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RETIRED Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

228 92 October 16, 2010 at 01:35 PM
Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

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Sprokitz
05-07-2012 at 10:17 AM.
05-07-2012 at 10:17 AM.
Quote from Jakava :
Oh yeah - you are arent ya?? ROFL you have been very patient too hug
yeah,,, where's the pictures of this drunken debauchery ?
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Jakava
05-07-2012 at 10:20 AM.
05-07-2012 at 10:20 AM.
Quote from Sprokitz :
yeah,,, where's the pictures of this drunken debauchery ?
LMAO How would I know? I was drunk LMAOO Im hoping not on youtube or FB shake head
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secretbatline
05-07-2012 at 10:21 AM.
05-07-2012 at 10:21 AM.
Quote from Jakava :
Oh yeah - you are arent ya?? ROFL you have been very patient too hug
Not really. I've just been spending time f'n w/Ford. Now it's your turn. Big Grin

If someone would be so kind as to stop by and peel me off the ceiling, I want to clean something! Really enjoying the 5 Hour! Whee Whee Whee
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kvilla
05-07-2012 at 10:21 AM.
05-07-2012 at 10:21 AM.
Quote from Sprokitz :
yeah,,, where's the pictures of this drunken debauchery ?
Enquiring minds want to know...LMAO LMAO
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secretbatline
05-07-2012 at 10:24 AM.
05-07-2012 at 10:24 AM.
Quote from Sprokitz :
yeah,,, where's the pictures of this drunken debauchery ?
Give me a hug, Sproky. I need to go run around the house a few times.http://youtu.be/DM64Y8ndyG4
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julesp29
05-07-2012 at 10:24 AM.
05-07-2012 at 10:24 AM.
Win free haircuts for a year. Not sure if one time entry or daily didn't see it in the rules.

http://www.greatclips.com/promoti...for-a-year
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Dabble-Inn
05-07-2012 at 10:26 AM.
05-07-2012 at 10:26 AM.
Quote from secretbatline :
Not really. I've just been spending time f'n w/Ford. Now it's your turn. Big Grin

If someone would be so kind as to stop by and peel me off the ceiling, I want to clean something! Really enjoying the 5 Hour! Whee Whee Whee
I could bring over my Clock:bounce
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jemeredith
05-07-2012 at 10:27 AM.
05-07-2012 at 10:27 AM.
Quote from kvilla :
wave Hi SBL! I was wondering where you've been! Good to see you Smilie

LMAO LMAO That would probably work well, but I'll have to borrow the neighbors cat laugh out loud


Congrats! Isn't that contest from a long time ago? Winners still happening?
Thanks! I think it was quite a while ago.
Quote from Dabble-Inn :
Nice win, I didn't know they were still giving them out. Can ya submit your own picture?
Thanks, and I have no clue as to how to make it.
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Congrat's...Smilie
Thank You!
Quote from Gary123X :
congrats I got the same email:

Dear Gary:

Congratulations! You are a potential Third Prize Winner in the Wonka Free Ride Sweepstakes ("Promotion").

The prize is a long board skateboard where the deck can be customized with your choice of either select graphics or your own design utilizing WONKA-inspired graphics available from Sponsors design tool. The Approximate Retail Value is $250.


others have won this and had trouble
any advise would be helpful
Thanks, and congrats to you. I didn't get the affidavit thingy, did you?
Quote from Jakava :
Congrats Smilie Make it cool, I smell EBAY LMAOO
Thanks Jak!!
Quote from secretbatline :
Yeah...that was a great idea for a minute. Now all my belongings are in the yard and my cat is pizzzed! Wish I'd read to the end first. Dang this 5 Hour Energy Shot!!

Congrats! If that is still going on, I want in! Got a link?

Thank you! Good to see you, too! Face facts, honey. You will never be rid of me. Big Grin Like a bad penney, I am. nod
Thanks, and I think it ended quite a while ago.
Quote from Sprokitz :
Congrats, this is what I did.... was quick and I think it looks good
Thanks. Yours is cool, but they didn't send any instructions, or even the paperwork that has to be filled out.
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Sprokitz
05-07-2012 at 10:28 AM.
05-07-2012 at 10:28 AM.
Quote from secretbatline :
Give me a hug, Sproky. I need to go run around the house a few times.http://youtu.be/DM64Y8ndyG4
hug
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secretbatline
05-07-2012 at 10:30 AM.
05-07-2012 at 10:30 AM.
Quote from Dabble-Inn :
I could bring over my Clock:bounce
Sounds delightful! I do believe we've 'synchronized our watches' once before. Cool

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hug
Thank you. I'm all better now. I shall return! Blowkiss
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Sprokitz
05-07-2012 at 10:32 AM.
05-07-2012 at 10:32 AM.
Quote from jemeredith :
Thanks! I think it was quite a while ago.

Thanks, and I have no clue as to how to make it.

Thank You!

Thanks, and congrats to you. I didn't get the affidavit thingy, did you?

Thanks Jak!!

Thanks, and I think it ended quite a while ago.

Thanks. Yours is cool, but they didn't send any instructions, or even the paperwork that has to be filled out.
I got the paperwork in an email, after you send it back and they get it you'll be able to design your board.... oh, if you don't like what you come up with you can backtrack and start over
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123veas
05-07-2012 at 10:37 AM.
05-07-2012 at 10:37 AM.
Quote from secretbatline :
Uh huh...thought you guys could give me the slip, eh? Welp, I managed to finish off the Ford contest as a Newbie and the entire Marlboro thing w/nada, nothing, zip. It ain't easy being me!
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I did, however, have a righteous mail day! ProForce cleaning stuff from Sam's club & 5 hour energy!! Whee Whee I'll be cleaning something today! I love this stuff too much (think there might be a crackhead inside me dying to get out)!

Oh...and a slap in the face from Alice. got a Stella Artois 'Black Card' w/the Member's Handbook and everything! Biotch wouldn't give me a glass but I got a Membership card!
Oh! Hi everybody! How are you? Big Grin
Good to see ya Newbie! I ended a Greenhorn

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Subject: HOW TO CLEAN A TOILET BOWL !

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds.Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times.This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse.'
6. Have someone open the front door of your home.Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,And run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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Dear Jane:

Congratulations! You are a potential Third Prize Winner in the Wonka Free Ride Sweepstakes ("Promotion").

The prize is a long board skateboard where the deck can be customized with your choice of either select graphics or your own design utilizing WONKA-inspired graphics available from Sponsors design tool. The Approximate Retail Value is $250.

Now I have to design it? LMAO Oh well, a win is a win!
Congrats Jem, have fun designing!
Quote from Gary123X :
congrats I got the same email:

Dear Gary:

Congratulations! You are a potential Third Prize Winner in the Wonka Free Ride Sweepstakes ("Promotion").

The prize is a long board skateboard where the deck can be customized with your choice of either select graphics or your own design utilizing WONKA-inspired graphics available from Sponsors design tool. The Approximate Retail Value is $250.


others have won this and had trouble
any advise would be helpful
Congrats, I didn't design my own, took their design.

Quote from Gary123X :
I don't recall it being recent
I think I might have been to 1st one to get a notice of a win on the Wonka, Had to search my post cause I don't keep emails after I've gotten the prize. I posted on Oct 31st,2011 that I had won.
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Sprokitz
05-07-2012 at 10:38 AM.
05-07-2012 at 10:38 AM.
Quote from Jakava :
LMAO How would I know? I was drunk LMAOO Im hoping not on youtube or FB shake head
That's the best time to take pics ! oh ! you have videos too ?? woot
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Dabble-Inn
05-07-2012 at 10:44 AM.
05-07-2012 at 10:44 AM.
Quote from secretbatline :
Sounds delightful! I do believe we've 'synchronized our watches' once before. Cool


Thank you. I'm all better now. I shall return! Blowkiss
Hence, The reason you be cleaning the ceiling now LMAOO
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123veas
05-07-2012 at 10:47 AM.
05-07-2012 at 10:47 AM.
Where's Blondeey? I know a message was sent, hope she's here soon. I miss her when I don't see her often!
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