RETIRED Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

For now Im using the weed and feed. Need to kill the nasty stuff before I can plant the good stuff! Cant seem to kill the winter creeper though. That stuff is hardy!! Looks pretty but takes over everything and chokes it out! Dont want it in the grass but it would look nice climbing a wall

Dont know how many times you can be used! This is a new way for me but my email is yahoo.com if anyone needs

I think if you go to the wall(timeline) that's where you like and share......

Why I'm Divorced

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone
' Happy Birthday.'

I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the
kids.... they will remember.

My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and
didn't say a word. So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and
somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my handsome boss Rick, said,
'Good morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little
better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door
and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your
birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'

I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've
heard all day. Let's go!'

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally
would go. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had
two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day...we don't need to go straight back to the
office, do we?'
I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'

He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the
corner.'

After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said,
'If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a
moment. I'll be right back.'

'Ok.' I nervously replied.

He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes,
he came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband, my
kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy
Birthday'.

And I just sat there....


on the couch....

naked.

Single entry... FB Backup drive... hope my link works

https://www.facebook.com/seagate?...rom-16slgm

Thank you Sporkie. It works ok.

Single entry... FB Backup drive... hope my link works

https://www.facebook.com/seagate?...rom-16slgm

Cafe Escapes giveaway is up: http://www.facebook.com/CafeEscapes

Cafe escapes just went live... not loading
https://www.facebook.com/CafeEsca...0004781931

Jammed as usual, but I had three tabs opened, kept refreshing all of them and finally got through. You know what's funny? I don't have a clue what I got. I think it's something vanilla, but I don't know how many. Actually, that's NOT funny. It's kind of sad when I think about it. I'll just take anything and everything and know that someone will be able to use it when it arrives.

WOOHOO. My kinda contest. Next we're gonna take the vote away from you girls.

Yup, I had dup tabs refreshing in IE and Chrome... finally got vanilla coffee in Chrome

Did it say how many cups we're getting?

I didn't notice anything about how many... usually there's 4 k-cups in the freebie samples

Says I already got it but I didnt!!!