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228 92 October 16, 2010 at 01:35 PM
Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

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07-24-2012 at 10:03 PM.
07-24-2012 at 10:03 PM.
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
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07-24-2012 at 10:24 PM.
07-24-2012 at 10:24 PM.
Quote from Lizardo :
It's always somethin'...
I was on my way to WOK on Friday and hit a deer on the highway doing 50 MPH. Hubby just happened to be 10 minutes behind me. Several people stopped, and then hubby showed up and I was able to drive the car to WOK. I left the car there and went into town with Matt to get some tires on his pickup, instead of working my shift. I would not have been able to get home. My Subaru is not drivable for the length of my commute. The driver's side of the front is a mess and the frame that the radiator and everything in front is bolted to, got pushed back pretty far.
Since this happened at the beginning of the weekend, nothing could be done until yesterday. I missed all my days at WOK, and Matt took the car into the shop yesterday morning. I don't know if the insurance company will total it. I haven't heard from anybody yet. Frown
My big win from Coleman would sure come in handy right about now.
Sorry to hear about the clash with the deer. So happy you didn't get hurt. Life is so strange. Never know when things will go your way, or turn around. Hope all works out in your favor.
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07-24-2012 at 10:59 PM.
07-24-2012 at 10:59 PM.
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07-24-2012 at 11:47 PM.
07-24-2012 at 11:47 PM.
Personal hygiene left much room for improvement. As a result, many women and men had developed acne scars by adulthood. The women would spread bee's wax over their facial skin to smooth out their complexions. When they were speaking to each other, if a woman began to stare at another woman's face she was told, 'mind your own bee's wax.' Should the woman smile, the wax would crack, hence the term 'crack a smile'. In addition, when they sat too close to the fire, the wax would melt . ... . Therefore, the expression 'losing face.'
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07-25-2012 at 12:36 AM.
07-25-2012 at 12:36 AM.
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I hope your off to get sleep LMAOOO Obviously your too tired or something to know what you sayingCrazy
Please tomorrow sometime (maybe mid afternoon) could you please send me a PM or answer this post. Sam's mother passed away a few hours ago. I packed up the netbook and have not used it in months so my last ff post is so long ago i will never be able to find us on there. I don't know how long I will stay, We did not expect this. Don't even know if I will be able to get online at all, but if I can, at least I can find us. thank you. I don't know what will happen. I have to leave my cat alone and do not know if I should leave the air on. I will not have 4 dogs as I have to take hers. Sam is so very upset. He talked to her at 6 last night. I had a terrible dream 2 nights ago and it all meant something and I told him to go and he should have. The daughter in law lives in her house for free and we cannot afford to pay the bills there for her to live there and do not know what to do with the electric, etc. Too much to figure out right now. I have no sweeps on the netbook but i can probably find marlboro and camel. You do not have to say anything because i know you all care as we all care for each other but this is all too much for me to handle. Just say a prayer if you pray. Thank you.
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07-25-2012 at 12:51 AM.
07-25-2012 at 12:51 AM.
Quote from bornblondeey :
Please tomorrow sometime (maybe mid afternoon) could you please send me a PM or answer this post. Sam's mother passed away a few hours ago. I packed up the netbook and have not used it in months so my last ff post is so long ago i will never be able to find us on there. I don't know how long I will stay, We did not expect this. Don't even know if I will be able to get online at all, but if I can, at least I can find us. thank you. I don't know what will happen. I have to leave my cat alone and do not know if I should leave the air on. I will not have 4 dogs as I have to take hers. Sam is so very upset. He talked to her at 6 last night. I had a terrible dream 2 nights ago and it all meant something and I told him to go and he should have. The daughter in law lives in her house for free and we cannot afford to pay the bills there for her to live there and do not know what to do with the electric, etc. Too much to figure out right now. I have no sweeps on the netbook but i can probably find marlboro and camel. You do not have to say anything because i know you all care as we all care for each other but this is all too much for me to handle. Just say a prayer if you pray. Thank you.

so sorry
take everything slow
tell the sis in law right away she has to make arrangements to pay or find some other alternative

sending a pm with a link to the FF
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07-25-2012 at 01:06 AM.
07-25-2012 at 01:06 AM.
Quote from Gary123X :
so sorry
take everything slow
tell the sis in law right away she has to make arrangements to pay or find some other alternative

sending a pm with a link to the FF

Our prayers are with you and yours.
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07-25-2012 at 01:18 AM.
07-25-2012 at 01:18 AM.
Quote from Gary123X :
so sorry
take everything slow
tell the sis in law right away she has to make arrangements to pay or find some other alternative

sending a pm with a link to the FF
I stupidly signed on and should not have. Could you send it again tomorrow and I will not come back on here until I can when I get there?
People are coming from Germany and Holland and Washington State. Everyone is going to different airports and these are all very far (hours) from his mother's house. Kennedy, Newark, Phila. Only us to pick them all up and then I have to make provisions for food and lodging. I do not know what to do to handle all this. We will deal with her when the time comes. You have no idea what she has done. And in the middle of this is her birthday celebration this weekend and she is leaving on thurs for her party at her daughter's and will not be home until sunday or monday.
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07-25-2012 at 01:51 AM.
07-25-2012 at 01:51 AM.
Won $50. gift card on SKOAL Make a Plan cash game.
Good Luck to All !!!
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07-25-2012 at 02:23 AM.
07-25-2012 at 02:23 AM.
Quote from bornblondeey :
I stupidly signed on and should not have. Could you send it again tomorrow and I will not come back on here until I can when I get there?
People are coming from Germany and Holland and Washington State. Everyone is going to different airports and these are all very far (hours) from his mother's house. Kennedy, Newark, Phila. Only us to pick them all up and then I have to make provisions for food and lodging. I do not know what to do to handle all this. We will deal with her when the time comes. You have no idea what she has done. And in the middle of this is her birthday celebration this weekend and she is leaving on thurs for her party at her daughter's and will not be home until sunday or monday.

maybe someone else send a pm to her
I may not get on until later in the day
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Gary123X
07-25-2012 at 02:49 AM.
07-25-2012 at 02:49 AM.
good night ff

winn bigg
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07-25-2012 at 04:18 AM.
07-25-2012 at 04:18 AM.
Good Morning Peeps

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"

"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techiniques - visualization, association - it made a huge difference for me."

"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"

Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that red flower with the long stem and thorns?"

"You mean a rose?" "Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"
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07-25-2012 at 04:48 AM.
07-25-2012 at 04:48 AM.
Quote from jawartman :
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
LOL good rules to live by
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Here is a new Dollar General / Pedigee IWG and you get a free music download even if you lose. nod

Prizes: One Hundred (100) First Prizes: each, a $20 DOLLAR GENERAL® Gift Card. Three Hundred (300) Second Prizes: each, a $10 DOLLAR GENERAL® Gift Card.

Grand Prize: $5,000 (1) - A 3-day/2-night trip for winner and one (1) travel companion to Nashville, Tennessee, including round-trip, coach-class air transportation from major commercial airport near winner's home (as determined by Sponsor) to a major commercial airport near Nashville, Tennessee; two (2) nights' accommodations (one (1) room/double occupancy) at a hotel determined by Sponsor; two (2) tickets to 2012 CMA AWARDS™ (the "Awards Show") scheduled to be held on November 1, 2012 in Nashville, Tennessee (tickets/seating determined by Sponsor), including behind-the-scenes tour and Awards Show dress rehearsal tickets (subject to availability and restrictions); ground transportation to/from airport/hotel; $500 prepaid debit card; $500 allowance for Spa Services at Opryland Hotel; and $1,000 spending money (awarded as a check made payable to winner).

https://slickdeals.net/f/4926108-Pedigree-Brand-Dollar-General-Sweepstakes-IWG-8-19-2012
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Quote from bornblondeey :
Please tomorrow sometime (maybe mid afternoon) could you please send me a PM or answer this post. Sam's mother passed away a few hours ago. I packed up the netbook and have not used it in months so my last ff post is so long ago i will never be able to find us on there. I don't know how long I will stay, We did not expect this. Don't even know if I will be able to get online at all, but if I can, at least I can find us. thank you. I don't know what will happen. I have to leave my cat alone and do not know if I should leave the air on. I will not have 4 dogs as I have to take hers. Sam is so very upset. He talked to her at 6 last night. I had a terrible dream 2 nights ago and it all meant something and I told him to go and he should have. The daughter in law lives in her house for free and we cannot afford to pay the bills there for her to live there and do not know what to do with the electric, etc. Too much to figure out right now. I have no sweeps on the netbook but i can probably find marlboro and camel. You do not have to say anything because i know you all care as we all care for each other but this is all too much for me to handle. Just say a prayer if you pray. Thank you.
so very sorry to hear...will be praying
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congrats!
Quote from popp :
Good Morning Peeps

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"

"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techiniques - visualization, association - it made a huge difference for me."

"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"

Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that red flower with the long stem and thorns?"

"You mean a rose?" "Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"
lol
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07-25-2012 at 05:02 AM.
07-25-2012 at 05:02 AM.
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thanks...new to me
Quote from Lizardo :
It's always somethin'...
I was on my way to WOK on Friday and hit a deer on the highway doing 50 MPH. Hubby just happened to be 10 minutes behind me. Several people stopped, and then hubby showed up and I was able to drive the car to WOK. I left the car there and went into town with Matt to get some tires on his pickup, instead of working my shift. I would not have been able to get home. My Subaru is not drivable for the length of my commute. The driver's side of the front is a mess and the frame that the radiator and everything in front is bolted to, got pushed back pretty far.
Since this happened at the beginning of the weekend, nothing could be done until yesterday. I missed all my days at WOK, and Matt took the car into the shop yesterday morning. I don't know if the insurance company will total it. I haven't heard from anybody yet. Frown
My big win from Coleman would sure come in handy right about now.
sorry about your car! glad you are ok
Quote from Vegas123 :
I'm not known for keeping my mouth shut when I probably should nor for my tactfulness, so here goes.

I'm sorry the FF got dragged into the HB crap, but we've got our "followers" who are sure to mention us every chance they get……so be it….maybe we'll get some good people out of it. DYs friends are being used as pawns in a game and they don't even have a clue.

I wish when DY got notified that her picture wasn't acceptable, that the post she made would have stated that perhaps she didn't read the rules enough and thought that she could use an internet picture…that she just made a mistake on her entry....she could have still saved face and not encouraged her friends by continuing to claim that picture is hers. I feel she's made her friends look like fools.

I will give her credit for not continuing to feed the fire, at least not on the HB page.

Perhaps she couldn't admit to her friends because they had spent so much time voting for her…..I don't really know.

I have screwed up many entries cause I didn't read the rules thoroughly or didn't understand them once I did read them.

That's my take and hopefully it will be the only post I make on it.
glad I know nuttin bout nuttin...sorry this happened...voting contests suck!
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thanks
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Well that blows! I replied to several comments & lost them all! Hi everybody! :waves: Whats HB?
I know nuttin I said...hehe! Good luck with your boys moving back home. You will be a very busy lady!
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07-25-2012 at 05:23 AM.
07-25-2012 at 05:23 AM.
Quote from Gary123X :
maybe someone else send a pm to her
I may not get on until later in the day
donewave
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