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RETIRED Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

228 92 October 16, 2010 at 01:35 PM
Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

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06-27-2012 at 11:30 AM.
06-27-2012 at 11:30 AM.
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He was really good at that, how funny (when it's not my dog and frig I can laugh) laugh out loud I don't have that problem, mine just makes big holes in wooden doors (and looks like that dog). Thanks for sharing Smilie
Wow that's not good shake head
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LMAO I had a dog that would fetch cans of beer from the fridge for me,, but after 3 or so, if he didn't get some.... he would fetch his own and bite down on it to puncture the can ! LMAO
TFF LMAO
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06-27-2012 at 11:30 AM.
06-27-2012 at 11:30 AM.
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Congrats Smilie

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06-27-2012 at 11:33 AM.
06-27-2012 at 11:33 AM.
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Talked to my dad. Everywhere around them got hit except for them! Came up to 5 blocks from them and the damage stopped so they got lucky! Store is OK but everyone is taking in their watches to get fixed because they got wet or broke so hes really busy today! You'd think if they were to make a $5000 watch they would make it water proof!!! He got in a lot of wet clocks too. He mostly fixes watches but he likes to fix clocks. When I was growing up he would bring them home so he can make sure they are working good before he gives them back so we always had 10 - 20 clocks around. Used to love when they would all start chiming!!!
Glad to hear all is safe with him Smilie
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GoldieRocks
06-27-2012 at 11:35 AM.
06-27-2012 at 11:35 AM.
Speaking of Animals and alcohol,a nurse told me the other day that the antidote for antifreeze was whiskey.
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Sprokitz
06-27-2012 at 11:37 AM.
06-27-2012 at 11:37 AM.
Quote from GoldieRocks :
Speaking of Animals and alcohol,a nurse told me the other day that the antidote for antifreeze was whiskey.
Does that work the other way ?Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
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Jakava
06-27-2012 at 11:39 AM.
06-27-2012 at 11:39 AM.
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Thx,, 2 more and I could get a bucket meal

Big Grin For 2 years the dog I have now thought his name was "bad dog"LMAO
ROFLMAOOOOO You can talk about my burn barrel all ya want nod but I do have plates, and dont eat my meals out of a dingdang bucket Wink
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06-27-2012 at 11:41 AM.
06-27-2012 at 11:41 AM.
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Does that work the other way ?Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
I don't know Roll Eyes (Sarcastic) laugh out loud
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06-27-2012 at 11:44 AM.
06-27-2012 at 11:44 AM.
Well I better go try out the new cleaning outfit Rofl2 wave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4YoptJDI30
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06-27-2012 at 11:45 AM.
06-27-2012 at 11:45 AM.
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Thanks Vegas123, I had to take a side trip this pass weekend to the local hospital. seems one of my plumbing pipes in the heart clogged and they cleaned her out and stuck in one of those slingy do-jobbers ( stent ).... took them two freaking days to figure out what my problem was ! every test they did came back showing nothing... the only reason I went was because I thought it was indigestion and reflux and my preacid seem not to be working... never did feel bad, and I still don't... they told I didn't have a Heart attack, it was just warning signs, that one was on the horizon, so there was no damage to the heart, thank god !
jelee. Glad to hear that they fixed your plumbing without any side effects or permanent damage. Indigestion, reflux, exhaustion, breathing trouble, heart can all be one or the other problems. At least you went in for something and found the problem without being sent home and having to come back. Still frustrating for you.Try to relax and take it easy.
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06-27-2012 at 11:46 AM.
06-27-2012 at 11:46 AM.
Quote from GoldieRocks :
Well I better go try out the new cleaning outfit Rofl2 wave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4YoptJDI30
LMAO I hope it works for ya, Let me know Big Grin

Gone Fishin for a while BBL until then HAGO and WIN Smilie
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cwhetme
06-27-2012 at 11:49 AM.
06-27-2012 at 11:49 AM.
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Glad to hear all is safe with him Smilie
Me too. As usual he was glad it was over.He says I know more about whats going on than he does. He doesnt keep up on it because he figure what will happen will happen, no use fretting over it until it does happen. Then just deal with it as it comes and do your best. He wont evacuate cause he doesn't want looters but hes scared to get out. He has to use crutches and fears if something happens he cant get out of it. A crowd will trample him and he can swim but has so much metal in him he sinks real bad ( metal hips and rods in legs and ankles) Wont go through TSA either because he sets it off and they have to do strip search. Told him he should go through the new X-ray ones so they understand he has alot of metal but hes afraid a woman might see. When he has to travel for his yearly classes to keep current on new watch technology he goes in 2 hours early and takes his X-Rays and asks to see someone since he know he'll fail the detector. He has to have special seating anyway because his legs dont bend and they are always so nice to help him. He gets a tram ride to the plane and they give him a ride between connecting flights. They call ahead so its all ready for him
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06-27-2012 at 11:49 AM.
06-27-2012 at 11:49 AM.
Quote from Jakava :
ROFLMAOOOOO You can talk about my burn barrel all ya want nod but I do have plates, and dont eat my meals out of a dingdang bucket Wink
I'm not talking about the jak-shack buckets you're used toLMAO
I'm talkin bout a KFC bucket
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06-27-2012 at 11:50 AM.
06-27-2012 at 11:50 AM.
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I always complain about the heat but at least it's not as hot as it is in Colorado Springs.OMG
Yeah, feel real sorry for those people! My yard wont burn because I forgot the sprinkler on all night!!! Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
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06-27-2012 at 11:57 AM.
06-27-2012 at 11:57 AM.
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Thanks Vegas123, I had to take a side trip this pass weekend to the local hospital. seems one of my plumbing pipes in the heart clogged and they cleaned her out and stuck in one of those slingy do-jobbers ( stent ).... took them two freaking days to figure out what my problem was ! every test they did came back showing nothing... the only reason I went was because I thought it was indigestion and reflux and my preacid seem not to be working... never did feel bad, and I still don't... they told I didn't have a Heart attack, it was just warning signs, that one was on the horizon, so there was no damage to the heart, thank god !
Glad you caught it in time. If they inserted it in your leg be careful not to bump that area too much. A friend of mine had that done and over did himself and it ruptured the vein. It swelled up bigger than his head and they had to tourniquet it. Said that hurt worse. Just be careful with it for a while and I hope your feeling better
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06-27-2012 at 12:09 PM.
06-27-2012 at 12:09 PM.
Quote from GoldieRocks :
Speaking of Animals and alcohol,a nurse told me the other day that the antidote for antifreeze was whiskey.
Yep! Son was 8 yrs old and came home from school, saw a gallon of blue stuff in a milk jug with a polar bear on it and thought I bought him some of that stuff from Coca Cola. It wasnt! It was antifreeze in a milk jug with a polar bear on it!!! I had just bought it from Walmart! He chugged it before he realized it was nasty! rushed him to the hospital so they could pump his stomach (1st of 5 times!! ) They said the cure for the ethanol poisoning was a shot of whiskey!! He asked if he could have the good stuff cause he wanted his first taste of alcohol to not be the icky stuff! Big Grin It saved him from being blind!!! He smelled like a smokey Joe BBQ for a few days though!!! Had his stomach pumped 5 times in all! He learned not to tell the school nurse he wanted to sleep in her office because he didnt feel good because he had food poisoning!!! LOL LMAO

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ROFLMAOOOOO You can talk about my burn barrel all ya want nod but I do have plates, and dont eat my meals out of a dingdang bucket Wink
But it saves on having to wash dishes!!!! Cool
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