going to sit outside in the sun for awhile.
first place I went today when I signed on and i assumed I did not win so I did not feel too badly. But, I do think you are correct. Something smells funny, really does. Everyone agree?
I'm going to sit outside in the sun for awhile.
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Not a complete waste...a number of winners in Round 1 and lucky me in Round 2. But I agree about the seeming randomness of the winners of the last two.
I don't know how much Camel has to do with their facebook page. If you scroll down to the bottom, Sprok is listed as one of the 1 K winners in Round 1.
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I am so happy that you're being taken care of! Now we have to find me a new DR! I cannot stand mine!
K, I'm back to (pretending to) work!
Don't know what happened there ^ but that was to Sly!
OH! CW! You'll have mail as soon as someone comes over & takes it to the PO. Afraid I don't like you enough to walk.
Mailman dont come to your house??? Is he that afraid of you??? Do you have your duct tape kit by the door or something???
No problems. Get to it when you get to it!
Thursday, April 12, 2012 4:57 PM
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Thursday, April 12, 2012 4:57 PM
Congratulations! We are delighted to inform you that you have been selected as a potential Contest Winner in The USA Gold Win Gold Contest! As long as you are eligible in accordance with the Official Rules (see attached) and return your completed Affidavit in a timely manner, you have won the following:
Your choice of one (1) of the following: Option 1: $10,000 awarded in the form of a check, or Option 2: (1) Gold Bar valued at $10,000. Approximate Retail Value: $10,000.00.
To verify your eligibility and begin prize coordination, please read and complete the attached Affidavit of Eligibility & Publicity Release carefully. Your Affidavit must be signed in the presence of a notary public (who is often available in a bank at no charge). The notary will complete the acknowledgement by signing his/her name and affixing his/her notary stamp.
So that your entry is not disqualified, please return your completed Affidavit via fax (203-546-5005) no later than 5:00 pm ET on Thursday, April 19, 2012. If you have any questions, please contact me at toll-free at (877) 477-8462 x235 or [email protected].
On behalf of everyone at Commonwealth-Altadis, Inc., thank you for participating in the The USA Gold Win Gold Contest!
Sincerely,
Megan Garguilo
Project Support Team/Inmar
SYLVIA:
Hi! Wanda.
WANDA:
Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
SYLVIA:
I froze to death.
WANDA:
How horrible!
SYLVIA:
It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,
and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
WANDA:
I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected that my husband was cheating,
so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself
in the den watching TV.
SYLVIA:
So, what happened?
WANDA:
I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running
all over the house looking. I ran up into
the attic and searched, and down into the
basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up
until I had looked everywhere, and finally
I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died.
SYLVIA:
Too bad you didn't look in the freezer
---we'd both still be alive.
Thursday, April 12, 2012 4:57 PM
Congratulations! We are delighted to inform you that you have been selected as a potential Contest Winner in The USA Gold Win Gold Contest! As long as you are eligible in accordance with the Official Rules (see attached) and return your completed Affidavit in a timely manner, you have won the following:
Your choice of one (1) of the following: Option 1: $10,000 awarded in the form of a check, or Option 2: (1) Gold Bar valued at $10,000. Approximate Retail Value: $10,000.00.
To verify your eligibility and begin prize coordination, please read and complete the attached Affidavit of Eligibility & Publicity Release carefully. Your Affidavit must be signed in the presence of a notary public (who is often available in a bank at no charge). The notary will complete the acknowledgement by signing his/her name and affixing his/her notary stamp.
So that your entry is not disqualified, please return your completed Affidavit via fax (203-546-5005) no later than 5:00 pm ET on Thursday, April 19, 2012. If you have any questions, please contact me at toll-free at (877) 477-8462 x235 or [email protected].
On behalf of everyone at Commonwealth-Altadis, Inc., thank you for participating in the The USA Gold Win Gold Contest!
Sincerely,
Megan Garguilo
Project Support Team/Inmar
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Some of the comments are priceless LMAO
Right?? That made my pathetic day!
K, I'm back to (pretending to) work!
Don't know what happened there ^ but that was to Sly!
OH! CW! You'll have mail as soon as someone comes over & takes it to the PO. Afraid I don't like you enough to walk.
No problems. Get to it when you get to it![/QUOTE]
Congrats
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