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RETIRED Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

228 92 October 16, 2010 at 01:35 PM
Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

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kvilla
07-25-2012 at 10:33 AM.
07-25-2012 at 10:33 AM.
Quote from BelAirBelle :
7/7 is my hubby's b-day too. Nothing form marlboro for us either.. Did you get your a/c fixed? Be careful in this heat.nod
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLE!!!! And happy retirement woot woot
No still sweating my eyeballs off, gonna get a motel room tonite, but it is supposed to be put in tomorrow, yippie!!!
Quote from Dabble-Inn :
Ok, With no Sprok reminder again today I'll do my best for you girls. Attachment 1383258
As donald trump would say....you're fired!!!.....LMAO funny....but somehow not inspirational
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cwhetme
07-25-2012 at 10:36 AM.
07-25-2012 at 10:36 AM.
Quote from secretbatline :
OK, I see MTmom wave and myself. Last night I was in here alone. I was dark and scary, not like dabby's basement, I mean really scary! What's going on?


Oh thank Gawd! It's OK MT! We are not alone!
We're all still incognito!!! We are hiding from the bat lady that sneaks in from time to time!!! LMAO JK! SD is messed up and isnt showing who all is on! It usually says Im the only one that exists but others talk to me and Im just hoping Im not having postitory hallucinations as opposed to auditory ones!!! Says no one is here with me in my little cyber world but I swear I keep seeing posts!!! EEK!
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BelAirBelle
07-25-2012 at 10:37 AM.
07-25-2012 at 10:37 AM.
Quote from cwhetme :
Ok.... But its gonna get warm too!!! nod Dont worry!! I'll drink it for you too!! laugh out loud Might need someone closer to you to pour you a cold one!!! Hope you have a great time today and have fun with whatever plans you guys have!
No big plans but Mark and Christian (the 15 yr old) are taking me to dinner and they cleaned the house so I'm happy. Since I'm now 62 I have officially retired. Going to go do some sweeps, maybe I'll be lucky today laugh out loud
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cwhetme
07-25-2012 at 10:39 AM.
07-25-2012 at 10:39 AM.
Quote from secretbatline :
OK, I see MTmom wave and myself. Last night I was in here alone. I was dark and scary, not like dabby's basement, I mean really scary! What's going on?


Oh thank Gawd! It's OK MT! We are not alone!
Quote from Vegas123 :
ya mean his isn't "really scary"



Taking a break from mowing, won't be here long
Dabby's basement isn"t really scary till I get there and he realizes that hes hanging on the wall and I'm NOT a Marlboro girl!!! laugh out loud

Quote from BelAirBelle :
No big plans but Mark and Christian (the 15 yr old) are taking me to dinner and they cleaned the house so I'm happy. Since I'm now 62 I have officially retired. Going to go do some sweeps, maybe I'll be lucky today laugh out loud
Best Birthday present ever!!! House cleaned AN you dont have to cook!!! Have fun!
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cwhetme
07-25-2012 at 10:42 AM.
07-25-2012 at 10:42 AM.
Quote from Vegas123 :
I got new neighbors, gonna be pizzed if I don't mow down the hayfield.Big Grin
Tell them its part of their proerty and see how many times you can get them to do it till they find out!!! LMAO
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countrycowgirl
07-25-2012 at 10:44 AM.
07-25-2012 at 10:44 AM.
Quote from Dabble-Inn :
If yer asking K, she just had one a couple weeks ago.. But we could always give her anotherlaugh out loud
Quote from kvilla :
laugh out loud No, mine was 7/7...must be Belles birthday? And btw no gift from marlboro for the b-day...my son got sunglasses for his.....
laugh out loud Im sure I said Happy BirthdayBig Grin
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OMG!!! We've won the same thing!!!! LMAO


My mom is Betty White!!! But shes not the funny one!!! EEK!
laugh out loudhaha cute
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cwhetme
07-25-2012 at 10:44 AM.
07-25-2012 at 10:44 AM.
Quote from Dabble-Inn :
Ok, With no Sprok reminder again today I'll do my best for you girls. Attachment 1383258
Well then......... Here's your Marlboro girl for the day!!! EEK!
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cwhetme
07-25-2012 at 10:50 AM.
07-25-2012 at 10:50 AM.
I am going to attempt to walk up to the Farmers Market 4 blocks from the house.....102* today but lots of big elm trees along the streets so its cooler. Farmers market is run by Amish folk so the crops will be good and pesticide free. Gonna stop by CVS on the way back and try to get some kind of spray on stuff for my hair to use with the flat iron I got. ( watch me win it now that I bought one!!!) I will be back later.
Someone put up a decent reminder for Marlboro for us ladies!!! Might need something to remind me to enter when I get back!!
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Dabble-Inn
07-25-2012 at 10:51 AM.
07-25-2012 at 10:51 AM.
Quote from cwhetme :
Well then......... Here's your Marlboro girl for the day!!! EEK!
Ok Ok, I see yer point. UNCLE, I SAY UNCLESurrender
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123veas
07-25-2012 at 11:00 AM.
07-25-2012 at 11:00 AM.
Quote from cwhetme :
Tell them its part of their proerty and see how many times you can get them to do it till they find out!!! LMAO
no problem there.....they've already taken a few feet.........lol

Not really, when I came, the neighbor lady always mowed to the telephone pole, so I mowed to the telephone pole....never any worry.

But they are making exactly sure where the line is......I would probably do the same
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07-25-2012 at 11:34 AM.
07-25-2012 at 11:34 AM.
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Ok, With no Sprok reminder again today I'll do my best for you girls. Attachment 1383258
LMAO Well at least he will pray for us Big Grin
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07-25-2012 at 11:37 AM.
07-25-2012 at 11:37 AM.
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She doesnt mean to be funny but shes had too many surgeries and each one depleted her brain cells just a little bit more!!! laugh out loud Aint got many left!! She went to court for a traffic ticket she got and is trying to take it to a higher court cause she lost!!! She was pulling into McDonalds and a lady pulled into the center lane and hit her!! Never mind the fact that the lady was already there and the crazy old cat lady didnt see her until after the collision!! 3 witnesses corroborated and she might have got out of the ticket if she hadnt told the cop off and accused him of flirting with the other pretty young girl!!! (He asked for her phone number for the report!!) She told him if she had been young and pretty would he have taken her side!!! YIKES!! EEK! And take it that my mom is overly animated to begin with and probably said it sarcastically. The way she retold it she wiggled her hips and fluffed her hair and pursed her lips... whole 9 yards!!! Surprised he didnt find something to arrest her for before she was done!! Mom claims the woman came from nowhere and was probably too busy yelling at her kids that were in the back seat! (more witnesses!) Then, of all things, crazy old lady says she has to sit down cause her low blood sugar is getting to her and shes feeling woozy!!! Cop says "then why are you driving??? " EEK! OOPS!!! laugh out loud
Anyway shes asked for an appeal of the judges ruling because he kept looking at the girl that was there as a witness against her and was driving the other car. She had on a low cut blouse and her boobies were hanging out and she kept smiling at the judge. ( of course how mom tells it she was wiggling her shoulders shaking her boobies!!)
There is a reason my dad always called my mom Sue Me Sue!!! laugh out loud ( her name is Betty Sue and she just loves court..... almost as much as she loves surgeries!!! By the way .... shes never won in court!!! laugh out loud
LMAO See? Thats FUNNY!!!
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07-25-2012 at 11:40 AM.
07-25-2012 at 11:40 AM.
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Hi all! Huh...the weirdest thing just happened! I was lurking and just below the 'Political Correctness Speech" was a big ad about "my chronic migraine". Is there some meaning to be found here? Could it be a coincidence or is my computer talking to me? I'm calling Jesse Ventura!
Hiya Batty hug
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07-25-2012 at 11:55 AM.
07-25-2012 at 11:55 AM.
Quote from BelAirBelle :
No big plans but Mark and Christian (the 15 yr old) are taking me to dinner and they cleaned the house so I'm happy. Since I'm now 62 I have officially retired. Going to go do some sweeps, maybe I'll be lucky today laugh out loud
Happybday Have a great day1
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07-25-2012 at 11:58 AM.
07-25-2012 at 11:58 AM.
Quote from cwhetme :
She doesnt mean to be funny but shes had too many surgeries and each one depleted her brain cells just a little bit more!!! laugh out loud Aint got many left!! She went to court for a traffic ticket she got and is trying to take it to a higher court cause she lost!!! She was pulling into McDonalds and a lady pulled into the center lane and hit her!! Never mind the fact that the lady was already there and the crazy old cat lady didnt see her until after the collision!! 3 witnesses corroborated and she might have got out of the ticket if she hadnt told the cop off and accused him of flirting with the other pretty young girl!!! (He asked for her phone number for the report!!) She told him if she had been young and pretty would he have taken her side!!! YIKES!! EEK! And take it that my mom is overly animated to begin with and probably said it sarcastically. The way she retold it she wiggled her hips and fluffed her hair and pursed her lips... whole 9 yards!!! Surprised he didnt find something to arrest her for before she was done!! Mom claims the woman came from nowhere and was probably too busy yelling at her kids that were in the back seat! (more witnesses!) Then, of all things, crazy old lady says she has to sit down cause her low blood sugar is getting to her and shes feeling woozy!!! Cop says "then why are you driving??? " EEK! OOPS!!! laugh out loud
Anyway shes asked for an appeal of the judges ruling because he kept looking at the girl that was there as a witness against her and was driving the other car. She had on a low cut blouse and her boobies were hanging out and she kept smiling at the judge. ( of course how mom tells it she was wiggling her shoulders shaking her boobies!!)
There is a reason my dad always called my mom Sue Me Sue!!! laugh out loud ( her name is Betty Sue and she just loves court..... almost as much as she loves surgeries!!! By the way .... shes never won in court!!! laugh out loud
My mom is a Betty SueOMG lol
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