RETIRED Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

Thank you. Now I wont have ti try to figure out how to hold it and do my hair

At least you have a pool to come home and fall into!!! All I had was 3 droolie dogs!!!

Good morning Everyone,

I'd like to win this shirt, and then win the trip to the Marlboro Ranch.. I think the two would go together.
Watch the "Ranch vs. Ketchup" video battle to instantly win one of 375 Team Ranch T-shirt or one of 16,000 $1.00 off coupons!
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Benjamin Moore Summer Sweepstakes Ends 8/10/12
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Got this email from a friend

A MESSAGE FROM THE OFFICE OF ATTORNEY GENERAL
>
>
> STATE OF MICHIGAN :
>
>
> SITUATION..
>
>
> While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it.
>
>
> For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I called the Canton PD and they were going to check it out. But, this is what the Police advised even before they went out there to check....
>
>
> "There are several things to be aware of ... gangs and thieves are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women) to stop their vehicle and get out of the car.
>
>
> "There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police Department where gangs are placing a car seat by the road...with a fake baby in it....waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned baby.
>
>
> "Note that the location of this car seat is usually beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person -- woman -- will be dragged into the woods, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. If it's a man, they're usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too.
>
>
> DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!! DIAL 9-1-1 AND REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DON 'T EVEN SLOW DOWN.
>
>
> Oh yea, about the EGGS:
>
>
> "IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSHIELD, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK YOUR CAR, DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPERS AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER BECOME MILKY, AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS.
>
>
> THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES.
>
>
> THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVORY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT."
>
>
> Please talk to your loved ones about this. This is a new tactic being used. Please be safe.
>
>
> Get started NOW -- SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES TO BE CAREFUL AND BE AWARE OF EVERYTHING AROUND THEM SO AS NOT TO BECOME THE VICTIM.
>
>
> WARNING # 3:
>
>
> Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.
>
>
> It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.
>
>
> Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called,112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way.
>
>
> Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
>
>
> I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, "Dialing Emergency Number."
>
>
> Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.
>
>
> *Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it's your turn to let your friends know about "Dialing, 112"
>
>
> You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life.
>
>
> This applies to ALL 50 states
>
>
> PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE....
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>

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Good Morning FF

DABS

JAK

Boooorrrriiiinnnngggg

Good morning Everyone,

I'd like to win this shirt, and then win the trip to the Marlboro Ranch.. I think the two would go together.
Watch the "Ranch vs. Ketchup" video battle to instantly win one of 375 Team Ranch T-shirt or one of 16,000 $1.00 off coupons!
Hidden Valley Ranch Instant Win Game Ends 9/18/12
https://www.facebook.com/hiddenva...6587410454

Air Wick National Parks Sweepstakes Ends 8/10/12
https://www.facebook.com/AirWickU...3765308518

Benjamin Moore Summer Sweepstakes Ends 8/10/12
https://www.facebook.com/benjamin...8140729170

Purex Summer of Stains Sweepstakes Ends 9/20/12
https://www.facebook.com/purex/ap...2525297257

Good Morning FF

DABS

JAK

Got this email from a friend

A MESSAGE FROM THE OFFICE OF ATTORNEY GENERAL
>
>
> STATE OF MICHIGAN :
>
>
> SITUATION..
>
>
> While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it.
>
>
> For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I called the Canton PD and they were going to check it out. But, this is what the Police advised even before they went out there to check....
>
>
> "There are several things to be aware of ... gangs and thieves are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women) to stop their vehicle and get out of the car.
>
>
> "There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police Department where gangs are placing a car seat by the road...with a fake baby in it....waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned baby.
>
>
> "Note that the location of this car seat is usually beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person -- woman -- will be dragged into the woods, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. If it's a man, they're usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too.
>
>
> DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!! DIAL 9-1-1 AND REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DON 'T EVEN SLOW DOWN.
>
>
> Oh yea, about the EGGS:
>
>
> "IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSHIELD, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK YOUR CAR, DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPERS AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER BECOME MILKY, AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS.
>
>
> THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES.
>
>
> THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVORY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT."
>
>
> Please talk to your loved ones about this. This is a new tactic being used. Please be safe.
>
>
> Get started NOW -- SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES TO BE CAREFUL AND BE AWARE OF EVERYTHING AROUND THEM SO AS NOT TO BECOME THE VICTIM.
>
>
> WARNING # 3:
>
>
> Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.
>
>
> It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.
>
>
> Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called,112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way.
>
>
> Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
>
>
> I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, "Dialing Emergency Number."
>
>
> Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.
>
>
> *Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it's your turn to let your friends know about "Dialing, 112"
>
>
> You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life.
>
>
> This applies to ALL 50 states
>
>
> PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE....

>

Jak, This one's for you.

http://www.snapandrock.com/

Good Morning FF

DABS

JAK